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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are you ok? Ask yourself are you ok? Well that seems to be the opening message I receive, “ Are you ok?”

I now respond with no and a ludicrous answer to why I am not ok.

Just for fun, tell me why you are not ok.

The stranger the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am not ok because I left my wallet in the alien spacecraft I was abducted in last night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because i listened to "I'm not okay" by my chemical romance that my brain is convinced I'm not okay even when I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because i listened to "I'm not okay" by my chemical romance that my brain is convinced I'm not okay even when I am "

* I listened so many times to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really need a wee and one of my flatmates has made the bathroom inhospitable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not okay as I’ve talked to too many people on Fab and you’ve done ma head in

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I am not okay because I have calculated the distance between the end of my cock and my knee and it is not a prime number.

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

My mothership left me and now I have to find a speak and spell to get home x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No I am not ok thanks for asking (was waiting to be asked!)

I have ran out of tea, got no biscuits either! I need the toilet, but really cannot be arsed to move!

I'm hot, grumpy and in dire need of a foot rub

So as you can see life is pretty dire for me at this moment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am not Ok because there is wind. It's making everything all flappy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sang out the window but no squirrels or birds came and now I'll have to do my housework by myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I sang out the window but no squirrels or birds came and now I'll have to do my housework by myself "

This worked for me this morning and there was a little bird sat on my windowsill. However he flew away and shat all over so now I'm not ok!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because i listened to "I'm not okay" by my chemical romance that my brain is convinced I'm not okay even when I am

* I listened so many times to "

Top tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No I am not ok thanks for asking (was waiting to be asked!)

I have ran out of tea, got no biscuits either! I need the toilet, but really cannot be arsed to move!

I'm hot, grumpy and in dire need of a foot rub

So as you can see life is pretty dire for me at this moment

"

Ran out of tea, countries have gone to war over that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are not OK because of 90% guys we had met they are either gay or bi,s !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not okay because I need ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No I am not ok thanks for asking (was waiting to be asked!)

I have ran out of tea, got no biscuits either! I need the toilet, but really cannot be arsed to move!

I'm hot, grumpy and in dire need of a foot rub

So as you can see life is pretty dire for me at this moment

Ran out of tea, countries have gone to war over that!

"

I can quite understand why as well! It is beyond annoying

I had an argumemt with myself over it and now I'm lonely as well as not ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No I am not ok thanks for asking (was waiting to be asked!)

I have ran out of tea, got no biscuits either! I need the toilet, but really cannot be arsed to move!

I'm hot, grumpy and in dire need of a foot rub

So as you can see life is pretty dire for me at this moment

Ran out of tea, countries have gone to war over that!

I can quite understand why as well! It is beyond annoying

I had an argumemt with myself over it and now I'm lonely as well as not ok

"

I am still undecided if in fact I am actually ok? I shall take myself outside and have a word with myself....... to see if I really am ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I jumped out of bed this morning and stood on a upside down plug and now I need a new foot and sympathy and claims direct to sue the plug maker people x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No I am not ok thanks for asking (was waiting to be asked!)

I have ran out of tea, got no biscuits either! I need the toilet, but really cannot be arsed to move!

I'm hot, grumpy and in dire need of a foot rub

So as you can see life is pretty dire for me at this moment

Ran out of tea, countries have gone to war over that!

I can quite understand why as well! It is beyond annoying

I had an argumemt with myself over it and now I'm lonely as well as not ok

I am still undecided if in fact I am actually ok? I shall take myself outside and have a word with myself....... to see if I really am ok

"

That could be a minefield, go carefully

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