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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not talking about bunking off school or getting too much change in a shop. I mean things that would make people go  if they knew.
Anyone brave enough to share?
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"I'm not talking about bunking off school or getting too much change in a shop. I mean things that would make people go if they knew.
Anyone brave enough to share?
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Not sure you'll get many takers on an open forum lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Anyone brave enough to share?
Nope."
It doesn't look like it!
I wasn't expecting people to be detailed in their responses.
I saw the question asked on another chat site and the replies were very interesting  |
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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and travel/hotel |
Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.
Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.
I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.
Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!
Fucking the system
#InsideTrading  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.
Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.
I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.
Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!
Fucking the system
#InsideTrading "
We weren't asked to make things up, that was a different thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.
Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.
I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.
Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!
Fucking the system
#InsideTrading "
That's the kind of thing I was talking about. Wow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gotten? Are you American perchance OP? 
I got away with farting in a lift, but then again I was the only one in it at the time "
No, I just posted the thread exactly how it had been written on the other site. |
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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and travel/hotel |
"Got the bank to lend me 300k on a house only worth 85k.
Let them repossess it at the depths of the recession. They sold it for 45k at auction (to my family member) and I had taken out an insurance policy that paid the bank the 255k difference I still owed.
I got the bank to pay for the insurance policy (4k) by adding it on top of my mortgage balance.
Oh and it was a 10% cash back mortgage too, so thy gave me 30k for nothing too!
Fucking the system
#InsideTrading
That's the kind of thing I was talking about. Wow!"
And now I live in the house again. Paid for in cash. Thank you bank I cannot name here and thanks for making it soooooooooo easy you greedy evil bastards.
Worst job I ever had - most enlightening one too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spent a whole summer as kids going to the local holiday resort, telling them we’d lost our card and getting a new one to use the pool and activities for free, now as an adult, they must have known and just let us of |
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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and travel/hotel |
"Stole a 'wham' bar
I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10  "
I'll raise your club biscuits with the time I had half a pound of sliced deli turkey breast meat and 4 baps up my puffer jacket sleeve in the coop, got stopped by security who wanted to check my bag but all I had inside it was an oriental knife (6 inch blade).
He let me leave the shop
I was 13 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having sex with a co-worker while her husband unexpectedly came back home and he didn’t know I was hidden on the balcony!
She sent him shopping so i could leave - never again!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stole a 'wham' bar
I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10 "
Baller! All about the mint clubs though! |
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"Stole a 'wham' bar
I'll see your Wham Bar and raise you a packet of Orange Club Biscuits from International when I was about 10
I'll raise your club biscuits with the time I had half a pound of sliced deli turkey breast meat and 4 baps up my puffer jacket sleeve in the coop, got stopped by security who wanted to check my bag but all I had inside it was an oriental knife (6 inch blade).
He let me leave the shop
I was 13 "
Haha, an ex gf of mine used to swap the labels on joints of meat, so we had an £8 piece of beef for about 3 quid, this was back in the 80's though |
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