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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What should women have on their profile? What advice would you give a woman looking for a man?
You can advise on my profile if you wish, but this is to help *all* women who are finding it difficult getting meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On their profile they should have...
Looking for a shortish foreigner with a questionable sense of humour and hairy legs.
Also like at least 5 bootie pics from different angles.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess there's a difference between getting views and messages and then getting meets. No problem with the first.
I suggest just approaching the guys you (and other women) are interested in and who have reviews which show they do actually meet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I guess there's a difference between getting views and messages and then getting meets. No problem with the first.
I suggest just approaching the guys you (and other women) are interested in and who have reviews which show they do actually meet. "
What if the profiles I/ we find don't entice me/ us though?  |
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"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet  "
Indeed they can however NOT with me
There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet
Indeed they can however NOT with me
There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x"
Same here, No Labia No Likey. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Menu
Of what? Food or sex or
I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?"
Fish n potatoes.
I lay there like a dead fish and a sack of potatoes.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pictures of your bedroom floor cluttered with dirty clothes.
Pictures of a sky remote balanced on/between your boobs so that scale can be judged. "
I can do the Sky remote. Brb |
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"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet
Indeed they can however NOT with me
There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x"
That’s ok, some of us just like to look at your pictures  (please don’t block me for that)  |
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"A blank profile with no avatar can still get bloody messages. A woman can put what she likes and still get a meet
Indeed they can however NOT with me
There are a vast number of ladies profiles who would need serious upgrades to seduce me x"
Oh for sure! But sometimes it's frustrating to make the effort (I have no idea if I'd meet your grade) and just have it ignored. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"A Menu
Of what? Food or sex or
I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?
Fish n potatoes.
I lay there like a dead fish and a sack of potatoes. "
I've been wanting to explore Necrophilia for ages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Menu
Of what? Food or sex or
I was thinking food but a sex menu could work too. What would you have on your specials?
Fish n potatoes.
I lay there like a dead fish and a sack of potatoes.
I've been wanting to explore Necrophilia for ages"
The lights are off, door's open. Pull my nightie down when you're done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The interests thing is already a menu.
I see you like X. I'm going to do X with you oh baby oh baby 
In that case I'll have a number 8, a 10, a 16 and some Prawn Crackers please."
throw in a 69 and we're good to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.
They have all the power"
Now if men could accept that for real life too the world would be a much nicer frillier place |
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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago
Cheshire/Staffs |
"Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.
They have all the power
Now if men could accept that for real life too the world would be a much nicer frillier place "
Sorry, real life is quite another thing. Enjoy your fab power |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Thread is completely redundant. Every woman on Fab will get attention. They don't "need" a profile.
They have all the power
Now if men could accept that for real life too the world would be a much nicer frillier place
Sorry, real life is quite another thing. Enjoy your fab power "
This is so true. Its not real and never will be.
Answer to your question. I really dont think it matters most of the time. |
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I like something in the profile that gives insight to the person.
As suggested, using your’s as an example:
. It suggests you have a dry & ready wit.
. Care for the health of your fellow fabbers, given the finger exercises they need to do to scroll to the juicy bits
. The ability to time travel, at least 3 months in advance
Mr S |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like something in the profile that gives insight to the person.
As suggested, using your’s as an example:
. It suggests you have a dry & ready wit.
. Care for the health of your fellow fabbers, given the finger exercises they need to do to scroll to the juicy bits
. The ability to time travel, at least 3 months in advance
Mr S "
I do care, you're very intuitive. Strong fingers are good.  |
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