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"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please 
I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics "
Bloody hell. Not again... |
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"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please
I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics
Bloody hell. Not again..."
Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles |
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over a year ago
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"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now   
That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !"
It does fucking exist! I've had one!
Wait, this isn't narnia?!  |
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"A cool can of ginger beer would go down a treat right now.
Ginger beer for the fire-cracker, she likes it spicy!!"
Put some rum in the mix and then I’m fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please
I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics
Bloody hell. Not again...
Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles "
Can I come back yet? |
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"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now
That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !
It does fucking exist! I've had one!
Wait, this isn't narnia?! "
Naughty step 5 minutes and think about what you just did |
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"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please
I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics
Bloody hell. Not again...
Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles
Can I come back yet?"
What do you say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a Strawberry and lime cider slushie just now
That doesn’t exist, does it now, this isn’t Narnia, written warning for fabricating fake thirst quenchers !
It does fucking exist! I've had one!
Wait, this isn't narnia?!
Naughty step 5 minutes and think about what you just did"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please
I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics
Bloody hell. Not again...
Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles
Can I come back yet?
What do you say?"
Big sigh. Ok you can wear your McDonalds uniform. |
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"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.
No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader "
I didn't think that needed to be said,hundred and thousands obviously. I don't want no flipping curlywurly stuck out of my icecream,I'll made do without. |
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"Right now? Mini milk ice lolly please
I think that’s cheating because it’s all 3 at once! You are excluded for flagrant manipulation of thread mechanics
Bloody hell. Not again...
Don’t make me raise an eyebrow, or horrors, peer at you over my spectacles
Can I come back yet?
What do you say?
Big sigh. Ok you can wear your McDonalds uniform."
You get a cider lolly |
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"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.
No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader
I didn't think that needed to be said,hundred and thousands obviously. I don't want no flipping curlywurly stuck out of my icecream,I'll made do without."
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"Icecream with sprinkles,sauce and a flake will do nicely.
No flakes. You can have a curlywurly and what type of sprinkles ffs I’m not a mind reader
I didn't think that needed to be said,hundred and thousands obviously. I don't want no flipping curlywurly stuck out of my icecream,I'll made do without.
There will be no insults aimed at the staff, your privileges have been withdrawn "
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"Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw"
Yeah yadadada how unusual a woman on fab that wants it all. Have a 99 (no flake, were out of flakes, but I have a nearly new curlywurly) |
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"Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw
Yeah yadadada how unusual a woman on fab that wants it all. Have a 99 (no flake, were out of flakes, but I have a nearly new curlywurly)"
A pre licked curly wurly is fab all over. I'll take it  |
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"Right now Id like all three icecream in my left hand ice lolly in the right and slurp a cold drink through a straw
Yeah yadadada how unusual a woman on fab that wants it all. Have a 99 (no flake, were out of flakes, but I have a nearly new curlywurly)
A pre licked curly wurly is fab all over. I'll take it "
It’s yours (you may have to wrestle for it) |
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"I've just knocked back a couple of Strawberry Calippo's that really hit the spot  "
Well if you ain’t buying move along there’s a good chap
Miguel. Double the price of the Calippos, we may get a rush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x
Vitamin C queen eh?  . I know your mind
Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant
It’s okay your secret is safe...."
Could you let me in on my secret please ..... |
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"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x
Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind
Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant
It’s okay your secret is safe....
Could you let me in on my secret please ....."
I ain’t Julian Assange. Miguel. Call wiki leaks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cool drink of blackcurrrant squash please x
Vitamin C queen eh? . I know your mind
Erm i hadn't thought about vit c, i just prefer blackcurrant
It’s okay your secret is safe....
Could you let me in on my secret please .....
I ain’t Julian Assange. Miguel. Call wiki leaks "
Weird ...... |
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"We’ve just been to Granelli's in Macclesfield for ice cream mmmmm. We’ve ended up at the pub too!
So ice cream and drink for us!
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As there are two of you I am going to let this slide. One 99 (no flake, or curlywurly, you can have a stick of kitkat). Drink? Throw me a bone here, specify!! No sharing by the way, breaks the rules |
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"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please  "
We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers |
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"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please
We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers "
kitkat please two fingers |
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"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please
We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers"
Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.
Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat |
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"Blue 'mr freeze'
Or
99 with a flake and blue bubblegum syrup please"
Miguel. Have we got any of those frozen chemicals left? Si?
There you go young soldier, now suck it before it melts.
THERE ARE NO FLAKES!! |
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"Drink"
Spoken like a true Cornish woman. Right, I know this won’t matter, on account of your heritage and the evolved ability to catalyse any fluid into something alcoholic but did you have a flavour in mind? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please
We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers
Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.
Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat "
79 omg that's 20 under par |
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"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please
We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers
Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.
Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat 79 omg that's 20 under par "
If you don’t like it you can find somewhere else sunshine, we ain’t joined at the hip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm.... see I got excited and made a thread with no substance 99 please
We’ve got no flakes what do you want stuck in it? Please bear in mind I have ejected a number of the clientele for inappropriate or faux humorous answers kitkat please two fingers
Seriously the day we get a face palm emoji is the day I let my inner joy out.
Right you can have a 79 on account of the two sticks of kitkat 79 omg that's 20 under par
If you don’t like it you can find somewhere else sunshine, we ain’t joined at the hip"
cmon I'm salivating now |
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"Ice cream please
69 for the lady with the stye (no flake, give her a twix she won’t see it)
Mr whippy please...... I like flakes "
I like Ferrari’s love but we ain’t got none. Blame the suppliers (sheesh it’s in caps on the blackboard ffs)
Right a soft scoop Mr Whippy with a candy CANE and you can CROP the BOTTOM of the cone Miguel, yes the lady with the eye patch... |
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"Frozen strawberry limeade . Yum"
Alright sweet cheeks, I know you are from across the pond and all that and you have ‘foreign ways’ but I think that’s a frozen drink, known as a lolly drink over here and you can’t have both...... I’m watching you |
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"I'm going to get my own from the fridge."
Thanks for the announcement Moira Stewart.
I don’t know why I bother, rushed off my feet trying to bring a little bit of joy to all the people, seeing smiles blossom as they partake of my wares, all with a can-do attitude and nothing is too much trouble and this is how they treat you... it beggars belief |
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"I'm going to get my own from the fridge.
Thanks for the announcement Moira Stewart.
I don’t know why I bother, rushed off my feet trying to bring a little bit of joy to all the people, seeing smiles blossom as they partake of my wares, all with a can-do attitude and nothing is too much trouble and this is how they treat you... it beggars belief "
Minus the flake,I'm being good. |
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"I'll have an alcoholic dandelion & burdock please."
Now there's a blast from the past Captain Blyth, coming right up (if you make a map of Africa on the sheets tonight, the management will not take responsibility) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i eithrr have a pint of pineapple juice and lemonade with ice or a sweet ice cold cider please
You can have the cider but I take no responsibility if it starts repeating on you "
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me..."
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)"
Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy |
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)
Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy "
If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)
Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy
If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes"
And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please. |
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)
Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy
If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes
And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please."
Pastis 51, I think we will both get into trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)
Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy
If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes
And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please.
Pastis 51, I think we will both get into trouble!"
Mix between absinthe and ouzo??? Bring it on  |
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"Is it time for a second drink yet. A ‘cider lolly’ didn’t really do it for me...
Well speak up, I am not Derek Acorah!
Seriously no wonder no one meets on this site, "I wonder if people want to meet me? I shall send out psychic messages confident that everyone on fab has developed extra sensory perception)
Can I have five of whatever your fav alcoholic beverage is and forcefeed them to you? Bet you’re all giggly and womderful when you’re tipsy
If you mean by "giggly and wonderful" "malleable and open to suggestion" then yes
And your favourite tipple? 5 for you and 2 for me please.
Pastis 51, I think we will both get into trouble!
Mix between absinthe and ouzo??? Bring it on "
Well that's the end of this thread then. No more orders, I am off to get pished! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've had a callipo style ice lol and got told off for being rude eating it..... I wasn't.... So obviously I had to do the childish thing and start eating it rudely with lots of slurping |
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"I've gone for a couple of pints,then a lolly
Help yourself I'm off to get my face sat on my a d*unken woman from the Midlands...."
I can wait until we hit 175. Don’t want any unhappy people on a Saturday night.
Oh you did mean me right? |
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"I've gone for a couple of pints,then a lolly
Help yourself I'm off to get my face sat on my a d*unken woman from the Midlands....
I can wait until we hit 175. Don’t want any unhappy people on a Saturday night.
Oh you did mean me right? "
As usual the people of Fab are taking care of themselves |
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"Frozen strawberry limeade . Yum
Alright sweet cheeks, I know you are from across the pond and all that and you have ‘foreign ways’ but I think that’s a frozen drink, known as a lolly drink over here and you can’t have both...... I’m watching you"
I need someone to keep me in line. Back at ya sweet cheeks... |
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