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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How can I wear a summer dress when I haven't bothered to shave my legs. I'm only popping to the pet shop will anyone notice do you think?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Have you had to plait the hair?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Hair gell......

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Comb over?

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By *xtrafun4youMan  over a year ago

Dunstable

Just go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How can I wear a summer dress when I haven't bothered to shave my legs. I'm only popping to the pet shop will anyone notice do you think?"
definitely I always look at a woman's legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comb over? "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your back

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Does it honestly matter......its a pet shop not a meet.

I'm sure your pet won't mind

Jo x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Does it honestly matter......its a pet shop not a meet.

I'm sure your pet won't mind

Jo x

"

Hamsters might start nesting on OP,s legs

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Depends on how stubby, don't want small furry animals sticking to your legs Velcro fashion

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Say the cat has been sitting on you and it’s moulted over your legs

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By *inkysexpotMan  over a year ago

leeds


"Does it honestly matter......its a pet shop not a meet.

I'm sure your pet won't mind

Jo x

Hamsters might start nesting on OP,s legs "

Hahaha

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester

Just grab a biro n draw a line down the back of your legs n people will think you're wearing stockings

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By *lan157Man  over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I would notice.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Depends on how stubby, don't want small furry animals sticking to your legs Velcro fashion "

Hahahaha

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Theres bad and then there's BAD..how bad is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pet shop is the perfect place for hairy legs

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Have you had to plait the hair? "

I'm thinking off hair dye if it gets any longer. That's one positive about winter I suppose every inch of me is hidden so I can be hairy as anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You'll fit in, just be wary of folk wanting to stroke your legs instead of Bugs Bunny.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hair gell...... "

Oh yeah I just tend to use hair gell on my foof but never thought to use it on my legs,ta.

Now why would my phone change foof to good I wonder,silly phone.

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Can you disguise it by using some fuzzy felt shapes into a nice collage?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just go for it. "

I don't want to be judged for being a lazy f.....,stuff it I am a lazy f.....

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How can I wear a summer dress when I haven't bothered to shave my legs. I'm only popping to the pet shop will anyone notice do you think?definitely I always look at a woman's legs "

Well you can't flipping see me from there,I hate my legs anyway. Do you know where I can buy some nice cheap one's?

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan  over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

If you’re lazy you are lazy and off

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Your back "

That's a nice summery pic.

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan  over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"How can I wear a summer dress when I haven't bothered to shave my legs. I'm only popping to the pet shop will anyone notice do you think?definitely I always look at a woman's legs

Well you can't flipping see me from there,I hate my legs anyway. Do you know where I can buy some nice cheap one's?"

I think your legs are great

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Does it honestly matter......its a pet shop not a meet.

I'm sure your pet won't mind

Jo x

"

Very true,but...I may meet my wonderful hot man that I would love to have a part-time relationship with whilst he's choosing fish food and I don't want him being scared off due to me not bothering to shave you know.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Does it honestly matter......its a pet shop not a meet.

I'm sure your pet won't mind

Jo x

Hamsters might start nesting on OP,s legs "

I used to have dwarf hamsters once vicious little thing's that killed! Never again.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Depends on how stubby, don't want small furry animals sticking to your legs Velcro fashion "

I'll test them before I go out I have two guinea pig's!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the summer dress that will stand out not the hairy legs

I find most women in pet shops try to blend in by wearing wolf themed nylon fleeces and man cut jeans

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can you disguise it by using some fuzzy felt shapes into a nice collage? "

Don't be silly Adam.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"If you’re lazy you are lazy and off"

What what?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Does it honestly matter......its a pet shop not a meet.

I'm sure your pet won't mind

Jo x

Hamsters might start nesting on OP,s legs "

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Short skirt, long socks to hide the hair? I hear it’s a thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What does it matter if they do judge you? Wear a daft hat, they won't notice your legs. And a fleece as Bussy suggested.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Short skirt, long socks to hide the hair? I hear it’s a thing "

I'd rather have people disgusted with me Babs rather than being laughed at.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does it matter if they do judge you? Wear a daft hat, they won't notice your legs. And a fleece as Bussy suggested. "

Fleece?! I'm a perimenopausel woman don't you know, I can't wear a fleece in this weather!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What does it matter if they do judge you? Wear a daft hat, they won't notice your legs. And a fleece as Bussy suggested.

Fleece?! I'm a perimenopausel woman don't you know, I can't wear a fleece in this weather!"

Your "if you look at my hairy legs I'll rip your f***ing head off" smile will sort them out.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does it matter if they do judge you? Wear a daft hat, they won't notice your legs. And a fleece as Bussy suggested.

Fleece?! I'm a perimenopausel woman don't you know, I can't wear a fleece in this weather!

Your "if you look at my hairy legs I'll rip your f***ing head off" smile will sort them out. "

It wouldn't be the first time I've barked at someone in public,it's when I definitely knew I was approaching 'that' age. I had a brief moment of thinking I should apologise then thought f*ck it,got my bags and left. Poor guy.

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