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My height has never bothered me, but its one thing i cant change. But now im loving all the long tops and jumpers cause the fit me perfectly as a dress for the length i like. So im now very happy being a short arse. Just need supermarkets to change their shelving now |
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Never bothered me, back where I originated, I am considered as tall!
Besides what I lack in stature I more than make it up in bulk if not in presence, blah, blah blah...
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"My height has never bothered me, but its one thing i cant change. But now im loving all the long tops and jumpers cause the fit me perfectly as a dress for the length i like. So im now very happy being a short arse. Just need supermarkets to change their shelving now"
Alot to be said for short women, by any chance do you have a flat head and ability to breath though your ears lol. It not about the height when standing it the height when you are lying down that counts |
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"Never bothered me, back where I originated, I am considered as tall!
Besides what I lack in stature I more than make it up in bulk if not in presence, blah, blah blah...
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ha ha think one of my verifications says about what i lack in stature |
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"Another short arse here lol but most men find me cute  "
When i was about 15 i had to go to the doctors about something and he said, all the best things come in small packages. So i went home and told my mother and without blinking she just turned round and said so does poison  |
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"another shorty here,thank god for heels  ,although my Daughter has often said if i was two inches shorter i would officialy be a dwarf!!!! got a chair and gave her a clip round the ear"
My Mum was 4ft 10 and my dad 5 ft 4, I was hardly gonna be a giant |
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"i dont mind being short,i mind when my Son pats me on the head though
We can always put heels on, a tall person can't lower themselves lol"
Wanna bet ?
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For your delectable entertainment :
Randy Newman : "Short People"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Any old irony, any old irony, any any any old ironing. |
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"another shorty here,thank god for heels ,although my Daughter has often said if i was two inches shorter i would officialy be a dwarf!!!! got a chair and gave her a clip round the ear"
Helloooo Happy |
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"i dont mind being short,i mind when my Son pats me on the head though
We can always put heels on, a tall person can't lower themselves lol
Wanna bet ?
Standard disclaimer applies
For your delectable entertainment :
Randy Newman : "Short People"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Any old irony, any old irony, any any any old ironing. "
Classic :
"You gota pick 'em up just to say hello" |
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otherwise shortarses are cool with me 
my 14yr old son is taller than me 