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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha "
I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on 
On you?....
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I’m already hot stuff thank you very much.
Now there’s another hoop over there to jump into  |
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha
I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo "
Haha a regular pose here to
I’ve just got to remember to NOT do it during the parents race on sports day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think my knees - or hips - could take jumping through a hoop!
Just how far off the ground is this hoop op?  "
As far as you want it to be...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here  ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please
What if I offered you maltesers "
Give me the hoop now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sod putting the bra back on.... full hand, fingers spread, grab, push, now bounce haha
I do,that in the morning running down the stairs to the loo
Haha a regular pose here to
I’ve just got to remember to NOT do it during the parents race on sports day "
Oh I remember the days fondly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
On you?....
I’m already hot stuff thank you very much.
Now there’s another hoop over there to jump into "
You did say it was getting hot in the wardrobe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please
What if I offered you maltesers
Give me the hoop now
You're easy "
I’ll do anything for a malteser  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some try to tell me what I'll wear. It's usually a short tight skirt without knickers.
Go write to inamininoknickers and leave me be. "
You’re it alone with that message... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why’s this tribute thread doing better than my original thread, this is bullshit! It’s like when a crap cover version does better the original classic.
Kind regards X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why’s this tribute thread doing better than my original thread, this is bullshit! It’s like when a crap cover version does better the original classic.
Kind regards X"
Guest appearance by Tame and thanks for popping by.....
Kind regards .X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now "
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging "
I had trouble re spelling it Doc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do shave my legs and put makeup on.
I deserve a medal.
I do my armpits too
Me too.
I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public "
I do my ears too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nooooo way .....and I wouldn't 
Creme egg
Don’t listen to him, he’s already got me with maltesers
Yes and suzuki enjoys a creme egg
Naughty boy 
Moi "
Yes....you.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I had trouble re spelling it Doc "
I’ve typed it so often my iPad and phone suggest it as soon as I put flocc in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do shave my legs and put makeup on.
I deserve a medal.
I do my armpits too
Me too.
I do other things because I'm hairy, but I'm not admitting to it in public
I do my ears too "
Whose ears? |
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging "
I read and missed it completely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I read and missed it completely "
Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I had trouble re spelling it Doc
I’ve typed it so often my iPad and phone suggest it as soon as I put flocc in"
Laughing here..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have a few hoops if any of you ladies fancy jumping through it, we'll put them over the bed to break your fall just incase "
That’s very kind of you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jump through hoops for the men on here ...
Sorry Tame, I couldn’t resist ...
Witty responses please
Never mind jumping thru hoops for u I’d loop the loop for you "
You have a plane |
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I read and missed it completely
Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles "
Suitably chastised by Doc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't jump, but I do a mean forward roll and dismount
That's a penis breaker
Years of practise, not lost one yet
First time for everything
Never met a penis I couldn't fix "
Ice lolly stick and a few plasters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d say no, most just put a picture of their growler as their avatar and drop their knickers to the first pipe smoking Morris dancer that tickles their fancy "
Why oh why am I laughing at that comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I avoid jumping at all costs! Unless there's a tena lady provided, childbirth wasn't kind
I find laughing uncontrollably does that "
I have to brace myself when I sneeze too.... |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too "
I know you're dying to see it happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now
Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. come aboard we can share a big bag of them "
Taff, I think we need something stronger... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too
I know you're dying to see it happen "
I think most of us are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like hula hoops mmm yum I'm hungry now
Can I join you? Tired after reading the energy in this thread.. come aboard we can share a big bag of them
Taff, I think we need something stronger... "
He’s fell through the hoop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
What hoops will there be?
BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain ..you in
Too many carbs "
Polos then |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
Will you wear a nice pink bra for us
Absolutely not
You know you want too
I know you're dying to see it happen
I think most of us are "
Gotta love a trier xx |
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"I can happily judge to see who has the best hoop jumping technique
What hoops will there be?
BBQ beef, cheese and onion, chicken and plain ..you in
Too many carbs
Polos then "
Still too many carbs. I'll take challenges. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few have put floccinaucinihilipilification on their first messages to me although it’s worthless
Say what now
Clearly another one didn’t read my profile before messaging
I read and missed it completely
Pfffft and women have the audacity to say men don’t read their profiles
Suitably chastised by Doc "
I was joking it’s worthless after all |
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo 
I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise! "
You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo
I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!
You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns "
I'm not wearing anything pink with frills! |
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"Whilst you’ve all ‘jumped up’ can one of you put the kettle on
Yes, just let me put the iron down first!!
Jo
I forgot all about my naked ironing enterprise!
You'll need an outfit. You know. In case of burns
I'm not wearing anything pink with frills! "
Black with frills? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her.
To be fair to her she did it. |
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"Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her.
To be fair to her she did it."
That's not unreasonable per se. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Back in the days before I realised women could enjoy nsa sex I had a woman want to meet me who I thought was too hot to possibly be genuine. So I told her I wouldn't meet her unless she sent me a picture of herself holding that days newspaper so I knew it was her.
To be fair to her she did it.
That's not unreasonable per se. "
More of a hoop she had to step through |
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