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Would you have sex with Boris Johnson?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let’s face it, if he wins, we’re all going to get fucked by him.
His opponent isn’t much better.
Definitely the evil of two lessers. "
So eloquently put  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face down arse up bo jo.
Im gunna peddal that arse all the way home.
Id wish for the super powers to tell us the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 
The truth? You can't handle the truth!  "
Thats what they all say |
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Yes I would fuck him for 3-4 hrs - takes me that long to cum. My wish is that he is deported to Antarctica and has no means of communication with the rest of civilisation for as long as he lives
Yes I would sacrifice my 4hrs to do that for (wo)mankind |
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"Yes I would fuck him for 3-4 hrs - takes me that long to cum. My wish is that he is deported to Antarctica and has no means of communication with the rest of civilisation for as long as he lives
Yes I would sacrifice my 4hrs to do that for (wo)mankind "
Got yo be a Nobel peace prize nomination in there somewhere for you, at the very least  |
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It goes against my better judgement, as he's such a repsulsive personality. But I will take a 2 hour session with him.
The wish is that I am Prime Minister.
He could never hold public office again, as I would ensure that this is implemented into law immediately. And Brexit would be cancelled, as I'd revoke Article 50 and be happy to take all the trouble on the chin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never. Id rather spend the two hours working on making my own wish come true 
I'll come back to you at 11.05pm and see how you're getting on "
Im rubbing my lamp furiously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?
If so what would that wish be?
Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky...."
That answer your question? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, probably.
I don't have to make a wish do I?
Michael Gove too? 
She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame. "
Not Rees-Mogg as well???  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?
If so what would that wish be?
Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky...."
I would need to word my wish very carefully, it would be very, very, very subclausey and long and end with my own memory blank of a specific 2hr period. |
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"Yeah, probably.
I don't have to make a wish do I?
Michael Gove too?
She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.
Not Rees-Mogg as well??? "
I could listen to Rees-Mogg for hours on end...... love his diction. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah, probably.
I don't have to make a wish do I?
Michael Gove too?
She loves a mansplainy tory - I’m trying so hard not to kink shame.
Not Rees-Mogg as well???
I could listen to Rees-Mogg for hours on end...... love his diction."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could get one wish granted directly afterwards?
If so what would that wish be?
Also it would be a two hour session with BoJo, not a three minute quicky...."
My wish would be that the last two hours never happened |
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