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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got any general life advice you’d like to share with the forum? Go for it, share ahead!
Make sure you always smell nice when meeting someone new; their nostrils are the first holes you’ll penetrate |
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"Don't live life with a single regret.
Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.
Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried"
Yep. Even if you make a bad call at least you did something about it rather than leaving it with 'I'll never know'. |
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. |
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Happiness, or contentedness/ inner peace, comes from within. It's not a competition or comparison, it's about you and what you get from life. It can't be bought or sold. It can take a lot of work to find. |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't."
I like this . Wise words  |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words "
First time anything I've said has been called wise.  |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. "
First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't."
I have a tshirt with the first one on |
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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago
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Value all things, value conscious beings more, and value humanity most of all. Draw the line there. Assign equal value to all humans, be they from other cultures or your own, religious or non-religious, straight or queer, rich or poor... Bend this rule for family and friends; they deserve to be valued most of all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do anything important before 11 in the morning.
I should really listen to this one  "
It's a good rule. Anything that requires a lot of thought or very fine hand to eye coordination should be avoided all costs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A snake can shed it's skin.... but it's still a snake.
Every shadow, no matter how deep, is threatened by the morning light.
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.
Love yourself first... because that's who'll you'll spend the rest of your life with.
You don't inspire people by being perfect, you inspire them by how you deal with your imperfections.
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one "
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't.
I have a tshirt with the first one on "
Oh sweet! |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! "
I wouldnt know   |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! I wouldnt know "
Oh of course not..me either. |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! I wouldnt know
Oh of course not..me either. "
Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you want unconditional love ,
get a dog
It's not unconditional... you have to feed them "
No, they love you anyway. Now cats, they’re just mercenaries |
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
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"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
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Good old Ewan |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! I wouldnt know
Oh of course not..me either. Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest "
I'm sure if I knew what you meant I'd be shocked, shocked I tell you. |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! I wouldnt know
Oh of course not..me either. Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest
I'm sure if I knew what you meant I'd be shocked, shocked I tell you. "
Somehow I doubt it , you must be an Angel then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In keeping everyone else happy you only succeed in making yourself miserable in the long run.
A champion is defined not by their wins, but how they recover when they fall.
Stars can't shine without darkness.
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wear clean knickers each day, you never know when you'll get run over by a bus. "
To be fair if you've been hit by a bus then its very likely your shreddies won't be clean for much longer. |
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"Don't live life with a single regret.
Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.
Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried
Oh .. hello "
Hello to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't give a Nigerian business man 20k on the promise their is a suitcase full of gold bullion; that is apparently woven in machine??, to be picked up from an undisclosed airport, to which you will receive a generous fee for handling. |
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"Don't give a Nigerian business man 20k on the promise their is a suitcase full of gold bullion; that is apparently woven in machine??, to be picked up from an undisclosed airport, to which you will receive a generous fee for handling."
What??? You mean he wasn't genuine??? I won't hey my money back??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Never be sober.
Always laugh, it’s a cheap medicine.
Never fall in love.
Always run away from your problems: physically and mentally.
Yes, I’m great at life.  |
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GO PLACIDLY amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy |
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"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.
It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words
First time anything I've said has been called wise. First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one
Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong! I wouldnt know
Oh of course not..me either. Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest
I'm sure if I knew what you meant I'd be shocked, shocked I tell you. Somehow I doubt it , you must be an Angel then "
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