I heard this one over the weekend, and it made me chuckle.
Well this farmer is relieving himself beside his tractor at the side of a country lane.
An attractive lady in an open top sports car slowly drives past him, and notices that the farmer has an enormous penis.
"Mmmmm, I need fucking" says the young lady.
"So do I, replied the farmer - I've just ploughed the wrong bloody field"
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Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.
It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.
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"Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.
It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.
As you were. "
I suppose you had to be there  |
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"Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.
It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.
As you were.
I suppose you had to be there "
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"Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.
It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.
As you were. "
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"I heard this one over the weekend, and it made me chuckle.
Well this farmer is relieving himself beside his tractor at the side of a country lane.
An attractive lady in an open top sports car slowly drives past him, and notices that the farmer has an enormous penis.
"Mmmmm, I need fucking" says the young lady.
"So do I, replied the farmer - I've just ploughed the wrong bloody field"
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