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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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Will you be providing a full medical history? I'd quite like to avoid any inherited conditions.
I will require three years' payslips as evidence that you can financialy support your child, and your bank details so that I can access those funds for the next eighteen years (or longer, if our child wishes to go to university)
And finally, a cast-iron guarantee that your mother will not be poking her nose in, and telling me how to raise her grandchild. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will you be providing a full medical history? I'd quite like to avoid any inherited conditions.
I will require three years' payslips as evidence that you can financialy support your child, and your bank details so that I can access those funds for the next eighteen years (or longer, if our child wishes to go to university)
And finally, a cast-iron guarantee that your mother will not be poking her nose in, and telling me how to raise her grandchild."
yes, yes and definitely yes, my mum died years ago and she didn't like the idea of grandchildren even when she was alive |
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me  "
so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go? "
Correct. No connection, other than bank details. |
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details."
yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university "
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins "
yes omg two children double the expense and a bedsit is out of the question two bed flat at least but then we're not considering that the woman or women he seeks want a baby desperately and this may be the only way they can achieve it and not achieve a man permanently in their life  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins yes omg two children double the expense and a bedsit is out of the question two bed flat at least but then we're not considering that the woman or women he seeks want a baby desperately and this may be the only way they can achieve it and not achieve a man permanently in their life "
This is true.
Of course, if the twins are a boy & a girl, then a three-bed property would be better!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins yes omg two children double the expense and a bedsit is out of the question two bed flat at least but then we're not considering that the woman or women he seeks want a baby desperately and this may be the only way they can achieve it and not achieve a man permanently in their life
This is true.
Of course, if the twins are a boy & a girl, then a three-bed property would be better! "
awwww cmon you're getting ridiculous now  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins yes omg two children double the expense and a bedsit is out of the question two bed flat at least but then we're not considering that the woman or women he seeks want a baby desperately and this may be the only way they can achieve it and not achieve a man permanently in their life
This is true.
Of course, if the twins are a boy & a girl, then a three-bed property would be better! awwww cmon you're getting ridiculous now "
Triplets would be ridiculous |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How could you let this service go for free op? Surely there's money to be made. IVF and the likes could be quite expensive, you should do some research into the costs of such treatment and maybe offer your services for half that price. That way you make a couple of pound, plus you get all the sex and it'll make you look more serious which I think is what you're lacking here  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"How could you let this service go for free op? Surely there's money to be made. IVF and the likes could be quite expensive, you should do some research into the costs of such treatment and maybe offer your services for half that price. That way you make a couple of pound, plus you get all the sex and it'll make you look more serious which I think is what you're lacking here "
Excellent advice.. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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The child will love to hear the tale as they grow up of how Mummy met a complete stranger on a sex site and this man felt a need to plant his seed and she loved being deliberately impregnated by this stranger. Beautiful. Almost poetic
You are considering the child? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought "
If you don't want people commenting then don't post..simples
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The child will love to hear the tale as they grow up of how Mummy met a complete stranger on a sex site and this man felt a need to plant his seed and she loved being deliberately impregnated by this stranger. Beautiful. Almost poetic
You are considering the child? "
to be fair that's quite a common tale these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you go and donate to a sperm bank if you want to help childless women OP? I'm sure many would appreciate it there. "
omg you say that naked with bacon eggs sausages and tomato |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read your profile op, do you not consider this a weird fantasy? Only because you list fucking someone's pregnant wife weird...
Peach x"
I always fantasised about pregnant sex. Until my wife got pregnant. It was just awkward. Never fulfill your fantasies. |
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"The child will love to hear the tale as they grow up of how Mummy met a complete stranger on a sex site and this man felt a need to plant his seed and she loved being deliberately impregnated by this stranger. Beautiful. Almost poetic
You are considering the child? "
It’s a fairytale |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read your profile op, do you not consider this a weird fantasy? Only because you list fucking someone's pregnant wife weird...
Peach x"
no good if the jobs already done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The child will love to hear the tale as they grow up of how Mummy met a complete stranger on a sex site and this man felt a need to plant his seed and she loved being deliberately impregnated by this stranger. Beautiful. Almost poetic
You are considering the child?
It’s a fairytale "
Also I haven’t slept yet is this a real forum post or have I fallen asleep and am dreaming? |
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"Will you be providing a full medical history? I'd quite like to avoid any inherited conditions.
I will require three years' payslips as evidence that you can financialy support your child, and your bank details so that I can access those funds for the next eighteen years (or longer, if our child wishes to go to university)
And finally, a cast-iron guarantee that your mother will not be poking her nose in, and telling me how to raise her grandchild."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought "
Where's the fun in that? |
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought "
Maybe don’t post something so completely stupid and you won’t get reactions like you have? Honestly you’re literally pumping out your sperm man! First of all, that’s fucking gross. And second of all what makes you think you’re so good that you can knock someone up in the first place?
But wait! Am I looking at this post all wrong? Am I judging you incorrectly and this was just a cheeky joke pick up line to get a girl to drop her knickers for you and call you daddy?
Either way, this was not your best moment OP
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought
Maybe don’t post something so completely stupid and you won’t get reactions like you have? Honestly you’re literally pumping out your sperm man! First of all, that’s fucking gross. And second of all what makes you think you’re so good that you can knock someone up in the first place?
But wait! Am I looking at this post all wrong? Am I judging you incorrectly and this was just a cheeky joke pick up line to get a girl to drop her knickers for you and call you daddy?
Either way, this was not your best moment OP
S "
*pimping not pumping although I’m sure you’ll say that you’re a right pumper too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought "
That’s one of the points of a forum to express a view...... |
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought
That’s one of the points of a forum to express a view......"
Quite. I get messages like this and they're block on sight. How did the OP expect this to go? |
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought "
with due respect it is an open forum and people can post on it as long as they do not break forum rules! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several guys asking if they could impregnate me on here... Not sure why.
But yeah hard pass for me.
~Mia"
I’ve had the same. Such a shame when I have to inform them I’m already pregnant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most people that have no interest in what contained in a post just ignore the post completely? Maybe try doing that guys, you will have a much happier life if you just stop having to have your say on everything? Just a thought
That’s one of the points of a forum to express a view......
Quite. I get messages like this and they're block on sight. How did the OP expect this to go? "
When I get a message like this I always think, dude check my age out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me
If anyone would like a stroppy teenager, I'm looking to get rid of one.
I have one of those too.
And we have just become grandparents. "
Oof. |
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins yes omg two children double the expense and a bedsit is out of the question two bed flat at least but then we're not considering that the woman or women he seeks want a baby desperately and this may be the only way they can achieve it and not achieve a man permanently in their life "
Three bedroom if they are opposite sexes, you can't keep brother and sisters in the same room after a certain age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several guys asking if they could impregnate me on here... Not sure why.
But yeah hard pass for me.
~Mia
I’ve had the same. Such a shame when I have to inform them I’m already pregnant "
I don't even want kids so I'm like err noooo definitely not.
~Mia |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had several guys asking if they could impregnate me on here... Not sure why.
But yeah hard pass for me.
~Mia
So have I. I’m 53 for fucks sake, do they think they are? God?  "
Super sperm
~Mia |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any women who want a baby inbox me so no catch, you give them your sperm and walk away and if the woman's ovulating cycle is at its optimum time they get pregnant, so youre like a walking IVF clinic and you want no connections to the child, so it's just spunk and go?
Correct. No connection, other than bank details.yes it's very expensive bringing up children especially if they get to university
Just hope that the OP doesn't father twins yes omg two children double the expense and a bedsit is out of the question two bed flat at least but then we're not considering that the woman or women he seeks want a baby desperately and this may be the only way they can achieve it and not achieve a man permanently in their life
Three bedroom if they are opposite sexes, you can't keep brother and sisters in the same room after a certain age."
he's just trying to find the women at the minute he'll need more than one house let alone bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God loves a trier... bless your cotton socks lad .. i think you've had a brain bleed or something .. but good luck to ya. X "
I love cotton socks but really hate wearing them
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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Seriously though, does anyone know why men do this? Do they just want bareback sex with women and aren’t bothered about sti’s and don’t give the poor babies a second thought? Or are they just fantasists who have no intention of even meeting? I maybe should ask the next bloke who messsges me about it as it would appear the OP is not returning to this thread   |
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"Seriously though, does anyone know why men do this? Do they just want bareback sex with women and aren’t bothered about sti’s and don’t give the poor babies a second thought? Or are they just fantasists who have no intention of even meeting? I maybe should ask the next bloke who messsges me about it as it would appear the OP is not returning to this thread "
Impregnation is a known kink. Men and women partake. That's one reason.
But tbh any niche kink should be approached gently, not rammed down your throat like a lot of people do here. |
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"Seriously though, does anyone know why men do this? Do they just want bareback sex with women and aren’t bothered about sti’s and don’t give the poor babies a second thought? Or are they just fantasists who have no intention of even meeting? I maybe should ask the next bloke who messsges me about it as it would appear the OP is not returning to this thread "
I think the op was expecting the traditional baby making method |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Seriously though, does anyone know why men do this? Do they just want bareback sex with women and aren’t bothered about sti’s and don’t give the poor babies a second thought? Or are they just fantasists who have no intention of even meeting? I maybe should ask the next bloke who messsges me about it as it would appear the OP is not returning to this thread
Impregnation is a known kink. Men and women partake. That's one reason.
But tbh any niche kink should be approached gently, not rammed down your throat like a lot of people do here. "
I can understand people have kinks but this one results in an innocent life being brought into the world. That’s the bit I don’t get. Some women take years to get pregnant as well. |
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"Seriously though, does anyone know why men do this? Do they just want bareback sex with women and aren’t bothered about sti’s and don’t give the poor babies a second thought? Or are they just fantasists who have no intention of even meeting? I maybe should ask the next bloke who messsges me about it as it would appear the OP is not returning to this thread
Impregnation is a known kink. Men and women partake. That's one reason.
But tbh any niche kink should be approached gently, not rammed down your throat like a lot of people do here.
I can understand people have kinks but this one results in an innocent life being brought into the world. That’s the bit I don’t get. Some women take years to get pregnant as well. "
Not everyone is responsible or cares that much, I think. |
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By *iss SJWoman
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"Seriously though, does anyone know why men do this? Do they just want bareback sex with women and aren’t bothered about sti’s and don’t give the poor babies a second thought? Or are they just fantasists who have no intention of even meeting? I maybe should ask the next bloke who messsges me about it as it would appear the OP is not returning to this thread
Impregnation is a known kink. Men and women partake. That's one reason.
But tbh any niche kink should be approached gently, not rammed down your throat like a lot of people do here.
I can understand people have kinks but this one results in an innocent life being brought into the world. That’s the bit I don’t get. Some women take years to get pregnant as well.
Not everyone is responsible or cares that much, I think. "
Apparently so |
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