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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Electric six - gay bar
Hang on, that was my pick!  "
My wee brother is autistic and wouldn’t speak when he was little. But my uncle taught him this song, so age two the only words he spoke was ‘gonna take you to the gay bar, gay bar’ and would head bang  |
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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago
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Liz Phair - Flower
Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain
Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blow job queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue
Every time |
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"Electric six - gay bar
Hang on, that was my pick!
My wee brother is autistic and wouldn’t speak when he was little. But my uncle taught him this song, so age two the only words he spoke was ‘gonna take you to the gay bar, gay bar’ and would head bang "
Thats great
When I used to put it on in the car my son aged about 2 at the time would say ‘Daddy lets dance’. It tickles me every time I hear it. |
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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago
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"Liz Phair - Flower"
Check out these young ladys' version of the song.
Not sure if they're old enough to be singing about stuff like that...but hey, who am I to judge!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door 
Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor 
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key  |
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