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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have just sneezed 9 times in a row and despite what I have been told it didn't make me orgasm! I'm a bit disapointed

What things have you heard that turned out to be utter fallacy?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Eating crusts making my hair grow curly

Lifting weights turning me into a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm cumming!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open without them shooting out of their sockets at ballistic speed. I can happily keep my eyes open when I sneeze! Though it does feel weird...

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By *herieWoman over a year ago

The Burbs

Supposedly one sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm?

Lies! All lies lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with it too much it will fall off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm cumming!""

The ordasity!

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm on the pill, don't worry

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Mexico was going to pay for the wall.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

If the wind changes, your face will stay like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i wont cum in your mouth

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

You’re the hottest woman on fab

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You’re the hottest woman on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re the hottest woman on fab

Wonder if it’s the same liar

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"You’re the hottest woman on fab

Wonder if it’s the same liar

With multiple profiles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's someone for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re the hottest woman on fab

Wonder if it’s the same liar

With multiple profiles?

Nothing suprises me here anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open without them shooting out of their sockets at ballistic speed. I can happily keep my eyes open when I sneeze! Though it does feel weird..."

This. People don't believe it. But it's true

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

That if I rode my bicycle during menstruation I'd lose my virginity and I'd never be accepted to the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary.

My father was nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's someone for everyone

Nah. This one is true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All men are after one thing. I’ve learnt it’s at least three

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yellow snow doesn’t taste like lemon sorbet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All men are after one thing. I’ve learnt it’s at least three

"
boobies, arse and pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All men are after one thing. I’ve learnt it’s at least three

boobies, arse and pussy?"

Got it star...

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By *JohnMan over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"You'll go blind"

OK, so I can't see a thing without my glasses. That proves nothing!

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By *inkyfun2013Couple over a year ago

lewisham

"That if I rode my bicycle during menstruation I'd lose my virginity and I'd never be accepted to the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary.

My father was nuts! "

Did this encourage or discourage your bike riding?

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have just sneezed 9 times in a row and despite what I have been told it didn't make me orgasm! I'm a bit disapointed

What things have you heard that turned out to be utter fallacy? "

I don’t know if that’s not got a grain of truth in it - when I sneeze once my nipples poke out and if I sneeze a couple of times I get a belly wiggle

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

If been wanking for 40 years, iv not gone blind and I don't have hairy hands x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

My understanding is that the sensation of a sneeze is the equivalent to an 1/8th of an orgasm. However it is just 1/8th each time you sneeze, they are not added together. (Maths innit)

So may induce slight dampness or pre-cum, but no fireworks I am afraid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it'll only take one minute"....

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