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By *bwplaydate OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and travel/hotel |
If you could be the opposite sex for a day what would you do?
I've always fancied being the ultimate cock tease if I were a woman. I'd wear the shortest skirt and low cut top I could find, no knickers on and pop down to my local betting office where I'd promptly drop my purse on the floor in front of all the desperate old men, giving them a full flash of my pussy when I bent over.
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I'd sit in my sauce stained string vest on FAB - using a nickname like LickyLover, wanking over ethereal tits and bellies and imagine that the puns I fire make the ladies hot for me. Later - a carrot up my arse for the final cum.
I just want to fit in with the blokes here. |
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I'd have a wank to see how different a male orgasm feels (obviously I'd like to have sex too, but as a single male I'd have no chance of finding someone willing here within 24 hours), I'd also demand pay in line with my new gender (because after all, having balls means more than having the same experience as anyone else), and I'd ask for directions when driving, just to see the look of surprise on people's faces  |
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I'd post a status about how fucking brilliant my last fuck was "you know who you are" followed three hours later by a status say how cuntsnuffler123 was a player and a crap shag, I would then go onto the forums and start a thread about how men were all users, and hide my profile 6 hours later I would be UNLOS. |
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"I'd post a status about how fucking brilliant my last fuck was "you know who you are" followed three hours later by a status say how cuntsnuffler123 was a player and a crap shag, I would then go onto the forums and start a thread about how men were all users, and hide my profile 6 hours later I would be UNLOS. "
Chortle........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd sit in my sauce stained string vest on FAB - using a nickname like LickyLover, wanking over ethereal tits and bellies and imagine that the puns I fire make the ladies hot for me. Later - a carrot up my arse for the final cum.
I just want to fit in with the blokes here. "
I would complain about all the dicks that end up in my inbox even though I came here for dicks in the first place. Then I'd scream something about sisterhood and renounce men before turning my wand up to full pelt and diddling the life out of myself in front of Corrie |
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