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The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd... |
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over a year ago
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Ipad  |
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over a year ago
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I am on the loo so at the moment it is going out |
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over a year ago
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Garden bench  |
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Not sure the dog would be happy  |
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over a year ago
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A bedside table. This is the worst fun ever. |
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over a year ago
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My husband |
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over a year ago
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A TV remote (not sky)  |
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over a year ago
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Ok its done ,,,, can some one call an ambulance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A table  |
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over a year ago
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Coke can  could be fun lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A laptop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tiger loaf |
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on my right you say? Okay then
(chrome buttplug with rather fetching jewelled plunger) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CD storage unit, solid wood |
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"on my right you say? Okay then
(chrome buttplug with rather fetching jewelled plunger)"
Think pic evidence is needed ... |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"on my right you say? Okay then
(chrome buttplug with rather fetching jewelled plunger)
Think pic evidence is needed ... "
Good job I'm not sat next to you |
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"on my right you say? Okay then
(chrome buttplug with rather fetching jewelled plunger)
Think pic evidence is needed ... "
Oh if only my Fist-It Extra Thick Water-Based Anal Fisting Lubricant was also on my right too... as it isn't , well you know what they say...
...if wishes were horses... |
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"on my right you say? Okay then
(chrome buttplug with rather fetching jewelled plunger)
Think pic evidence is needed ...
Good job I'm not sat next to you "
With Al? Oooooo the thought of it.....  |
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over a year ago
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An angle grinder!! |
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A cactus
Has anybody got any tweezers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tankard or deck chair |
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over a year ago
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On my right. Oh that's going to be tricky it's a brick wall |
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over a year ago
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A tub of Twiglets.
Umami... |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
Ouch xbox game control oh well can play fortnite by wiggling my butt cheeks pmsl |
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over a year ago
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A wine glass, can I empty it first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum |
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A large Ficus Tree
But it's ok - the fairy lights will will make it a jolly affair!  |
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over a year ago
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A flipping Cork screw |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
Omg it’s a fish tank |
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over a year ago
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Aunty Maureen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok its done ,,,, can some one call an ambulance "
You must have a big anus!
Mine is a sofa. Oh dear. I think I'll need an ambulance too  |
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over a year ago
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A pint glass! |
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By *upremexMan
over a year ago
liverpool. huyton. near yewtree |
James Holland.. Normandy 44. Hard back. And it's not going up my arse either way. |
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Wow the door lol that's gonna hurt abit I'd say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tube of hand cream
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over a year ago
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Hair dryer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cactus
Has anybody got any tweezers? "
Need help pulling those little pricks out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son.
I dont like this game |
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over a year ago
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Sales of lube have gone up 100% after this thread I would imagine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My son.
I dont like this game"
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
a wooden clothes peg... |
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over a year ago
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I’ve got off lightly. Big red cinnamon chewing gum. |
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A bottle of diet .
For Anita, it's me  |
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By *herieWoman
over a year ago
The Burbs |
A lamp. Bulb might be an issue |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
My border collie |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
A menu for a local Kashmiri restaurant. Usually the curry goes the other direction  |
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A HomePod. This could be a challenge |
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1litre carton of fresh squeezed oranges.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1litre carton of fresh squeezed oranges.
Jo.Xx "
Well at least you don't have to clench to squeeze them yourself Jo x |
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Amazon fire stick controller thank god |
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over a year ago
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A 40" foxglove |
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over a year ago
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Glass bottle |
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over a year ago
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A train |
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over a year ago
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A fork, I like a fork, but not the eating kind |
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"1litre carton of fresh squeezed oranges.
Jo.Xx Well at least you don't have to clench to squeeze them yourself Jo x"
Hahaha 
I'm just thinking how nice it would be mixed with vodka
Not had that for years.
Jo.Xx |
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over a year ago
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TV remote. It's long |
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over a year ago
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Beer bottle |
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over a year ago
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Freezer |
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over a year ago
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A yukka plant! Ouch! |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
The South Near That London |
Off to sit on the right-hand side of wifey and point her in the direction of this thread... |
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A slim but tall 5 shelf bookcase —— ouch!!!! Lol |
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over a year ago
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My poor puppy |
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over a year ago
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My mate lol he dont know I'm in here |
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over a year ago
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Sky remote |
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over a year ago
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Chocolate milkshake
Holly |
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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
A reclining leather armchair |
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over a year ago
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Packet of cigs and a lighter !! |
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My nan.......Oops sorry my naan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd..."
A glass of wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of cigs and a lighter !! "
Brings new meaning to one blowing smoke up ones arse
Holly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm eagerly awaiting the BBC news report on record numbers anal fissure correction operations in 2019.... |
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"The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd..."
A key.
Glad it isn’t one of those sharp ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son's inhaler complete with spacer!! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Bottle of water or cider, take your pick lol |
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over a year ago
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Has anyone said the obvious yet,
TV or cd merely asking. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Has anyone said the obvious yet,
TV or cd merely asking. "
What's the obvious?! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An m&m
That's doable to be fair |
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"An m&m
That's doable to be fair "
Melts in the mouth...not the hand
What about the arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cat!!! |
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"The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd..."
Watch out for Gunboats in your estuary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Packet of biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tiger balm, that’s going to make my eyes water! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A x4socket 10m extension cable.. with two chargers plugged in.. This is going to tickle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pint glass xx |
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"Bottle of water or cider, take your pick lol "
Now a pick might be problematic.  |
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My dauchsund. And she's not going to be happy about this at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bath  |
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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago
north tyneside |
"My dauchsund. And she's not going to be happy about this at all."
dauchsund second then you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yoghurt |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An m&m
That's doable to be fair
Melts in the mouth...not the hand
What about the arse "
Butter wouldn't melt in my arse, nevermind am m&m  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
My hair straighteners. And they're switched on. |
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over a year ago
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"My hair straighteners. And they're switched on. "
O GOSH, so hot, but you will have straight fanny hair xx |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
A wheatbag, luckily it's cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My vape.
Or is someone blowing smoke up my ass? |
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I've got a chocolate orange next to me... can I use one segment or does it have to be the whole thing?.. can I take it out of the box first? |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I've got a chocolate orange next to me... can I use one segment or does it have to be the whole thing?.. can I take it out of the box first? "
Square peg round hole springs to mind |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A can of Irn Bru |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pen. Woohoo!! Winning at life.
Glad you never said left hand though, I was holding a hedgehog......... |
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My buttplug from last night Haha seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My headphones |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Book, thankfully not too thick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm fecked gear stick or can of Pepsi haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bottle of Brut 33 aftershave with the top off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spiderman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd..."
a rock!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*runs to the kitchen, comes back with cucumber, places it at right side*
How did this cucumber get here?! |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Patio chair. If that unfolds mid way through I'm in all sorts of trouble |
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a power bank... mmm not sure about the corners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*runs to the kitchen, comes back with cucumber, places it at right side*
How did this cucumber get here?! "
that's cheating and a pic or its not true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiderman! "
Can I watch |
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Luckily mine’s just some albas oil! I’ve had bigger up there so I’ll be fine! |
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"I'm fecked gear stick or can of Pepsi haha "
The gear stick might be fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Luckily mine’s just some albas oil! I’ve had bigger up there so I’ll be fine! "
Just make sure the lid stays on it could be ouchy otherwise! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*runs to the kitchen, comes back with cucumber, places it at right side*
How did this cucumber get here?! that's cheating and a pic or its not true"
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Luckily mine’s just some albas oil! I’ve had bigger up there so I’ll be fine!
Just make sure the lid stays on it could be ouchy otherwise! "
At least she won't have a blocked nose, or something |
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DVD boxed set of season 2, Westworld.
I said "DVD!!!" |
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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago
Fairy Land |
Ironically, a box of Harry Potter Top Trumps |
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"Luckily mine’s just some albas oil! I’ve had bigger up there so I’ll be fine! "
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"Luckily mine’s just some albas oil! I’ve had bigger up there so I’ll be fine!
Just make sure the lid stays on it could be ouchy otherwise! "
Good point!
I’ve secured the list just in case! |
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"A one litre lucozade bottle"
I’ll lend you some lube! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pillow!  |
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over a year ago
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"My head "
How the hell does that work?! |
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"The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd..."
The dining room table? Gulp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The nearest item on your right hand side...so do tell what is it going up your arse..
for me its the swell maps ..a trip to marineville cd..."
A shower gel bottle ?? |
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By *2699Man
over a year ago
maldon |
Oh God the labrador is laying on the sofa next to me with gooie eyes , good job shes a bitch |
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