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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Means he has respect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Means he has respect "
But I bought him a drink. If he wanted another drink I would have bought him another one. Another two, maybe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
ungrateful scoundrel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
ungrateful scoundrel"
Rude isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just one drink? Maybe he thought you were a five-pinter  "
I didn’t get the chance to buy him anymore! He left! With no sex for me!!!!
I’m just outraged to be honest |
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He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
ungrateful scoundrel
Rude isn’t it?"
very at least a fisting would be respectful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just one drink? Maybe he thought you were a five-pinter
I didn’t get the chance to buy him anymore! He left! With no sex for me!!!!
I’m just outraged to be honest "
That's vexing. He might at least have put out. Oh well, upwards and onwards.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly. "
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
If you bought me a drink. I'd definitely take you home for a night and morning of sex |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Did you not see the room keys i left on the bar for you ?
I sat up all night wondering where you had gone to
FYI dont be blind d*unk when chatting up guys and dropping the hand on nights out at the bar you miss the important things like the come to bed eyes and the room key left behind gor you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Did you not see the room keys i left on the bar for you ?
I sat up all night wondering where you had gone to
FYI dont be blind d*unk when chatting up guys and dropping the hand on nights out at the bar you miss the important things like the come to bed eyes and the room key left behind gor you "
It was dark!  |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Can't understand the predicament?
Why should he have sex with you ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Can't understand the predicament?
Why should he have sex with you ?
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I bought him a drink |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek"
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.  |
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Absolutely disgusting, who the hell does he think he is, you need to take this all the way to the top, I suggest news not just local but national, a letter to the PM, and a petition needs to be sought to get this hooligan off our streets!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate. "
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide 
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
That’s just rude 
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP "
Half as wide |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Can't understand the predicament?
Why should he have sex with you ?
I bought him a drink "
So you said repeatedly
And he should have sex with you because |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide "
Ffs
I can’t even spell wise. That’s how unwise I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate. "
This is bad advise tbh. I’d ignore and be entirely disinterested in a woman that attempted a juvenile game of cat and mouse like this.
Plenty more sugar walls in the ginger bread house and all that  |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
This is bad advise tbh. I’d ignore and be entirely disinterested in a woman that attempted a juvenile game of cat and mouse like this.
Plenty more sugar walls in the ginger bread house and all that "
I know right.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide "
I thought that too |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too"
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Your Majesty. You have perfectly exposed the amount of people for whom sarcasm is lost on and ignorance prevails. Well done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant "
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant "
I’ll maybe have a forum post go right, where I don’t insult anyone by mistake one day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time...."
Be sure to buy them at least two drinks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Your Majesty. You have perfectly exposed the amount of people for whom sarcasm is lost on and ignorance prevails. Well done!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
You should of hit him over the head with your club then dragged him back to your cave |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time...."
Am I ahead? That's progress.
let me know if you find anyone I don't mind your left overs |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
I’ll maybe have a forum post go right, where I don’t insult anyone by mistake one day"
Your maj it would take way more than that to even come close to insulting me. I know I'm gorj |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time....
Am I ahead? That's progress.
let me know if you find anyone I don't mind your left overs "
There'll be nowt left when I've finished with them! Nudge nudge wink wink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe he needed beer goggles and you bought him a .
ffs, a fizzy pop drink that people normally have with a vodka.
Irn Bru?"
no but it's the alternative to pepsi |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Your Majesty. You have perfectly exposed the amount of people for whom sarcasm is lost on and ignorance prevails. Well done!"
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time....
Am I ahead? That's progress.
let me know if you find anyone I don't mind your left overs
There'll be nowt left when I've finished with them! Nudge nudge wink wink. "
Don't tell me you're going to ruin them. Be sure to promise to respect them and give a fake number |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time....
Am I ahead? That's progress.
let me know if you find anyone I don't mind your left overs
There'll be nowt left when I've finished with them! Nudge nudge wink wink.
Don't tell me you're going to ruin them. Be sure to promise to respect them and give a fake number"
Ahahaha I actually laughed out loud at this, damn it |
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over a year ago
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"Whats wrong with that... if a man buys a woman a drink in the pub is she obliged then to sleep with him. No.
Wait what? She isn’t??
News to a huge percentage of the population... "
I need to re-evaluate my life |
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"Whats wrong with that... if a man buys a woman a drink in the pub is she obliged then to sleep with him. No.
Wait what? She isn’t??
News to a huge percentage of the population...
I need to re-evaluate my life "
Our bodies are worth more than cheap beer! Who knew? |
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"Whats wrong with that... if a man buys a woman a drink in the pub is she obliged then to sleep with him. No.
Wait what? She isn’t??
News to a huge percentage of the population... "
This is why I never buy women a drink |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Whats wrong with that... if a man buys a woman a drink in the pub is she obliged then to sleep with him. No.
Wait what? She isn’t??
News to a huge percentage of the population...
I need to re-evaluate my life
Our bodies are worth more than cheap beer! Who knew? "
Sometimes it’s not even cheap beer, if they’ve rubbed themselves up against you at the bar and you turn to see who it is and accidentally make eye contact seems to translate into ‘yes I want to fuck you’. From my experiences it does anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whats wrong with that... if a man buys a woman a drink in the pub is she obliged then to sleep with him. No.
Wait what? She isn’t??
News to a huge percentage of the population...
I need to re-evaluate my life
Our bodies are worth more than cheap beer! Who knew?
Sometimes it’s not even cheap beer, if they’ve rubbed themselves up against you at the bar and you turn to see who it is and accidentally make eye contact seems to translate into ‘yes I want to fuck you’. From my experiences it does anyway "
I’ll need to try this |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time....
Am I ahead? That's progress.
let me know if you find anyone I don't mind your left overs
There'll be nowt left when I've finished with them! Nudge nudge wink wink.
Don't tell me you're going to ruin them. Be sure to promise to respect them and give a fake number
Ahahaha I actually laughed out loud at this, damn it "
Wimmin ain't funny your maj, you KNOW that |
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"He was obviously gay. If you bought him a drink and he actually drank it he basically owes you sex. Did you grab his bum or grind your crotch against him as he stood at the bar them blamed it on the crowd ? Maybe he thought you were just being friendly.
Ugh no I didn’t. Damn it. This is why I’m on fab - to learn! Next time I will be sure to touch more than his arm and his cheek
You didn't neg him then. You have a lot to learn young woman. Next time separate him from his friends but compare him unfavourably to them. You were also too keen, you should have been buying several guys drinks, make him jealous. Also you should aim low, the ugly ones are desperate.
You are so wise. One day I hope to be half as wide
I shall be putting these moves into affect ASAP
Half as wide
I thought that too
That's why my tactics don't work. I'm twice as wide as QL and she's pregnant
Quit while you're ahead.
I like your advice to aim low for the ugly desperate ones. Off to hang around the pubs at closing time....
Am I ahead? That's progress.
let me know if you find anyone I don't mind your left overs
There'll be nowt left when I've finished with them! Nudge nudge wink wink.
Don't tell me you're going to ruin them. Be sure to promise to respect them and give a fake number
Ahahaha I actually laughed out loud at this, damn it
Wimmin ain't funny your maj, you KNOW that "
I’m just saying that to try and flatter you into bed |
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"Whats wrong with that... if a man buys a woman a drink in the pub is she obliged then to sleep with him. No.
Wait what? She isn’t??
News to a huge percentage of the population...
I need to re-evaluate my life
Our bodies are worth more than cheap beer! Who knew?
Sometimes it’s not even cheap beer, if they’ve rubbed themselves up against you at the bar and you turn to see who it is and accidentally make eye contact seems to translate into ‘yes I want to fuck you’. From my experiences it does anyway "
You exist. Therefore my penis. |
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"Did you not have "Fuck me" written on your T-shirt? Xx
No but I did tell him I’m probably tighter than his ex"
"probably"...then that was the moment when he changed his mind...now had you said "definately tighter and a damn sight naughtier than his ex", then you'd still be in bed |
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"If he wasn't willing to put out, He should never have accepted that drink. Some guys are such a pussy tease
Holly"
You just clubbed me over the head and dragged me to your bedroom!!
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Maybe his guide dog led him out. |
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"If he wasn't willing to put out, He should never have accepted that drink. Some guys are such a pussy tease
Holly
You just clubbed me over the head and dragged me to your bedroom!!
LJ"
It was cheaper than having to buy you a drink. I'm a tight arse
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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago
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OMG I have been bought a drink in a club before ! I didn’t know it meant sex was an assured thing  how young and naive I was haha
I honestly thought she just liked my dancing and that was the thing I won lol |
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"OMG I have been bought a drink in a club before ! I didn’t know it meant sex was an assured thing how young and naive I was haha
I honestly thought she just liked my dancing and that was the thing I won lol "
You have a lot to learn young prince |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
What's to explain?
You had a drink,he had a drink,he went home  |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
If a girl buys me a drink, can I have sex with them? |
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"Maybe he couldnt handle the drink u bought so left. maybe u were too much for him to handle "
That must’ve been it. I’m too good for him. He didn’t want to disappoint me |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Keeping his options open, the trick is to buy us a drink when it's chucking out time and we've not pulled yet |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Keeping his options open, the trick is to buy us a drink when it's chucking out time and we've not pulled yet "
Another helpful tip! Thank you sir |
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"Maybe he couldnt handle the drink u bought so left. maybe u were too much for him to handle
That must’ve been it. I’m too good for him. He didn’t want to disappoint me "
it's got to be it maybe he went to practise and next time u buy him a drink he will be ready |
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over a year ago
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good "
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink "
and now thinking maybe you should of done ? |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink and now thinking maybe you should of done ? "
Yeah. He wasn’t worth the £2, clearly |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink and now thinking maybe you should of done ?
Yeah. He wasn’t worth the £2, clearly "
they never are did u buy anyone else a drink keep options open |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink and now thinking maybe you should of done ?
Yeah. He wasn’t worth the £2, clearly they never are did u buy anyone else a drink keep options open "
Nah he seemed like a sure thing. I’ll be sure to do so in future, won’t put all my eggs in one basket |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink "
Ask for the money for the drink?
I'm sure you said you bought him the drink |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink and now thinking maybe you should of done ?
Yeah. He wasn’t worth the £2, clearly "
Laziness will do that |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink and now thinking maybe you should of done ?
Yeah. He wasn’t worth the £2, clearly they never are did u buy anyone else a drink keep options open
Nah he seemed like a sure thing. I’ll be sure to do so in future, won’t put all my eggs in one basket "
rookie move |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink
Ask for the money for the drink?
I'm sure you said you bought him the drink"
I did. And he didn’t have sex with me. Therefore I wasted money. And I could have asked for the money that I wasted on him. But I didn’t. #maturity |
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"Perhaps when you said I'm not drinking I'm pregnant you put him off"
Surely not. Surely that means we can fuck and well, he’s not gonna get me pregnant is he? |
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"Perhaps when you said I'm not drinking I'm pregnant you put him off
Surely not. Surely that means we can fuck and well, he’s not gonna get me pregnant is he?"
maybe that's what he wanted and after realising he couldnt he moved on |
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Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Suck it up sweetheart. You women treat men like whores. Did you ever think about his feelings and what he wanted before you bought him that drink ? |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Suck it up sweetheart. You women treat men like whores. Did you ever think about his feelings and what he wanted before you bought him that drink ?"
I just had a coffee and a bun |
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Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Suck it up sweetheart. You women treat men like whores. Did you ever think about his feelings and what he wanted before you bought him that drink ?
I just had a coffee and a bun "
sticky ? |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Suck it up sweetheart. You women treat men like whores. Did you ever think about his feelings and what he wanted before you bought him that drink ?
I just had a coffee and a bun
sticky ?"
We were discussing that the other night |
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over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Suck it up sweetheart. You women treat men like whores. Did you ever think about his feelings and what he wanted before you bought him that drink ?
I just had a coffee and a bun
sticky ?
We were discussing that the other night "
Who bought your coffee? |
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink
Ask for the money for the drink?
I'm sure you said you bought him the drink
I did. And he didn’t have sex with me. Therefore I wasted money. And I could have asked for the money that I wasted on him. But I didn’t. #maturity "
.yeah that's what that is, well done you on being the grown up |
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over a year ago
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"Perhaps you’re not as sexy as you think you are
Alittle humbling does us all good
I was humble enough not to track him down and ask for my money for the drink
Ask for the money for the drink?
I'm sure you said you bought him the drink
I did. And he didn’t have sex with me. Therefore I wasted money. And I could have asked for the money that I wasted on him. But I didn’t. #maturity
.yeah that's what that is, well done you on being the grown up"
Why thank you |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
Disgusting. How rude of him. Some people have no clue or manners, it seems... |
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over a year ago
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Clearly didnt have him seperated from his friends cornered in the club with no escape?! Oh and once you bought him a drink it gives you the right to touch him in a sexually suggestive manner |
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"Clearly didnt have him seperated from his friends cornered in the club with no escape?! Oh and once you bought him a drink it gives you the right to touch him in a sexually suggestive manner "
I’m such a newbie at this. Lots of lovely advice has been given that I have taken onboard. Next time will be a success |
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over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Disgusting. How rude of him. Some people have no clue or manners, it seems... "
Or morals! Imagine letting someone buy you a drink and then not even fucking them  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Disgusting. How rude of him. Some people have no clue or manners, it seems...
Or morals! Imagine letting someone buy you a drink and then not even fucking them "
It seems that, unless you wear a sign around your neck, some blokes just don't realise that you want to shag them.. |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
I’d have not let you left without sex!!
Mrs x |
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
Disgusting. How rude of him. Some people have no clue or manners, it seems...
Or morals! Imagine letting someone buy you a drink and then not even fucking them
It seems that, unless you wear a sign around your neck, some blokes just don't realise that you want to shag them.."
Guilty! |
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"Look Leviosa ... there's drink and then there's drinks......
Did you get him a shandy or a Tizer ?"
I asked him what he wanted, even winked and said nothing was too expensive. He said he would like a double vodka and Cola, so that’s what I bought him. Think next time I’ll be deciding what drink they’ll be having |
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"Look Leviosa ... there's drink and then there's drinks......
Did you get him a shandy or a Tizer ?
I asked him what he wanted, even winked and said nothing was too expensive. He said he would like a double vodka and Cola, so that’s what I bought him. Think next time I’ll be deciding what drink they’ll be having "
Hold on a second, this story was stacking up nicely until this reveal - a double vodka and for £2? Are you a time-traveller? |
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"Look Leviosa ... there's drink and then there's drinks......
Did you get him a shandy or a Tizer ?
I asked him what he wanted, even winked and said nothing was too expensive. He said he would like a double vodka and Cola, so that’s what I bought him. Think next time I’ll be deciding what drink they’ll be having
Hold on a second, this story was stacking up nicely until this reveal - a double vodka and for £2? Are you a time-traveller?"
You gotta remember I was wearing tight revealing clothing. And I fuck all local bartenders to ensure I get free drinks or discount |
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"Look Leviosa ... there's drink and then there's drinks......
Did you get him a shandy or a Tizer ?
I asked him what he wanted, even winked and said nothing was too expensive. He said he would like a double vodka and Cola, so that’s what I bought him. Think next time I’ll be deciding what drink they’ll be having
Hold on a second, this story was stacking up nicely until this reveal - a double vodka and for £2? Are you a time-traveller?
You gotta remember I was wearing tight revealing clothing. And I fuck all local bartenders to ensure I get free drinks or discount "
Ah, of course, silly me. |
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"Look Leviosa ... there's drink and then there's drinks......
Did you get him a shandy or a Tizer ?
I asked him what he wanted, even winked and said nothing was too expensive. He said he would like a double vodka and Cola, so that’s what I bought him. Think next time I’ll be deciding what drink they’ll be having
Hold on a second, this story was stacking up nicely until this reveal - a double vodka and for £2? Are you a time-traveller?
You gotta remember I was wearing tight revealing clothing. And I fuck all local bartenders to ensure I get free drinks or discount
Ah, of course, silly me. "
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Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?"
What do expect? Find someone other than hubby to drink with!
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"Went on a night out. Wore tight and revealing clothing, for the attention of course.
Bought a man a drink.
He drank the drink (WHICH I BOUGHT HIM)
He then leaves
And doesn’t have sex with me
When I bought him a drink?
What do expect? Find someone other than hubby to drink with!
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she doesn’t buy me drinks |
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"what an idiot
I know, I know.
He called you an idiot!
And he’s right. I need to up my game "
yes you do! cant be wasting my hard earned money on that kind of bloke |
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"It’s only courtesy to slip a lady one if she buys you a drink
At least a cheeky finger right?
Absolutely, a finger or 4 goes without saying
Are we talking Kit Kats here? "
Yes, and my thumb can be used to tickle her bum hole |
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"It’s only courtesy to slip a lady one if she buys you a drink
At least a cheeky finger right?
Absolutely, a finger or 4 goes without saying
Are we talking Kit Kats here?
Yes, and my thumb can be used to tickle her bum hole "
I love kitkats |
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"what an idiot
I know, I know.
He called you an idiot!
And he’s right. I need to up my game
yes you do! cant be wasting my hard earned money on that kind of bloke"
Put your foot down and get her making you a sandwich. She shouldn't be off buying men drinks.
Just £2 for a shag though.... oops I mean for a drink.... |
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"what an idiot
I know, I know.
He called you an idiot!
And he’s right. I need to up my game
yes you do! cant be wasting my hard earned money on that kind of bloke
Put your foot down and get her making you a sandwich. She shouldn't be off buying men drinks.
Just £2 for a shag though.... oops I mean for a drink.... "
bloody women these days not knowing their place |
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"It’s only courtesy to slip a lady one if she buys you a drink
At least a cheeky finger right?
Absolutely, a finger or 4 goes without saying
Are we talking Kit Kats here?
Yes, and my thumb can be used to tickle her bum hole
I love kitkats"
Buy me a pint and you can have one |
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"He thought you were fat?
PMSL.
What’s funny?
clearly you being fat is funny sweetheart
I think she's up the duff.
Oh shhhh I don’t think he knows yet! "
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