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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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threads have been a bit serious lately, so thought i would try to lighten the mood a bit.
all i could think of though was along the lines of,
funny insults.
so i'll start you off.
if beautys skin deep, you were born inside out,
best part of you ran down yer mams leg,
to think, your dad could have worn a condom that night,
your mam could have swallowed,
think in your case they kept the afterbirth and threw the baby away.
anymore??? over to you lot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How can you be that ugly with just ONE head?!
F*ck off back to the sewage farm, they're missing a bag of shit!
Funny the things you see when you haven't got your rifle.
Somewhere, there's a village without an idiot, hurry back before they miss you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i wouldnt meet you if you were the last single male on earth.
if i were the last single male on earth, you wouldnt even get near the front of the queue madam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last time I saw legs like that they were standing in a nest!
The last time I saw legs like that they were holding up a snooker table!
She's got a fanny like a yawning donkey!
He's got a nose like a blind cobblers thumb!
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you should have been a spaceman, but you ma got too d*unk.
why be 2 faced when you sit on the best one
you are camper than a row of tents
no wonder you have a big mouth, you needed it to get back out of the abortion bucket |
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