Spideys v humans...

By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Why do you make your web, where I walk?

Over windows, in corners, making me look as if I don’t dust...

Is it a dare to see how long it’ll take me to remove it?

I’d never hurt a spidey though, but I do wish they’d be like Victorian children, ie not seen...

Apologies as I’m aware the say is children should be seen and not heard, but spideys don’t make a noise so adapting the saying to suit...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found a spider in my shoes earlier. He looked ridiculous, they're far too big for him

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope a spider will reply to your thread X

By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Hope a spider will reply to your thread X "

Me too, but it’s amused me so that’s all that matters..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope a spider will reply to your thread X

Me too, but it’s amused me so that’s all that matters.."

Nice rectum on you btw

By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

A girl refused to go on a date with me, and called me a scumbag for saying I would kill a spider, said I was a weak small man.

It was okay for her to be pro choice though

By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A girl refused to go on a date with me, and called me a scumbag for saying I would kill a spider, said I was a weak small man.

It was okay for her to be pro choice though

"
What?

By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"A girl refused to go on a date with me, and called me a scumbag for saying I would kill a spider, said I was a weak small man.

It was okay for her to be pro choice though

What?"

Interesting diversion,,,