FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Thursday is Rant Day
Thursday is Rant Day
Jump to: Newest in thread
Apparently......
As the usual suspects are AWOL I'll kick it off.
However, I probably won't be logging in again until lunchtime.
So in the meantime, all Thursday Rant Day Rants are *approved.
*that'll learn 'em
Let her rip tater chip....... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Why can't postmen / delivery drivers close the fecking gate behind them?? Came home yesterday to find ours gaping. It was closed when you walked through it ... fecking close back again ... don't just pull it and hope it latches  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.
Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.
Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.
Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.
Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!
It was electrical.
Amazon will be sending me a replacement!
Aaaaaaargh!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.
Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.
Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.
Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.
Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!
It was electrical.
Amazon will be sending me a replacement!
Aaaaaaargh!
"
I'm sorry, you were in, but I still couldn't be arsed. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.
Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.
Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.
Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.
Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!
It was electrical.
Amazon will be sending me a replacement!
Aaaaaaargh!
"
Sorry ... I got stuck on the "card pushed through inner flap" ... tell me you mean the letterbox  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Morning Stingly.
I don't seem to be able to achieve "one fucking week" without some drama in my life.
I had a very distressing phone call last night and today I feel very stressed and worried and a bit upset.
So, my Rant is about life, to which I think I am allergic. Fuck my life.
P.S. As you are my very dear friend, I sincerely hope you approve of my ranting!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Morning Stingly.
I don't seem to be able to achieve "one fucking week" without some drama in my life.
I had a very distressing phone call last night and today I feel very stressed and worried and a bit upset.
So, my Rant is about life, to which I think I am allergic. Fuck my life.
P.S. As you are my very dear friend, I sincerely hope you approve of my ranting!!!!"
Approved all say long.
Hope you've recovered after the accident.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.
Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.
Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.
Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.
Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!
It was electrical.
Amazon will be sending me a replacement!
Aaaaaaargh!
Sorry ... I got stuck on the "card pushed through inner flap" ... tell me you mean the letterbox "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Oh I do like a rant thread.
I've been let down so I'm not a happy bunny. I was meant to be out shopping but my mother decided to not bother showing up and didn't bother to let me know. I could have been sleeping after only getting two hours sleep last night but I was busy getting ready for nothing.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Oh I do like a rant thread.
I've been let down so I'm not a happy bunny. I was meant to be out shopping but my mother decided to not bother showing up and didn't bother to let me know. I could have been sleeping after only getting two hours sleep last night but I was busy getting ready for nothing. "
Fabbed.
Sorry sorry sorry. I mean approved.
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Careless and inconsiderate road users. I don't care whether you walk, run cycle, motorcycle, fucking unicycle, horse, alpaca, car, van (particularly of the white variety), lorry, bastard HGVs and caravaners. Just have some consideration for the rest of us and stop behaving like arseholes. Alternatively, fuck off and die, hopefully not taking any of the rest of us with you.
Twats on mobile devices in motion in public areas. Nature gave you spatial awareness for a reason, fucking use it and stop banging into and obstructing the rest of us on paths and stairs and everywhere else because you can't bear to be parted from your bloody devices for a second. Oh, and get off the fucking gym equipment if you aren't using it!
Clients. Read the forms. They are simple and come with notes for the mentally challenged! They are mostly tick box so tick the fucking relevant boxes so you don't ask bloody stupid questions when I come round and have to reduce everything to words of one syllable. If you can't do it, get an 8 year old to help you! Personally I think you should be rejected on the grounds that if you can't complete the form you're too stupid to get what you're applying for. Cocks!
Seagulls. You are a waste of evolution. Beautiful birds that are capable of spectacular aerodynamic feats, yet all you do is eat, squawk and shit. yes, shit on my house, my car and my boat. Every bloody day, specialising in when I have just cleaned them and demonstrating low level bombing skills that puts the world's best military to shame. I am convinced that one of you walked up to my door just to shit on the weather bar. No way you could have done it airborne. Well you little feathered bastards, the day of reckoning is upon you! When my Amazon delivery gets her next week your arse is grass and I'm the lawnmower..  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones
Hold bloody on, there's a disclaimer up ther *points, that says all rants approved.
Pfft ... don't quote technicalities at me... "
New rant. People who don't read Terms and Conditions. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
