I shared a limerick that I wrote last week. Today I shall share the best one I have written.
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The prince desired young Cinderella
Of her beauty he'd tell 'er and tell' er
His mind changed do doubt
When he fumbled about
And found Cinders was really a feller.
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Please share your favourite limericks, whether you have written them or not.
Also let me know if you found mine funny.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off the top of my head...
Fab swingers.com is a site
Where if you are lucky you might
Get a fab or a wink
Indulge a new kink
Or simply go dogging all night.
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over a year ago
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There was once a young lady from Ham
Who one day took a trip on a tram
She bumped into the conductor
Who turned round and fucked her
And now she’s pushing a pram |
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over a year ago
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There was a young man from Bombay
Who slid down the stairs on a tray
He bumped into the Queen
And said sorry old bean
But you shouldn’t have been in the way |
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