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By *corpio67 OP Man over a year ago

hillingdon

Violets are blue....

The last two lines I leave to you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some poems rhyme

But this one doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Violets are blue....

The last two lines I leave to you!"

Are you trying to sell cocaine on here? Try Colgate's swapshop thread, you might get away with it on there.

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By *opsy71Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

You take shaggy

I'll have scooby doo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red. I'm going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are red

Violets are plastic

Can I please twang

Your knicker elastic?

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By *wesomepearWoman over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But I’m thinking of you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We've run out of loo roll

And I've just had a poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Kiss, fuck, buy a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get on your knees

You know what to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rose's are red

Violets are plastic

Can I please twang

Your knicker elastic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The smell of your cock cheese is making me spew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The smell of your cock cheese is making me spew

That's minging but very funny

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Rose's are red

Violets are plastic

Can I please twang

Your knicker elastic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna have to toddle.....ooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose petals are red

The stalks are green

Thats the oddest looking appendage

Ive ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The smell of your cock cheese is making me spew

Roses are red, violets are blue, let's meet up I wanna do it with you.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Cock pics are better

Most single men think.

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By *atindollTV/TS over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Roses are red

They come in a parcel

Send me a dozen

And I'll rim your arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Grass is green

Jump in my bed

And I’ll fill you with cream*

*Not really. Play safe people

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By *inn_the_humanMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red

They get my vote

I need a new pic

Pass the sky remote

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Brown is for bread,

And I can't think of a rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

They go in a vase

But I’ve got a rose

I stuck up my arse

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

Roses aren't always red

Violets are violet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose's are blue violets are red you would look better with a bag over your head !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are both a waste of money

Lets go grab a drink or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The smell of your cock cheese is making me spew

Bwaahahahaa

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By *redjMan over a year ago

gloucestershire

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My cock would look good

Hanging out of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Get a cock in my front hole

And one in the stink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Daffodils are yellow

And lilies are white

I need a new rhyme

Coz this one is shite

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By *redjMan over a year ago

gloucestershire

"Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Get a cock in my front hole

And one in the stink

Greedy

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By *redjMan over a year ago

gloucestershire

Roses are red

And they wilt in the sun

So do most cocks

Just after it’s cum

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

My roses are white

So poetry’s fucked up

So I’m off to work

This limerick’s quite shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue

a face like yours

belongs in a zoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red gold is yellow I'd fuck you like a good little fellow

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan over a year ago

exeter

skidmarks are brown, if you ever spot them, my advice is not to go down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red coal is black two time me and I'll break your back

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Roses are red coal is black two time me and I'll break your back

That got dark

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Violets are blue....

The last two lines I leave to you!"
Change that profile pic

If we were you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red coal is black two time me and I'll break your back

You do know you're on a swingers site?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Carnations are pink

Get a cock in my front hole

And one in the stink

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

some great ones

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Bend over backwards

Let me see your foo foo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

So lets all go to the Zoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a curry,

Now i need the loo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are difficult,

Bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a curry,

Now i need the loo.

Did you do a big poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

My cocks all hard

And waiting for you.

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