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over a year ago
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Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P"
Love how you say it as it is. I'm sure you are loved by all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P
Love how you say it as it is. I'm sure you are loved by all "
Ohhhh, there's a few alright that would happily watch me spontaneously combust 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P"
it would be traveling too quickly for then to see your face tho  |
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P
Love how you say it as it is. I'm sure you are loved by all
Ohhhh, there's a few alright that would happily watch me spontaneously combust
P"
You seriously funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P it would be traveling too quickly for then to see your face tho "
I'd still know it was my mush that pinked them between the eyeballs call of duty style.
Satisfaction guaranteed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P
Love how you say it as it is. I'm sure you are loved by all
Ohhhh, there's a few alright that would happily watch me spontaneously combust
P
You seriously funny "
I'd thank the mother dearest for passing on her humerous DNA but that in itself is laughable. Think I was swapped in the maternity unit coz I had a Lego haircut at birth and she thought I was a boy.
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P
Love how you say it as it is. I'm sure you are loved by all
Ohhhh, there's a few alright that would happily watch me spontaneously combust
P
You seriously funny
I'd thank the mother dearest for passing on her humerous DNA but that in itself is laughable. Think I was swapped in the maternity unit coz I had a Lego haircut at birth and she thought I was a boy.
P"
See right there. It flows naturally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P
Love how you say it as it is. I'm sure you are loved by all
Ohhhh, there's a few alright that would happily watch me spontaneously combust
P
You seriously funny
I'd thank the mother dearest for passing on her humerous DNA but that in itself is laughable. Think I was swapped in the maternity unit coz I had a Lego haircut at birth and she thought I was a boy.
P
See right there. It flows naturally "
You're too kind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should all have a big party 
A big lounge house party would be fun. "
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P"
Oh I love you even more now x |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested "
Could go paint balling girls against guys |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys "
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
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im game |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
"
Still want to jelly wrestle |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle "
What flavour? |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle
What flavour? "
Any I'm not fussed |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle
What flavour?
Any I'm not fussed "
Lemon then.. |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle
What flavour?
Any I'm not fussed
Lemon then.. "
Can put vodka in too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a bald, obese man with a shrivelled up penis that I lost in 81.
PEACE OUT BISHES 
p.s. anyone wanna meet?"
I knew it was too good to be true. Damn you man!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fab camp , a big wonderful end of fab party.
I am a bit scout I'll light fires , cook and set up the tents .
Our own swingfields "
and a camp fire sing song. Or just one massive tent with heaps of comfy airbeds and blankets |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle
What flavour?
Any I'm not fussed
Lemon then..
Can put vodka in too "
Pissed jelly wrestling.. 
Good call.. |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle
What flavour?
Any I'm not fussed
Lemon then..
Can put vodka in too
Pissed jelly wrestling..
Good call.. "
I have all the good ideas |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
Mud wrestling is the future..
No nipping, tweaking or cossie ripping off..
Still want to jelly wrestle
What flavour?
Any I'm not fussed
Lemon then..
Can put vodka in too
Pissed jelly wrestling..
Good call..
I have all the good ideas "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have 24 hours left to tell someone what you think of them. Be nice or funny 
I'll take anybody who's got an invite code to dogging.co.uk.
That made me laugh earlier "
Dogging request threads seem to be in the increase. I can only think some people are having a drier summer than me. |
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"You have 24 hours left to tell someone what you think of them. Be nice or funny
I'll take anybody who's got an invite code to dogging.co.uk.
That made me laugh earlier
Dogging request threads seem to be in the increase. I can only think some people are having a drier summer than me."
Nothing worse I could think of. Except sticking pins in my eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually a bald, obese man with a shrivelled up penis that I lost in 81.
PEACE OUT BISHES
p.s. anyone wanna meet?
I knew it was too good to be true. Damn you man!! "
Hahaha! I do make a rather sexy impersonation of fat bast@rd from Austin Powers though 
Spread the love baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear. Now that's dangerous for me. It takes all my strength to keep my filter filtered at times. I know you said be nice but....
Ok ok, some people I'd take out with a sniper rifle if I could, and the bullet would have my face on it.
P
Oh I love you even more now x"
And I loves you toosies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have 24 hours left to tell someone what you think of them. Be nice or funny
I'll take anybody who's got an invite code to dogging.co.uk.
That made me laugh earlier
Dogging request threads seem to be in the increase. I can only think some people are having a drier summer than me.
Nothing worse I could think of. Except sticking pins in my eyes "
Not since electric windows came in, no. Those guys are just the flick of a switch away from having their cock dumped in the ashtray. At least in the manual winder days they had sufficient time to bale out if their attendance as suddenly not required. |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"They already know
kelly message me for my number... youll need it when you visit Liverpool... didn't know i was visiting Liverpool "
fab shutting down so youll miss me so much youll be drawn here |
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"You have 24 hours left to tell someone what you think of them. Be nice or funny
I'll take anybody who's got an invite code to dogging.co.uk.
That made me laugh earlier
Dogging request threads seem to be in the increase. I can only think some people are having a drier summer than me.
Nothing worse I could think of. Except sticking pins in my eyes
Not since electric windows came in, no. Those guys are just the flick of a switch away from having their cock dumped in the ashtray. At least in the manual winder days they had sufficient time to bale out if their attendance as suddenly not required."
The thought just creeping me out. Weird guys hanging out in woods and car parks |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
"
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does this mean I can get the shotgun out? well its bee nice not having the time to get ti know you all hasn't it 
Bless "
I mean who's starting the super secret fab mk2 page |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
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Can only cope with 4 balls so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
"
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...  |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards... "
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
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Who's Walter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
"
I thought you meant airsoft bit less messy, and I can turn up in beach shorts and go straight to the beach after... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
Who's Walter "
Walter Mitty, make believers, wannabes |
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
Who's Walter
Walter Mitty, make believers, wannabes "
Haha I know a few of them |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
Who's Walter
Walter Mitty, make believers, wannabes "
This!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
Who's Walter
Walter Mitty, make believers, wannabes
Haha I know a few of them "
I'll happily admit I'm a dreamer, a dreamer who dreams his life away...
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"I think we should all have a big party
A big lounge house party would be fun.
It so would. I'd even tone it down to a nerf gun so I didn't get arrested
Could go paint balling girls against guys
Na, that's for wusses and slightly wierdo types..
I resemble that remark
If you ever want to meet 24 balls a second at 300fps!
Tried it... can confirm its allota fun... except when 24 balls slam into the side of your face from about 5 yards...
It is, very good for stress relief!
All my own kit (guns etc) play for a team, so much better than airsoft (which is for the walters)
Who's Walter
Walter Mitty, make believers, wannabes
This!
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Met a few Walts when I wore green, never knew paintballers think 'airsofters' are Walts..
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"I'll fire off ma first faf message in about 10 years
You have 24 hours
I do have clock ya know
Shhhh
Does that mean that you're gonna blindfold and gag me before you and a couple of your sexy fab mates come round and take advantage of me?
I have a tag team partner
Oooh, kinky, I like that "
Where's cheeky when you need her |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly.. "
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it |
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"I'll fire off ma first faf message in about 10 years
You have 24 hours
I do have clock ya know
Shhhh
Does that mean that you're gonna blindfold and gag me before you and a couple of your sexy fab mates come round and take advantage of me?
I have a tag team partner
Oooh, kinky, I like that
Where's cheeky when you need her "
*runs and hides.... |
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"I'll fire off ma first faf message in about 10 years
You have 24 hours
I do have clock ya know
Shhhh
Does that mean that you're gonna blindfold and gag me before you and a couple of your sexy fab mates come round and take advantage of me?
I have a tag team partner
Oooh, kinky, I like that
Where's cheeky when you need her
*runs and hides...."
How come all the guys do that |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it "
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need.. |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need.. "
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs |
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"I'll fire off ma first faf message in about 10 years
You have 24 hours
I do have clock ya know
Shhhh
Does that mean that you're gonna blindfold and gag me before you and a couple of your sexy fab mates come round and take advantage of me?
I have a tag team partner
Oooh, kinky, I like that
Where's cheeky when you need her
*runs and hides....
How come all the guys do that "
Only while I'm changing into my butch macho outfit, then I'll take on all cummers |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs "
just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs "
Err, moi.. 
It's a tad kinky.. |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in "
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
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I'd be wetting myself watching that |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that "
That could be the distraction..
'look attendant, over there..'
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that "
Or pretend to do synchronised swimming moves, every body will be laughing so much before they know it the pool is jellified.. |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that
That could be the distraction..
'look attendant, over there..'
"
I could sell my knickers on here |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that
That could be the distraction..
'look attendant, over there..'
I could sell my knickers on here "
Barter them for more jelly, and vodka |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that "
your the one splashing around not watching |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that
That could be the distraction..
'look attendant, over there..'
I could sell my knickers on here
Barter them for more jelly, and vodka "
Omg that may work. Might do an auction thread to raise money for jelly and vodka haha |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that your the one splashing around not watching "
One in all in.. |
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"What's airsoft BTW?
Opposite of airheavy
Da dar..
You want me to do another bow
Me fingers went silly..
I have silly fingers too
As long as they can open 3000 packets of jelly..
Can start it in the morning may be finished by midnight. Do a weekend of it
We need a cunning plan, half will be set before we open them all..
Bulk tanker jelly supplies is what we need..
Anybody you know who has one. Can use bath tubs just open a load of the sachets at the local pool and everyone splash around to mix it in
Could do it as in the great escape, have the sachet contents inside ones bathers then when in the water thrash about like a spawning cod and hope no one notices..
I'd be wetting myself watching that your the one splashing around not watching "
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over a year ago
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"Great idea for a thread op
Look who's come out to play. So if it closed before Sunday you know your off the hook "
Maybe I don't want to be off the hook. Much more boring that way |
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"Great idea for a thread op
Look who's come out to play. So if it closed before Sunday you know your off the hook
Maybe I don't want to be off the hook. Much more boring that way "
Have you sorted your bra out. I still need to find boxers |
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""I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt".
You have a hammer
A hammer? Wot appened to me jar o dirt?
Haha thought you was trying to be the auctioneer. How much do you want for it "
I was trying to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Jar of dirt protects him from supernatural shit.. Like fab shutting down. |
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""I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt".
You have a hammer
A hammer? Wot appened to me jar o dirt?
Haha thought you was trying to be the auctioneer. How much do you want for it
I was trying to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Jar of dirt protects him from supernatural shit.. Like fab shutting down."
Get you now. Captain Jack suits you |
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