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I'm so jealous . . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.
So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course  "
same as you op and of women of all sizes that ooze confidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like
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Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!  "
I'm exceptionally amazing but you were close 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like
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Orgasmic
Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!
I'm exceptionally amazing but you were close
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I didn't want to overdo it you might get big headed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like
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Orgasmic
Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!
I'm exceptionally amazing but you were close
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I didn't want to overdo it you might get big headed "
I'm already like one of those bobble heads that you whack on your car dashboard. It's cool tho, I have a strong neck to hold the weight
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not jealous but I have clocked some amazing tits and thought that I'd like to borrow them for a night out! "
You can borrow mine if I can borrow your body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those who have more cash than me. Not really a materialist person but life would be far easier. I don't mean a lady of leisure, just more comfortable life would suit me just fine and dandy! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooo oooo oooo
I'm jealous of those who do their make up and look like a glamour model. I wanna be able to do that shizzle
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Yes! Like the sexy lipgloss beautiful full lips and coquettish eyelashes thing. I think I'd look hot with that shit on my face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo oooo oooo
I'm jealous of those who do their make up and look like a glamour model. I wanna be able to do that shizzle
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Yes! Like the sexy lipgloss beautiful full lips and coquettish eyelashes thing. I think I'd look hot with that shit on my face. "
Show offs ain't they 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller "
I do sometimes feel gutted that I can't just lean up a touch and kiss B whilst we're standing. There are no surprise snoggages if he's upright!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.
So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course "
I'm jealous of those things too and also the confident folk who seem to be having lots of uninhibited fun and frolics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On some levels... I’m jealous of my dog.
Imagine what it must be like for him. Here are his current requirements.
“Laze around and do nothing all day. Don’t have to cook, wash up or clean, and instantly feel the most intense feeling of excitement from the simplest of treats.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On some levels... I’m jealous of my dog.
Imagine what it must be like for him. Here are his current requirements.
“Laze around and do nothing all day. Don’t have to cook, wash up or clean, and instantly feel the most intense feeling of excitement from the simplest of treats.”"
If you've had him done he's probably jealous of your balls.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On some levels... I’m jealous of my dog.
Imagine what it must be like for him. Here are his current requirements.
“Laze around and do nothing all day. Don’t have to cook, wash up or clean, and instantly feel the most intense feeling of excitement from the simplest of treats.”"
hence the term "it's a dogs life" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed 
Saff"
I wake up looking like my dad 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed
Saff
I wake up looking like my dad
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Could be worse, you could wake up with your dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed
Saff
I wake up looking like my dad
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Could be worse, you could wake up with your dad "
This is very very true.
Life is good |
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"Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller
I do sometimes feel gutted that I can't just lean up a touch and kiss B whilst we're standing. There are no surprise snoggages if he's upright!
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Ah understand that to my last fwb was 6’4 |
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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago
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"Slim, petite females with gorgeous thick hair who tan in the sun.
I'm "from farming stock", 5ft 8, ginge and pink as a piglet "
Oh is that the problem? I’m white or red. Can’t tan at all.
I’m jealous of all the people that can do their make up beautifully |
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Not particularly jealous of anyone but am envious of those who get to spend quality time with their partners and also fit in meets to suit them too.
With not much scope for childcare we struggle somewhat....think a night away is desperately called for!
Jo x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef."
Just set the oven to gas mark 6, come on over
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef.
And right on cue Pat-Mustard"
Haha I'm jealous of my timing |
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"I’m jealous of all the partnered up ones who can get their the small of their backs stroked and massaged when it’s time of the month and it hurts. "
I’m jealous of the ones that have ‘time of the month’ as they are younger than me lol x |
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"Definitely jealous of those who have child free time, I'd love to be getting upto mischief much more than we do.
A night out Would be a treat right now.
Jo.Xx "
I’m jealous of those who have children... I’m not a mum and would have loved to have been
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"Definitely jealous of those who have child free time, I'd love to be getting upto mischief much more than we do.
A night out Would be a treat right now.
Jo.Xx
I’m jealous of those who have children... I’m not a mum and would have loved to have been
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I'm sorry to hear that honestly I am. 
My kids are my reason for living, I just need a break away to be Me.
Jo.Xx |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Any one who does have to stand on a stool or chair to get things off the top or middle shelf.
They aren’t used in my house "
The last owner of our house was 6'7 and his wife 6'
So us shorties are screwed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin
I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now."
I like freckles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin
I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now."
I love freckles! Embrace them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin
I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now."
Someone once told me a face without freckles is like a night sky without stars! It made me feel.a wee bit better about my freckkes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Envious of those 6 ft something tall guys. And envious of everyone who has a good eyesight, while I'm stuck to wearing glasses or contact lenses.
Basically I have to pay for HD.
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