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"Tell us something fantastical and (not at all) true about the poster above.
Keep it nice though, eh?
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He races earthworms with Liza Minnelli  "
She once danced burlesque with Cher and Christina Aguillera |
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"Tell us something fantastical and (not at all) true about the poster above.
Keep it nice though, eh?
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He races earthworms with Liza Minnelli
She once danced burlesque with Cher and Christina Aguillera"
Almost made it to the apollo 11 mission |
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"Can ooze custard from their bellybutton but only whilst singing Gangsta’s Paradise.
She invented the sonic screwdriver.
She invented the gusset  "
Shes busy mow shes found Norman  |
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"Their bedroom features a Priest's Hole.
At night you can hear tapping and low moaning."
Once had a walk-on part in Blossom, the producers like his walk so much that they asked him to reprise his role in future episodes. Sadly, in the time between episodes he was involved in a freak segway accident that left him in a coma, his part was taken by Matt Leblanc who's career took off as a result.
To this day he can't hear the rembrandts without slipping into a deep malaise. |
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"Can lick both elbows at the same time.
Has smurfs living in his appendix."
Her profile picture, whilst coquettish, was the result of a super glue accident involving a pile of books, a jar of mayonnaise and several albino ducks. |
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"Once stole a dodgem and drove it out of a fairground in Islington. Eluded capture after a low speed car chase, and was last seen heading north on the M11 near Saffron Walden. "
Is the holder of the world record for the most people wrapped as mummy's in a minute using toilet paper. Even Norris McWhirter remarked "that's a ridiculous thing to be doing".
To this day he still has the picture and quote framed in his living room. |
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Wrote the original lyrics to Nirvana's Smells like teen spirit:
You can wear them / In the high street
Body contours / Very discreet
And the comfort / You won't be-lieve
'Cause the topsheet / Is a dryweave |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Awarded the Nobel prize physics for discovering a cube... but with all its corners on the inside.
Trains aardvarks to foxtrot
Is actually Carol Smiley"
Is really a woman in a man's body |
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"He invented the cabbage.
Invented the fart box
She's never had her left nipple sucked.
Is now banned from all Pets at home stores after the unfortunate incident involving a parrot, a kitten and a tube of pringles. "
Knits cardigans for ex battery hens. |
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"Has a pet hamster called Nigel who he sleeps with every single night.
Once stole Nigel for a weekend and used him as a butt plug"
Shhh Nigel died that night but I replaced him and no one is any the wiser! |
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