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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
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“What the fuck did I just watch?”
The Greasy Str@ngler
Synopsis: Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the appearance of an oily, slimy inhuman maniac who stalks the streets at night and str@ngles the innocent.
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Tusk..  
A U.S. podcaster (Justin Long) ventures into the Canadian wilderness to interview an old man (Michael Parks) who has an extraordinary past, and the American learns the man has a dark secret involving a walrus.... the weirdest thing I have ever watched lol |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
Liphook |
"Tusk..
A U.S. podcaster (Justin Long) ventures into the Canadian wilderness to interview an old man (Michael Parks) who has an extraordinary past, and the American learns the man has a dark secret involving a walrus.... the weirdest thing I have ever watched lol "
That walrus looked so messed up! |
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"Tusk..
A U.S. podcaster (Justin Long) ventures into the Canadian wilderness to interview an old man (Michael Parks) who has an extraordinary past, and the American learns the man has a dark secret involving a walrus.... the weirdest thing I have ever watched lol
That walrus looked so messed up!"
It was quite sad at the end  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Tusk..
A U.S. podcaster (Justin Long) ventures into the Canadian wilderness to interview an old man (Michael Parks) who has an extraordinary past, and the American learns the man has a dark secret involving a walrus.... the weirdest thing I have ever watched lol "
I had a nightmare about that film recently  |
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This might not be what you had in mind, but one of the worst films I have ever seen is Tears of the Sun.
Bruce Willis is in the army and given a task in Africa with a troop of men. He disobeys his orders, gets most of his men killed as a result and breaks UN conventions along the way.
When he finally makes it across the border to safety, his commanding officer is waiting forhhim and says "Welcome back".
WTF? He would be roasted alive for that! |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
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"Tusk..
A U.S. podcaster (Justin Long) ventures into the Canadian wilderness to interview an old man (Michael Parks) who has an extraordinary past, and the American learns the man has a dark secret involving a walrus.... the weirdest thing I have ever watched lol
That walrus looked so messed up!
It was quite sad at the end "
Yeah, so unlike the usual Kevin Smith flick |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
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"This might not be what you had in mind, but one of the worst films I have ever seen is Tears of the Sun.
Bruce Willis is in the army and given a task in Africa with a troop of men. He disobeys his orders, gets most of his men killed as a result and breaks UN conventions along the way.
When he finally makes it across the border to safety, his commanding officer is waiting forhhim and says "Welcome back".
WTF? He would be roasted alive for that! "
Didn’t that star Monica Bellucci? At least it had her |
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over a year ago
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
Yes, it exists. No, it's not a porn movie. It's an honest to god film about nuns working for a drug cartel, which for some reason requires them to be naked. One of them is assaulted and left for dead by cartel goons and goes on a revenge rampage. It's desperately trying to like an edgier Tarantino movie, but it's just tawdry in a way that even cheap porn can't manage. |
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"Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
Yes, it exists. No, it's not a porn movie. It's an honest to god film about nuns working for a drug cartel, which for some reason requires them to be naked. One of them is assaulted and left for dead by cartel goons and goes on a revenge rampage. It's desperately trying to like an edgier Tarantino movie, but it's just tawdry in a way that even cheap porn can't manage."
That was brilliant  |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
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"Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
Yes, it exists. No, it's not a porn movie. It's an honest to god film about nuns working for a drug cartel, which for some reason requires them to be naked. One of them is assaulted and left for dead by cartel goons and goes on a revenge rampage. It's desperately trying to like an edgier Tarantino movie, but it's just tawdry in a way that even cheap porn can't manage."
Now, on my watchlist |
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I'll raise you 'Mermaid in a Manhole'*.
First off it's Japanese and the plot is, loosely, artist finds and rescues mermaid in a sewer.
The mermaid develops sores over her body. The artist paints a portrait of the mermaid using the bloody effluent from her sores. The artist dismembers the mermaid.
*Ginî piggu: Manhôru no naka no ningyo |
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"Human centipede say no more
This  "
I got quite upset at the end of it. Everyone else was appalled and I just kept thinking about the girl and if she ever got rescued. |
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"Human centipede (though, I’d be interested in trying this)
I have a penknife, a selection of sail maker's needles and some twine.
See you at the weekend.
Bring a couple of friends."
Sick film had to fast forward most of it |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
Liphook |
"Hobo with a Shotgun
Rubber
Oh and the best film ever! The Room."
I very nearly picked Rubber. A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.
Oh Hi Mark. |
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"Hobo with a Shotgun
Rubber
Oh and the best film ever! The Room."
You're tearing me apart lisa! Have you seen the disaster artist? It has James franco and his brother doing a making of film. Its fucking brilliant! |
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Teeth
Dawn is an active member of her high-school chastity club but, when she meets Tobey, nature takes its course, and the pair answer the call. They suddenly learn she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth, when the encounter takes a grisly turn.
Basically this girls vagina bites people and she uses it as a weapon against people she dislikes...strange as F! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“What the fuck did I just watch?”
The Greasy Str@ngler
Synopsis: Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the appearance of an oily, slimy inhuman maniac who stalks the streets at night and str@ngles the innocent.
Your turn...
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Hootie Tootie Disco Cutie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hobo with a Shotgun
Rubber
Oh and the best film ever! The Room.
I very nearly picked Rubber. A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.
Oh Hi Mark."
Horror channel is filled with gems like these 
Holly |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Teeth
Dawn is an active member of her high-school chastity club but, when she meets Tobey, nature takes its course, and the pair answer the call. They suddenly learn she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth, when the encounter takes a grisly turn.
Basically this girls vagina bites people and she uses it as a weapon against people she dislikes...strange as F!"
Teeth is an amazing film! I made a friend watch it by pretending it was a satire about religion. |
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. This masterpiece's plot revolves around lesbian women being murdered by vampires, so the church(famously interested in gay women's rights and well-being)calls the Holy Jesus himself to investigate the matter. After getting a modern haircut and teaming up with a mexican luchador and a sexy nun, Jesus will fight vampires and atheists to save the world.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361 |
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"Teeth
Dawn is an active member of her high-school chastity club but, when she meets Tobey, nature takes its course, and the pair answer the call. They suddenly learn she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth, when the encounter takes a grisly turn.
Basically this girls vagina bites people and she uses it as a weapon against people she dislikes...strange as F!"
I’ve seen this!! Isn’t Tobey her “stepbrother”? Bloody waste of 90 mins anyway |
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"“What the fuck did I just watch?”
The Greasy Str@ngler
Synopsis: Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the appearance of an oily, slimy inhuman maniac who stalks the streets at night and str@ngles the innocent.
Your turn...
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I actually saw this and watched in disbelief, so bloody strange |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
Liphook |
"“What the fuck did I just watch?”
The Greasy Str@ngler
Synopsis: Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the appearance of an oily, slimy inhuman maniac who stalks the streets at night and str@ngles the innocent.
Your turn...
I actually saw this and watched in disbelief, so bloody strange "
The car wash!  |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
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"Snowpiercer nearly 2 hours I can't get back I liked snowpiercer 
I thought I did. Took me 3 days to watch it cos kept breaking off. The ending was utter shite "
The ending did not live up to the beginning, I agree. |
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