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over a year ago
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.. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.
Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully... |
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".. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.
Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully..."
That my line manager would disappear up her own bung hole 
And that the next two weeks would come sooner so I can start my new job in Brum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.
Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully...
That my line manager would disappear up her own bung hole
And that the next two weeks would come sooner so I can start my new job in Brum "
If I did that with your line manager it would traumatise you for life as you’d have to drag her out again. Oooh messy.
Can help make your time in brum fun though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually what I’d really like is a TARDIS.
The ability to provide accommodation at any point in space or time would be a great help to my fab life. "
Now now stop being greedy. I told you to think carefully before asking. |
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".. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.
Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully...
That my line manager would disappear up her own bung hole
And that the next two weeks would come sooner so I can start my new job in Brum
If I did that with your line manager it would traumatise you for life as you’d have to drag her out again. Oooh messy.
Can help make your time in brum fun though "
I don't mind the mess as I get to rip a new one 
Fun in Brum ? Just wave that wand already |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish that all my friends had happy healthy stress free lives xx"
Karma dictates someone would then get their stress. Do you really want to be responsible for that? Think about it and let me know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Um hello
A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above "
I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed. "
You see. What they are owed. Morally? Physically? Definition is too vague. However I have swished the wand... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.
Dotty x |
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"A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed.
You see. What they are owed. Morally? Physically? Definition is too vague. However I have swished the wand..."
Money has been withheld from them for 3 months for no reason other than their boss doesn't want to pay them!
Thanks though! |
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"I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.
Dotty x"
Oh I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell! I take it you’re at work. Sending vibes to make your boss paranoid that they’ll catch something if they don’t send you home...
Tea! Tea! Turn your mental telephone in, you’re needed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed.
You see. What they are owed. Morally? Physically? Definition is too vague. However I have swished the wand...
Money has been withheld from them for 3 months for no reason other than their boss doesn't want to pay them!
Thanks though! "
Evil evil things will happen to that boss. Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wind the clock back to yesterday lunchtime please "
Ahh. Time travel. One little thing might change everything and those wonderful memories you want to relive might disappear. Want to risk that? |
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"Um hello
A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above
I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma."
the wobbling head is perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Um hello
A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above
I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma.the wobbling head is perfect"
I am to please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Um hello
A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above
I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma.the wobbling head is perfect
I am to please "
Aim even |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.
I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance. "
And relive those thirty years remembering what should have been but won’t necessarily be? Time is a fickle friend, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so... denying your wish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.
I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance.
And relive those thirty years remembering what should have been but won’t necessarily be? Time is a fickle friend, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so... denying your wish."
But if I have the knowledge I would have the ability to improve or avoid the mistakes. And I left have so much money I could had bought you a new house and car as I’d be super generous.
But I see your point :p |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.
I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance.
And relive those thirty years remembering what should have been but won’t necessarily be? Time is a fickle friend, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so... denying your wish.
But if I have the knowledge I would have the ability to improve or avoid the mistakes. And I left have so much money I could had bought you a new house and car as I’d be super generous.
But I see your point :p"
But the events would change... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wish that I win the Dad’s race at school sports day later. "
A worthy request and granted. You still have to try though to show the kids how it’s done |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.
Dotty x
Oh I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell! I take it you’re at work. Sending vibes to make your boss paranoid that they’ll catch something if they don’t send you home...
Tea! Tea! Turn your mental telephone in, you’re needed "
I'm trying to find a uniform in my size...
Tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.
Dotty x
Oh I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell! I take it you’re at work. Sending vibes to make your boss paranoid that they’ll catch something if they don’t send you home...
Tea! Tea! Turn your mental telephone in, you’re needed
I'm trying to find a uniform in my size...
Tea"
A naked nurse is what she needs man! Just draw a Red Cross on your forehead or something |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok. I’ll aim lower then. To have all my pics fabbed and my inbox to be full of lovely messages from interesting women. "
Tut tut. Another greedy one. One chance only affair I’m afraid... |
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