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"Write a 'Dear John' letter to the fabber above, explaining why you can't see them again... Using no more than 6 words" You don't have big man parts | |||
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"Are you really that tall P?" She was sitting down Estella made me read a book | |||
"‘I have willy warts’ Just so everyone is aware, I do not have willy warts. " Its out there now so it must be true | |||
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"I like women better now " Its definitely not me, it's definitely you! | |||
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"I like women better now Its definitely not me, it's definitely you! " After the 3sum I need counselling | |||
"I like women better now Its definitely not me, it's definitely you! After the 3sum I need counselling " In that case it was his fault. | |||
"I like women better now Its definitely not me, it's definitely you! After the 3sum I need counselling " You found Norman, it’s over | |||
"I like women better now Its definitely not me, it's definitely you! After the 3sum I need counselling In that case it was his fault. " He stuck it in my ear | |||
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"Your mum fucks better than you " You fucked my mum you bastard | |||
"Your mum fucks better than you " That’s what your mum said, touché | |||
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"We just didn’t see eye to eye.... " It was your counting skills | |||
"We just didn’t see eye to eye.... It was your counting skills " Your dick just didn't reach areas | |||
"We just didn’t see eye to eye.... It was your counting skills Your dick just didn't reach areas " Must have been the Zimmer frame | |||
"We just didn’t see eye to eye.... It was your counting skills Your dick just didn't reach areas Must have been the Zimmer frame " I don't need you I've Norman | |||
"We just didn’t see eye to eye.... It was your counting skills Your dick just didn't reach areas Must have been the Zimmer frame I don't need you I've Norman " Thats what you think... | |||
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"Who's John? " You can do better than me. | |||
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"I already know enough cunts, bye " You remind me of a murderer | |||
"I already know enough cunts, bye You remind me of a murderer " I’ve fallen over and forgotten you | |||
"I already know enough cunts, bye You remind me of a murderer I’ve fallen over and forgotten you" I've lost the will to live | |||
"I already know enough cunts, bye You remind me of a murderer I’ve fallen over and forgotten you" I love you to much I have to leave.... | |||
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"You look like my mom sorry " You remind me of my dead hamster.... | |||
"You look like my mom sorry You remind me of my dead hamster...." I prefer Italian superbikes | |||
"You look like my mom sorry You remind me of my dead hamster.... I prefer Italian superbikes " Your arse ain't big enough... | |||
"You look like my mom sorry You remind me of my dead hamster.... I prefer Italian superbikes Your arse ain't big enough..." I don't like hairy chests | |||
"You look like my mom sorry You remind me of my dead hamster.... I prefer Italian superbikes Your arse ain't big enough... I don't like hairy chests " I have a hairy chest | |||