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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Yes, both are chubby cheeky fleshballs of sexual hunger.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Honestly, yes. I suppose some have felt the same about me too. I've had the 'silence' after sending a face pic. Can't be everybody's type x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, I've got the face the an axe murderer

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"No, I've got the face the an axe murderer"

Give it back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometime yes sometime no is what it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a really innocent sweet face apparently. I don’t think anyone has ever said that my body doesn’t match my face. I think they do - I’ve always seen them together

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body...

I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me

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By *wesomepearWoman over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I’ve had a couple of “wow you’re actually really pretty” messages after sharing a face pic so no maybe my face doesn’t match my body or personality lol

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By *edmark07Man over a year ago

liverpool

Well I show my face and clothed body so no surprises from me but no one has ever said they don't match

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

To be honest I don't give a stuff, I'm happy with the total package.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve no idea!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I think both are cute and chubby. Sometimes I wish I had a slimmer, sexier face with the big pouty lips and more womanly but then I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and think, yeah, I would. So both are equal.

Normally face and body both make me

. I sometimes don't expect people to look how they do but I'm crap at guessing faces.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Happens all the time. If they’ve got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle then I run for the hills, very quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like my profile says...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am the woman with no face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me I'm 100% definitely certain face matches body..... And personality.....

I think most would say "FUGLY"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's been a few folk surprised by my old boat race. There's also been a few instances where I hadn't recognised people in real life after seeing face pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a huge fan of my face and my body so I guess they match o.O If I had to pick which was better I'd say my body.

Ive definitely found myself attracted to someones body but then after seeing a face pic I am disappointed. It's horrible when that happens. I feel awful. But, that's life. I just hope those who see my face like it more than I do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the woman with no face.

Lovely pink canoe though.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

No my arse is better looking than my face.

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By *ltcouple666Couple over a year ago

cheshire

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? "

I'm happy with my face, working on my body, I blame the Mr, I was slim when I met him lol.... I'm more attracted to a nice face and a great personality tbh....so never go by body shapes, they tell me nothing...

K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the woman with no face.

Lovely pink canoe though."

you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's been a few folk surprised by my old boat race. There's also been a few instances where I hadn't recognised people in real life after seeing face pics. "

I think it's hard to tell from a pic sometimes, because you're only seeing one angle. There's people who have sent more than one face pic and they look different in each one yet in person they look different still!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Honestly, yes. I suppose some have felt the same about me too. I've had the 'silence' after sending a face pic. Can't be everybody's type x"

I used to face the block button when I sent my face picture. Nowadays it's the permanent silent treatment

Does that count as a promotion lol

Both my body and face would qualify for the fugly club. So not surprising

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By *YC SausageMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? "

Nope, haven’t aged well

Dadbod now after being a sportsman when I was younger......need to get back to the gym!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well mine are both on display so no clue if they match.

Yes I've had it where I've been disappointed when I've seen faces and attraction has been halted there and then. I've also been pleasantly surprised too and had flutters of the fanjo

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

In my opinion my face and body match in terms of attractiveness and nobody has ever been (visibly) surprised by either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dislike both of mine, I'm feeling a bit horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No I think they work quite well together. Much as I joke about face having launched a thousand blocks, that isn’t true and was said for comedic effect. Well it amused me.

I think they fit together alright for an old geezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think my face and body really match. Neither in a negative way, I just don't think they quite fit. I can't really explain why I think that either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well mine are both on display so no clue if they match.

Yes I've had it where I've been disappointed when I've seen faces and attraction has been halted there and then. I've also been pleasantly surprised too and had flutters of the fanjo

I like both

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

No idea tbh... I'm very confident in my body but not as confident in my facial features...

Av xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No I think they work quite well together. Much as I joke about face having launched a thousand blocks, that isn’t true and was said for comedic effect. Well it amused me.

I think they fit together alright for an old geezer

I can't be the only one with a body of baywatch, face like crimewach?

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I think mine are a good compliment for each other and certainly don't clash.

I have come across a few people on fab where the face and body are polar opposites (at least to me) and caused some disappointment. Though attraction is very subjective and i've probably provoked the same reaction in others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to think I've not got an ugly mug but that's for others on here to decide. For me personality is key, if you've got a sense of humour and can happily take the piss out of yourself your a good egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matching pair:-

Middle aged, squidgy around the edges, but perfectly presentable.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have a FOBBOC. I like my face, my body is a huge work in progress

I suffer with body dysmorphia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's been a few folk surprised by my old boat race. There's also been a few instances where I hadn't recognised people in real life after seeing face pics.

That's certainly true

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I have a FOBBOC. I like my face, my body is a huge work in progress

I suffer with body dysmorphia."

I’ve studied many, many pictures of your body. It’s simply delicious

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I think sometimes you build up an image of what you think someone can look like just based on their body and quite often they can look nothing like you imagined! I'm all about the face, more so than the body so that attraction is more important to me.

As to whether my face and body match I guess I'd have to ask the people who've met me

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’m fairly content with body and face, could I loose a pound or 2 - probably, but I like wine and food to much to be that bothered.

As with most chaps I’ve 100% got better with age, I cringe at my younger self.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? "
of course such is life, I think my body and face match but who knows bound to be many here who would disagree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BOCFOC

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body.

When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!!

So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a FOBBOC. I like my face, my body is a huge work in progress

I suffer with body dysmorphia."

That’s such a shame. I think you have a lovely body

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By *ltcouple666Couple over a year ago

cheshire

"I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body.

When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!!

So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match. "

Its strange that people do that isn't it...cos if you meet, they're gunna see reality anyhow.... best be honest..I'd hate to see someone's face fall when they met me because I'd pretend to be a slinky size 10 lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think that my face and body don't match. I'm fit and athletic physically, my face is that of a 42 year old. It's just how it is!

In the past there have been plenty of conversations that have stopped or tailed off after face pics have been swapped.

Tea

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

I don’t know if people are surprised or shocked tbh. I have confidence issues and get quite worried that I will be a let down to someone even if it’s just meeting them at a social like the MLS. I should give my head a wobble and try to be more confident but it makes me cringe to much

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nobody on here has seen my body so I have no idea.

Again, I wouldn't have the foggiest.

Sometimes I do but I try to judge each case by its own merits. It just seems more fair to me.

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

Do it doggy or go for a dark room

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By *ux19Man over a year ago

Essex

For me personally I don't feel I'm photogenic, so I repell most photo opportunities. That said, as others have mentioned, surely it's the whole package.

I can be incredibly attracted to the mind of someone more than the body. Often works better for me, maybe I'm just filthy greedy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body...

I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me

Oh yes yours match beautifully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think my face is a bit better than my body. I have quite a large nose and chubby cheeks, but I have large eyes and reasonably plump lips so it all fits. Whereas with my body, I'm quite tall and a bit broad with a fat arse, stomach and hips but small boobs, so my body feels less in proportion than my face.

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By *irty desireWoman over a year ago

newcatle

I would like too think my face matches my body.. no filters trying to change me!

I do still have too find some attraction to the face otherwise it wont happen sexually!

We are all special on are quirky little ways!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We think it’s all about the face for the attraction and the personality, of course you still have to fancy them but there has to be a facial attraction x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think my face and body match but sometimes you see an amazing picture of someone body then the face pis comes like AHHHH! Lol fml

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? "

I get a lot of " I wasnt expecting that"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well mine are both on display so no clue if they match.

Yes I've had it where I've been disappointed when I've seen faces and attraction has been halted there and then. I've also been pleasantly surprised too and had flutters of the fanjo

I’ll say the same as I did for Snow, they match beautifully

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Personally, this is me in my pictures and life, people can make their own choice about it. I’m too old to be changing

I’m honest that soft lighting, camera angles obviously make you look better, but open to that it’s full of squidginess and not as toned as she looks

Just like when I send a face pic... you get the holiday glow to tired mum with no make up collage, as you never know which one might show up to a meet haha

I hate having my photograph done as always look like a crazed loon, so much prefer if someone catches me unawares

Just be yourselves, no point hiding it as they will find out when you meet anyway

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body.

Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks.

I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos.

So you never really know until the day you meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally, this is me in my pictures and life, people can make their own choice about it. I’m too old to be changing

I’m honest that soft lighting, camera angles obviously make you look better, but open to that it’s full of squidginess and not as toned as she looks

Just like when I send a face pic... you get the holiday glow to tired mum with no make up collage, as you never know which one might show up to a meet haha

I hate having my photograph done as always look like a crazed loon, so much prefer if someone catches me unawares

Just be yourselves, no point hiding it as they will find out when you meet anyway "

So true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body.

Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks.

I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos.

So you never really know until the day you meet

That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category.

It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body.

When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!!

So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match. "

Your pics are really honest and you're fortunate with that pretty face Lexi

I agree there are some here who just show their best bits in b/w filters and and hide their face or full body. But then I guess we can't really blame ppl for selling their best bits

. Some ppl here are a complete shock when you see their face or the parts all fitted together irl....

Saff was convinced I was a bald and chavvy until we got talking properly... When she saw my face she was like "why have you got hair???"

Steve x

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m a FOBBOB and very proud to say so as well

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I have been told a few times that I look better in real life than in my pictures. I really should get some better pictures done.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I genuinely have no idea.

People are often surprised by my face. I don't know why.

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By *yrdsisWoman over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'm all soft and curvy and squishy, til you get to my face.. which is very thin and angular... but I do point that out to folk by saying on the profile that I look like Maleficent.. and not worried that I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, some people have said I’m handsome, some have time completely opposite opinion. Each to their own I say

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

No my face definitely matches my arse there both as bad as they look on my pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I look younger than I am in the face, think that takes people by surprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, both are chubby cheeky fleshballs of sexual hunger. "

Rawwr

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I really should get some better pictures done. "

Yep. Definitely should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a few, 'wow, I wasn't expecting that' messages after sending a face pic. I'm never really sure how I should take that. I think that my face is the best bit of me, so maybe I should work harder on my body to get it in line!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means.

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff

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By *ux19Man over a year ago

Essex

"I've had a few, 'wow, I wasn't expecting that' messages after sending a face pic. I'm never really sure how I should take that. I think that my face is the best bit of me, so maybe I should work harder on my body to get it in line!

I might be wrong here, but I believe you'll hear the stampede of guys offering to be personal trainers.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I might be wrong here, but I believe you'll hear the stampede of guys offering to be personal trainers.

I get a lot of that. Although it's partly self inflicted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My conversations on here usually end with a "you're not my type" message straight after I send a face pic

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means.

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff "

I think you look very similar to your face pics. Both are very nice too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have always looked younger than my age, and my recent weight loss shows i have a waist and perky boobs ... people who meet me are surprised just how much younger i look but i always get told I'm pretty

Have to say where men are concerned I prefer looks to their body anyway so if no face pic is forthcoming then i wouldn't bother even chatting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am defo a bobfoc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My conversations on here usually end with a "you're not my type" message straight after I send a face pic

"
this

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

You mean ...Folk have faces on here??

I think my head isn't as good as my body..others may not agree , luckily my cock makes up for it though..its very very handsome.

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body.

When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!!

So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match.

Your pics are really honest and you're fortunate with that pretty face Lexi

I agree there are some here who just show their best bits in b/w filters and and hide their face or full body. But then I guess we can't really blame ppl for selling their best bits

. Some ppl here are a complete shock when you see their face or the parts all fitted together irl....

Saff was convinced I was a bald and chavvy until we got talking properly... When she saw my face she was like "why have you got hair???"

Steve x "

Love you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve not scared too many off yet Rubi but give it time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely a face and body for radio here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff "

"You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!"

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff

"You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!"

I think ste is actually better looking in person than on his pics.

He’s deffo a lot more stretched

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff

"You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!"

I think ste is actually better looking in person than on his pics.

He’s deffo a lot more stretched

Stretched? He's not really 1 inch tall?

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff

"You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!"

Ha ha sure that’s what many thought!

I thought Ste was a laddie type with a skinhead.. nearly fell off my seat when I saw what a geek he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look.

I had that at the MLS. They were all like "what the fuck...?!"

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look.

I had that at the MLS. They were all like "what the fuck...?!"

About you??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look.

I had that at the MLS. They were all like "what the fuck...?!"

About you?? "

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong!

Saff

I think you look very similar to your face pics. Both are very nice too. "

Ah bless you thanks

you’re lovely in the flesh and definitely same if not better than your photos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body...

I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me

"
Can I see please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven’t really thought about how my pics translate into face-to-face. There are only a couple of people who can actually answer that. So not sure.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body.

Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks.

I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos.

So you never really know until the day you meet

That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category.

It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person.

Tea"

Who ever invented the “selfie” needs shooting .... you need about a 4ft arm to even try and get a decent angle haha

That’s how I see it, if you liked the “tired mum” look I’m on to a winner in person

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By *ara JTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol East

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? "

If they won't send a face pic, I insist they wear a poly bag over their head when they meet me.

Excuse my ignorance, but what does BOBFOC stand for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body.

Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks.

I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos.

So you never really know until the day you meet

That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category.

It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person.

Tea

Who ever invented the “selfie” needs shooting .... you need about a 4ft arm to even try and get a decent angle haha

That’s how I see it, if you liked the “tired mum” look I’m on to a winner in person "

I'm a fan of the "tired mum bent over for a spanking" look, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys say I have a pretty face and look younger than my years..but I have the body of a woman who's had three kids, several abdominal operations, stretch marks and all..scars,wobbly bits, so I think my body is not so good, but my face is ok, for now anyway x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you?

If they won't send a face pic, I insist they wear a poly bag over their head when they meet me.

Excuse my ignorance, but what does BOBFOC stand for?

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

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By *ara JTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol East

lololololololol

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think my body is worse than my face. But neither are super terrible.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body.

Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks.

I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos.

So you never really know until the day you meet

That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category.

It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person.

Tea

Who ever invented the “selfie” needs shooting .... you need about a 4ft arm to even try and get a decent angle haha

That’s how I see it, if you liked the “tired mum” look I’m on to a winner in person

I'm a fan of the "tired mum bent over for a spanking" look, does that count?"

That’s one way to deal with a tired mum face ..... hid it haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short

Oh great your able to post again - welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short

Oh great your able to post again - welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short

Oh great your able to post again - welcome back

Hello

I know I’m not the only one who’s glad to see you back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Levels of attraction are equally low on both fronts it would appear

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

My face matches my body because its my face/my body and they've always gone together.

However, they may not match your expectations and for that I don't have any control or give any fucks!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I just rely on my winning personality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not sure. There was a horrible man on here who harassed me and called me ugly but thankfully that was a one off and more about the fact I rejected him I think.

Tea's face wasn't what I expected but I love it. It's much more kind and gentle than I expected.

Dotty x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body...

I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me

It's not often that body and face compliment each other, totally agree if the face isn't attact8ve to me it doesn't happen.

As for me..i'm never happy with my body but face is not fugly..it's not made anyone heave so far...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm no brad Pitt but I haven't fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

Oh gods my body is a bit odd. Face wise, I think I've been told I have a very pleasant face and ruddy cheeks.

My body....short legs, extra long torso, belly, back boobs, skinny legs and arms....it's been described as a potato with arms and legs sticking out of it!

My body is what it is, and it does everything I ask of it. It does a lot that others ask of it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re both totally average in face and body, so yes we match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My face seems to go with my bod. No one’s run away. A couple have said I don’t rock their boat but that’s fine by me. My problem is I start chatting to someone and can’t help creating a pic of what they look like in my mind. When they then send me a pic, I’m totally peeved that they don’t look how they should.... now I ask to exchange face pics very early on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you want to know PM, I’ll send you a face pic and you can tell me.

(In fact just trying to check my inbox works)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting.....

Steve x

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By *r on the EdgeMan over a year ago

accrington

Get this regular, like my non-face pics, like my profile, like chatting which leads to the dreaded face pic..... and puff paff poof they vanish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not the best judge of my face or body as I don’t like either. But yes I’ve seen face pics that have disappointed me and don’t match their body x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

No idea if our faces match our bodies, they look like they do, but then again they always have done.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if you want to know PM, I’ll send you a face pic and you can tell me.

(In fact just trying to check my inbox works) "

You sir are absolutely gorgeous from head to toe and you know it. Plus the fact you’re a shameless hussy makes for a very sexy bundle indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha"

8/8 would smash!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!"

Like avocado on toast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast? "

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if you want to know PM, I’ll send you a face pic and you can tell me.

(In fact just trying to check my inbox works)

You sir are absolutely gorgeous from head to toe and you know it. Plus the fact you’re a shameless hussy makes for a very sexy bundle indeed

Shameless hussy? Moi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

Now , I reckon I’ve a face for loving and a body that’s not entirely lovely

But

If you turn the lights off , shine a light on my face and your eyes stay north - I’m fucking marriage material

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Now , I reckon I’ve a face for loving and a body that’s not entirely lovely

But

If you turn the lights off , shine a light on my face and your eyes stay north - I’m fucking marriage material "

Bloomin eck girl fab ought to start matrimonial services for the fuglies lol...

My initiation to this service was a mis-sell lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting.....

Steve x "

You're thinking The Rock and they sound like Joe Pasquale?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My face doesn't match my personality, if it did I'd be getting my end away every day on here, you can decide which one I think is the best

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My face seems to go with my bod. No one’s run away. A couple have said I don’t rock their boat but that’s fine by me. My problem is I start chatting to someone and can’t help creating a pic of what they look like in my mind. When they then send me a pic, I’m totally peeved that they don’t look how they should.... now I ask to exchange face pics very early on.

I do this myself as well. I have to be attracted to the person's face for there to be spark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My face doesn't match my personality, if it did I'd be getting my end away every day on here, you can decide which one I think is the best "

Also of we are on about body of defo matches my face, slightly above average

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting.....

Steve x

You're thinking The Rock and they sound like Joe Pasquale?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting.....

Steve x

You're thinking The Rock and they sound like Joe Pasquale?

I provide voice clips on request so that you get the whole package. I don’t think my voice is incongruent with the rest of me, I’ve been used to it for 55 years, so hardly surprising

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yes, no and yes.

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By *retty GoodMan over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Yeah I would say mine match, of course if that’s good or bad that’s down to who’s looking I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol"

Now I’m even more intrigued.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!"

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol"

Why? What's it like? *very nosey*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the face that sank a thousand ships.....

And a body that's just ballast

If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

Weird is good, but avocados...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was only talking about this last night with eileendover. I think my face is a match. There are some people on here that have really shocked me though

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I have the face that sank a thousand ships.....

And a body that's just ballast

If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they....

I'd recognise you with the Zimmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find this to be a common occurrence... Impressed with the body, then they send a face pic and all too often i am disappointed. I can forgive the body but they must be handsome.

Regarding myself well i don't know what they think in relation to body and face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the face that sank a thousand ships.....

And a body that's just ballast

If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they....

I'd recognise you with the Zimmer

I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I have the face that sank a thousand ships.....

And a body that's just ballast

If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they....

I'd recognise you with the Zimmer

I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down

Should have been nicer to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have the face that sank a thousand ships.....

And a body that's just ballast

If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they....

I'd recognise you with the Zimmer

I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down

Should have been nicer to me

If only....

You hadn't kept wheeling me into that cupboard, and putting a bucket on my head

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness?

Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here?

Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? "
Who exactly looks at the mantelpiece while they’re stoking the fire?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

Weird is good, but avocados... "

No man comes between me and my avocados.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I have the face that sank a thousand ships.....

And a body that's just ballast

If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they....

I'd recognise you with the Zimmer

I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down

Should have been nicer to me

If only....

You hadn't kept wheeling me into that cupboard, and putting a bucket on my head

You forgot the paper bag. So a bucket it was

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Yes

Now , I reckon I’ve a face for loving and a body that’s not entirely lovely

But

If you turn the lights off , shine a light on my face and your eyes stay north - I’m fucking marriage material "

Awe Floro I’m sure that’s not the case at all

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I haven’t disappointed anyone I’ve met - both match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

Weird is good, but avocados...

No man comes between me and my avocados.

You're welcome to them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

Weird is good, but avocados...

No man comes between me and my avocados.

You're welcome to them

Jus having one now in my hotel room.

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

I don't like the acronym but as someone fast approaching their 60's with an ex smokers face to show for it and the gorgeous body I have, it rings true.

Although we should take into account the law of attraction, one persons beauty and all that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

Weird is good, but avocados...

No man comes between me and my avocados.

You're welcome to them

Jus having one now in my hotel room. "

Are you familiar with Victoria Wood's song, the Ballad of Barry and Freda?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!!

I bet you're hot though

‘Shit’ hot!! Ha

8/8 would smash!

Like avocado on toast?

Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!

Because I love avocados and I love to be weird.

Weird is good, but avocados...

No man comes between me and my avocados.

You're welcome to them

Jus having one now in my hotel room.

Are you familiar with Victoria Wood's song, the Ballad of Barry and Freda?"

I’m smearing it on my lower portions right now.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple over a year ago

North Notts

The reaction after sending face pictures is always positive and being honest we still find it surprising. Guess it’s just difficult to measure yourself without being overly critical or semi delusional!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol"

Ive been told that I have a good voice.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Often the case, happy chatting and flirting. Face pics swapped and the silence becomes deafening lol. Never mind and onwards and upwards lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol"

Mine is deep and penetrating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I personally think my body is gross but I like my face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, I've got the face the an axe murderer

Give it back"

No, it mine now. In a jar.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"No, I've got the face the an axe murderer

Give it back

No, it mine now. In a jar."

I wanna see. Can I come over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could make mine match if i put my body in a paper bag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I personally think my body is gross but I like my face. "

I personally disagree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I personally think my body is gross but I like my face.

I personally disagree "

thank you x. Unless you mean my face is gross too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I personally think my body is gross but I like my face.

I personally disagree

thank you x. Unless you mean my face is gross too

"
I wouldn't mind 20 of your face

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’m me. And I’m alright.

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