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I sentence you......
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over a year ago
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If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?
Mine would be "been here before, I know how this works". Which is replaced by "I left because no one would wet my willy but I'm back now and I still haven't realised there is no set way of doing things around here". |
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"More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'"
My profile has an adequate replacement  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we/I won't bite, unless asked"
To be replaced with "I didn't know how to finish off the profile, so I'm adding a generic line that everyone else uses"
Tea |
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Just because it was the first message we ever received on here...
"u 4 real?"
Alternatively, any rewording of...
"I know I'm not what you're looking for but would you consider doing X with me." The answer should be fairly obvious, especially when we haven't said we even like X on our profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?
Mine would be "been here before, I know how this works". Which is replaced by "I left because no one would wet my willy but I'm back now and I still haven't realised there is no set way of doing things around here". "
' im sick of entitled men who think this is a knocking shop it's a positive thing to block so youre blocked ' to change to ' of course I'm available to satisfy your every need I'll put you on my friends list so you can see my friends only pics and here's my number thanks for your 80 messages '  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quality over quantity.
Translates as "I've got standards, dontyaknow, not like the rest of these slappers". Everyone has standards, yours don't make you special. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'
My profile has an adequate replacement "
My disclaimer can beat yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?
Mine would be "been here before, I know how this works". Which is replaced by "I left because no one would wet my willy but I'm back now and I still haven't realised there is no set way of doing things around here". "
What would be the replacement for the woman and couples that use this sentence?  |
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"More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'
My profile has an adequate replacement
My disclaimer can beat yours "
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"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?
Mine would be "been here before, I know how this works". Which is replaced by "I left because no one would wet my willy but I'm back now and I still haven't realised there is no set way of doing things around here".
What would be the replacement for the woman and couples that use this sentence? "
Seen it on other profiles, seemed like a good idea.
I think there's a magic formula for making this work for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘It’s rude when no one replies’
‘I keep sending a photo of my knob over a toilet seat to women and they don’t seem to be wanting to fuck and I don’t understand, I have a very impressive knob’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?
Mine would be "been here before, I know how this works". Which is replaced by "I left because no one would wet my willy but I'm back now and I still haven't realised there is no set way of doing things around here".
What would be the replacement for the woman and couples that use this sentence? "
I don't think I've seen any but I guess "we gave up before, chasing unicorns was getting us no where, now we've accepted we'll have to meet couples if we want a bit of lady loving"
Or "I was here but I got fed up but now I'm back and I'm ready to block!". |
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"Difficult one that, maybe "please pander to my wishes and respect my hypocrisy""
I'm not sure asking for a private face picture, with the ability to return a private face picture, is hypocritical.
(those who read my profile will note that I don't ask for a face picture) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it
Alternative - I’m a control freak and expect you to have read my exceedingly long profile and as I’ll now have over 500 similarly worded subject lines in my inbox i’m Still going to ignore yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make my girlfriend look like dogshit.
I don’t have a girlfriend and don’t understand female solidarity or how to pay compliments."
I think we’ve all had that message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it
Alternative - I’m a control freak and expect you to have read my exceedingly long profile and as I’ll now have over 500 similarly worded subject lines in my inbox i’m Still going to ignore yours. "
I have this on my profile and do this. Not even ashamed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘It’s rude when no one replies’
‘I keep sending a photo of my knob over a toilet seat to women and they don’t seem to be wanting to fuck and I don’t understand, I have a very impressive knob’"
And a very clean toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"‘It’s rude when no one replies’
‘I keep sending a photo of my knob over a toilet seat to women and they don’t seem to be wanting to fuck and I don’t understand, I have a very impressive knob’
And a very clean toilet. "
I don’t understand what more a woman could want |
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"Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it
Alternative - I’m a control freak and expect you to have read my exceedingly long profile and as I’ll now have over 500 similarly worded subject lines in my inbox i’m Still going to ignore yours.
I have this on my profile and do this. Not even ashamed "
I'm worse. I expect evidence of reading the profile without giving a cheat code  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Your marriage material’
‘I say this because your young and think you’re easy to manipulate. You’re not marriage material. In fact, I’m so possessive that I would never even consider my wife being on fab. You’re worth a fuck, at most’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘I love your profile and photos. I see you’re interested in webcams, want to play?’
‘I literally popped ‘interested in webcams’ into the search, messaged everyone this exact same message because I want someone to watch me wank and verify me’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most instances of dominant/ 50 shades/ alpha:
I don't understand boundaries or bodily autonomy and really want to hit women. "
‘I watched fifty shades of grey’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it
Alternative - I’m a control freak and expect you to have read my exceedingly long profile and as I’ll now have over 500 similarly worded subject lines in my inbox i’m Still going to ignore yours.
I have this on my profile and do this. Not even ashamed "
I wouldn’t be able to message you anyway as I’m too old. Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence "
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.  |
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '. "
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know you're not looking for..... but...."
Replaced by
"I figured I'd mailed all the other ladies within a 50 mile radius so I might as well try you too" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving. "
Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't  Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen? |
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""I know you're not looking for..... but...."
Replaced by
"I figured I'd mailed all the other ladies within a 50 mile radius so I might as well try you too" "
I clearly don't understand consent but think you might make yourself incredibly physically vulnerable with me anyway. |
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.
Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?"
Can and do. Part of the deal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.
Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?
Can and do. Part of the deal. "
My eyes just can't take it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.
Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?
Can and do. Part of the deal.
My eyes just can't take it."
Then your cock can’t take me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remove;"It's a shame that you're so far away..."
Replace with;"There was no way I was going to leave my postcode anyway. I just wanted to see your friend only pics" |
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"Remove;"It's a shame that you're so far away..."
Replace with;"There was no way I was going to leave my postcode anyway. I just wanted to see your friend only pics""
Or "I expect you to come to the outer Hebrides. Look, I have a boner!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know how to please a lady
I have no concept that everyone is individual, so I do what pleases me.
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I have a thing I do. Some women like it. Others are wrong. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?
Lol. Oh innocence
I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.
I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.
Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?
Can and do. Part of the deal.
My eyes just can't take it.
Then your cock can’t take me!!!"
Well that was never going to happen anyway. |
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