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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
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We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. At least, I hope I’m not alone here.
What’s the thing you’re most ashamed of doing or not doing?
For me, it’s when I was a young teenager. In my hometown, at the behest of a police officer no less, my friends and I went on a spray paint spree through town. Stupid. |
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"We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. At least, I hope I’m not alone here.
What’s the thing you’re most ashamed of doing or not doing?
For me, it’s when I was a young teenager. In my hometown, at the behest of a police officer no less, my friends and I went on a spray paint spree through town. Stupid."
banksy would be so proud |
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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago
Liphook |
"We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. At least, I hope I’m not alone here.
What’s the thing you’re most ashamed of doing or not doing?
For me, it’s when I was a young teenager. In my hometown, at the behest of a police officer no less, my friends and I went on a spray paint spree through town. Stupid.
banksy would be so proud"
Except my commentary on the world was less profound. ‘I’m angry’ is not exactly enlightening. |
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I (Luke) once ran down an up escalator in the Netherlands. In my defence it was a Sunday and there was nobody else there. It also might have been running up a down escalator which is obviously not as bad. |
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I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. |
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.
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I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp  |
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.
I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp "
You are pretty !
(I always tell the truth #obvs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. "
Now that is funny |
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. "
How the hell did your warped mind even come up with that plan??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.
How the hell did your warped mind even come up with that plan?? "
Do not underestimate the mind of a bearded bored man |
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Went to Bath Uni for a party. Place was full of dickheads so put the plug in all the baths on their floor of the accomodation blovk and turned on the taps before fucking off.
Flood damage was reported in the Bath Evening Chronicle a few days later.
Actually- I'm not ashamed of it... |
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. "
WTF for ??????? |
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.
I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp
You are pretty !
(I always tell the truth #obvs) "
So when did this happen that you took a dump and blamed a poor kitty? I would guess around three weeks ago?  |
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"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.
The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.
I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp
You are pretty !
(I always tell the truth #obvs)
So when did this happen that you took a dump and blamed a poor kitty? I would guess around three weeks ago? "
When you left me ! |
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So when did this happen that you took a dump and blamed a poor kitty? I would guess around three weeks ago?
When you left me ! "
It's OK. I'm back now. *pats your head* you'll never have to poop and blame a kitty again. |
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As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx |
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"As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx"
i think i have just had a new online busisness idea
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"As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx"
i think i have just had a new online busisness idea
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"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently.... 
Instant Fab ban in my defence Ed Sheeran wrote the song
that doesnt make it any better!!!!! lol  "
Indeed. A musician friend of mine has analysed every Ed Sheeran song and concluded that in his entire output he sings just 17 notes. |
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Every time I didn't want to go to school when I was young, I'd eat an oxo cube, because they always made me sick. My mum would think I had a bug and let me stay off for a couple of days. Sorry mum.
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