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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Where do you all hide your Dildo's, Vibrators sexy undies etc. My lingerie is in 2 Suitcases on top of wardrobes and my toys are in a lockable holdall away from prying eyes  |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
When I moved to China the only box out of the 17 we took with us was my toys, books lingerie and toys... yep that one got opened... thankfully I had no idea, and had to assume the hotel cleaners were used to items for personal use...l  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it 
Is it a small one..? 
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet  "
Saying that, I've lost a big dildo. I dunno whether I've thrown it out, left it somewhere or it's hiding somewhere stupid ready to jump out at someone when they least expect it.
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Mainly in a chest of drawers in my bedroom and a dressing up box with regular fancy dress stuff. My mate has a key to my house and is under strict instructions to go round and clear it all out if anything ever happens to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mainly in a chest of drawers in my bedroom and a dressing up box with regular fancy dress stuff. My mate has a key to my house and is under strict instructions to go round and clear it all out if anything ever happens to me "
Top Planning  |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there "
Cat basket? |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Saying that, I've lost a big dildo. I dunno whether I've thrown it out, left it somewhere or it's hiding somewhere stupid ready to jump out at someone when they least expect it.
P"
I hid it all the time but this time God knows where I put it |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket? "
Have fish but its not in the tank |
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This reminds me that back in the day we had a jar of the body chocolate for a night in when the kids were asleep and I put it in the fridge before we went to bed..
Our eldest who was then 5 or 6 was being picky with his dinner a couple of days later and Lynn asked him if he had been snacking before hand, cue red faces when he said he had made a butty with the chocolate spread in the fridge.. |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank "
You sure? The fish could have hidden it.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank "
It's not in one of your stuffed Ferrets is it? |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank It's not in one of your stuffed Ferrets is it? "
No hid it well before I got the stuffed ferret collection |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank It's not in one of your stuffed Ferrets is it? "
Smiley faced.. |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank
You sure? The fish could have hidden it.. "
It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank
You sure? The fish could have hidden it..
It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me "
If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank
You sure? The fish could have hidden it..
It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me
If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout
P"
It's my mission tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank
You sure? The fish could have hidden it..
It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me
If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout
P
It's my mission tonight "
Yaaaaay, will make filling in new passport form much easier seriously tho, where the fuck to these things disappear to?!
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank
You sure? The fish could have hidden it..
It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me
If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout
P
It's my mission tonight
Yaaaaay, will make filling in new passport form much easier seriously tho, where the fuck to these things disappear to?!
P"
They are with the odd socks and Tupperware lids.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
Is it a small one..?
Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet
Be down the side of the couch..
No checked there
Cat basket?
Have fish but its not in the tank
You sure? The fish could have hidden it..
It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me
If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout
P
It's my mission tonight
Yaaaaay, will make filling in new passport form much easier seriously tho, where the fuck to these things disappear to?!
P"
I hear ya, we took 3 pictures down to put our xmas decs up , when we took them down to get the house back to normal we can find 2 pictures but not the third. So agree , where the frig do these things go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chest in the bottom of my wardrobe and a few things in the bedside drawer. Don’t really feel the need to hide them though these days, although it would be funny having to explain some of the things to my son |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weird.. we were just having this conversation.. I have stuff under the bed.. in the garden.. in the wardrobe and in a shoebox... basically everywhere!
Saff |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
In a bag in my cupboard. Said cupboard currently has a massive spider hiding in there, so no kinky stuff for me until it vacates the premises because sure as shit as soon as i move the bag the spider will be on it. Judging me. |
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"In a bag in my cupboard. Said cupboard currently has a massive spider hiding in there, so no kinky stuff for me until it vacates the premises because sure as shit as soon as i move the bag the spider will be on it. Judging me."
I'm good at removing spiders |
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I have two drawers of lingerie and dress up and a basket under the bed.
At my birthday party last year my son brought two dildos down and asked what they were. I’ve never run so fast to grab them off him. |
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I have a sex machine in the loft (fuck machine pro I believe) to be honest it's never been used
So erm if anyone wants a cheap F-Machine Pro (you can provide your own vacu-lock thingymebobs) let me know... Am I allowed yo do that? Apologies if I'm not. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"In a bag in my cupboard. Said cupboard currently has a massive spider hiding in there, so no kinky stuff for me until it vacates the premises because sure as shit as soon as i move the bag the spider will be on it. Judging me.
I'm good at removing spiders "
you good at removing your trousers too? |
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"In a bag in my cupboard. Said cupboard currently has a massive spider hiding in there, so no kinky stuff for me until it vacates the premises because sure as shit as soon as i move the bag the spider will be on it. Judging me.
I'm good at removing spiders
you good at removing your trousers too?"
A few years of practice, can nearly manage it on my own now, but still need a hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ordered two vibrators, 20 year old son took delivery as I was at work, I came home to find him and his mates had unpacked them and had them 'spinning' on my living room table. Mortified, they get well hidden now at the bottom of my wardrobe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weird.. we were just having this conversation.. I have stuff under the bed.. in the garden.. in the wardrobe and in a shoebox... basically everywhere!
Saff"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
I have a replacement for you. Although it throbs more than it vibrates
I just need help finding it "
When you do, say hello, I’m hiding right behind it! |
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"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it
I have a replacement for you. Although it throbs more than it vibrates
I just need help finding it
When you do, say hello, I’m hiding right behind it!"
Shit so I'm looking for you aswell now |
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A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village "
It sounds like a beauty 
Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head
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"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village
It sounds like a beauty
Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head
P"
Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village
It sounds like a beauty
Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head
P
Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it... "
Is it wrong that I find that a turn on? 
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"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village
It sounds like a beauty
Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head
P
Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...
Is it wrong that I find that a turn on?
P"
I hear they're always rock hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village
It sounds like a beauty
Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head
P
Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...
Is it wrong that I find that a turn on?
P
I hear they're always rock hard "
Mwahahahaha  |
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"We have a few discrete storage boxes in the bedroom, the obligatory bottom bedside drawer for vibrators and butt plugs and I have half of P's wardrobe for sexy clothes.....
Jo x "
She doesn't know I wear them when she's out lol
Sorry dear
Paul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bottom draw of the dressing table.
I had a Diy man in to do some jobs and after he had gone I noticed part of the flogger was poking out of the draw. Blush lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a fleshlight once. Moved out of my house and lost it somewhere along the way. It's not in the new place so it MUST be at the old one. Only problem is my Mum is the one who moved in. Never brought it up. God knows what she thought when the power cut inevitably happened.... |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.
Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too
Lex |
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"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village "
I have visions of this now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.
Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too
Lex"
And where do you store my phone number ? |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.
Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too
Lex
And where do you store my phone number ?"
In my head. That sort of thing is never forgotten |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.
Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too
Lex"
Bet those boots I love have got a huge box |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.
Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too
Lex
Bet those boots I love have got a huge box "
Haha THOSE boots practically take up a shelf on their own |
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I have a big stool at my dressing table that houses everything bar the lingerie, it even fits the leather spreader bar in with room.. impressive haha.
However my mains powered wand stays plugged in, and sits on top of the book case next to my bed for ease of use, away from the kids hands. They are too young to know what it is for now.
L x |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! |
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"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! "
that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together "
Ours splits in two but it's a mission to put back together!! My friend came over year and it was sticking out she was intrigued haha |
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"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together
Ours splits in two but it's a mission to put back together!! My friend came over year and it was sticking out she was intrigued haha"
ooooh no did you tell her what it was |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together
Ours splits in two but it's a mission to put back together!! My friend came over year and it was sticking out she was intrigued hahaooooh no did you tell her what it was "
Too right I did!! She asked haha |
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