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Spunksplurt over Meli
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Come jizz your worst/best at her and revel in her spaffworthiness.
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"Oh Melificent Meli, your twinkly eyes of lustful glee having seen the tits, minge and penis of your planned revelry - how your ample breast curves like ripened melons of sin, how I want to lie you down and tease my fingers within, your hungry cuntchasm, neither chaste nor loose, because you’ve done your kegels, now let me be your Zeus." Have you considered writing songs? That was beautiful! *Wipes a single tear from eye* | |||
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"She's airtight "You girls and your toys!  | |||
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"Yessssss frizz *spaffs* "I was debating a rhyme using her hair is frizzphiliac... | |||
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"Meli you bookworm, you intelligent sod Yes you with the boobies and wonderful bod You’re an all round good sport and charming as hell I’d like to watch you in a threesome with Tame and with Nell I reckons it’d be wholesome, with a smidgeon of kink Can I be your voyeur, pray tell me whaddya fink?" | |||
"Meli is in need of some spunksplurting over her, and I fear she may miss mine in the other thread. So here’s a thread entirely for her (cringe!) as she’s normally the one boosting everyone else .
Come jizz your worst/best at her and revel in her spaffworthiness.
"I love Meli more than I'm allowed to let on | |||
"*To the tune of Single Ladies, in order to express Meli’s love for Hades* All the single Hades (All the single Hades) All the single Hades (All the single Hades) All the single Hades (All the single Hades) All the single Hades Now put your hands up Up in the world (world) Just popped up (up) I'm doing my own little thing A pomegranate pip (pip) And now you wanna trip (trip) 'Cause now you’re in the underworld with me You’re stuck with me (me) I’m up on you (you) Your mum, Demeter’s not had a mention You cried you tears (tears) For half a year (year) You can't be mad at me 'Cause if you like it, then you shouldn’t ate a pomegranate If you like it, then you shouldn’t ate a pomegranate Don't be mad once you see I’m Hades If you like it, then you shouldn’t ate a pomegranate Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" My point proved! | |||
"Meli is in need of some spunksplurting over her, and I fear she may miss mine in the other thread. So here’s a thread entirely for her (cringe!) as she’s normally the one boosting everyone else .
Come jizz your worst/best at her and revel in her spaffworthiness.
I love Meli more than I'm allowed to let on " | |||
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"She's alright "half left too | |||
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"Meli is fit! Although I don’t like my phone changes it to Neil! Nearly posted! Luckily I checked first lol" She is! | |||
"Meli is fit! Although I don’t like my phone changes it to Neil! Nearly posted! Luckily I checked first lol She is! " To be fair, so are you!  | |||
"Meli is fit! Although I don’t like my phone changes it to Neil! Nearly posted! Luckily I checked first lol She is! To be fair, so are you but nowhere near as fit as Meli because this thread is about her and I’m not going to mess with that! "Fixed that for you. | |||
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" I Like Meli I like _eli because she's smart, pretty and grounded A shared sense of humour is where our friendship was founded I like Meli because she's amazing to view Another new pic, another new queue I like Meli...well because she's Meli She's sexy and hot like the girl off the telly " *applauds* It’s like rhyming 101. | |||
"[Love for Meli proclaimed by poster at 17/06/19 18:41:32]" | |||
"Meli is fit! Although I don’t like my phone changes it to Neil! Nearly posted! Luckily I checked first lol She is! To be fair, so are you but nowhere near as fit as Meli because this thread is about her and I’m not going to mess with that!
Fixed that for you.
"Fixed what? Thought you blocked me for a second lol | |||
"Meli is fit! Although I don’t like my phone changes it to Neil! Nearly posted! Luckily I checked first lol She is! To be fair, so are you but nowhere near as fit as Meli because this thread is about her and I’m not going to mess with that!
Fixed that for you.
Fixed what? Thought you blocked me for a second lol "Read s l o w l y | |||
"*To the tune of Single Ladies, in order to express Meli’s love for Hades* All the single Hades (All the single Hades) All the single Hades (All the single Hades) All the single Hades (All the single Hades) All the single Hades Now put your hands up Up in the world (world) Just popped up (up) I'm doing my own little thing A pomegranate pip (pip) And now you wanna trip (trip) 'Cause now you’re in the underworld with me You’re stuck with me (me) I’m up on you (you) Your mum, Demeter’s not had a mention You cried you tears (tears) For half a year (year) You can't be mad at me 'Cause if you like it, then you shouldn’t ate a pomegranate If you like it, then you shouldn’t ate a pomegranate Don't be mad once you see I’m Hades If you like it, then you shouldn’t ate a pomegranate Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" Not a clue what you're on about... it's all Greek to me | |||
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"On fab, there's this hotty named Meli. Those around her, their legs turn to jelly. The simple fact is, she gets us all in a tizz. So let's cover her quim with some jizz." | |||
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"An ode to a poster called Meli Who made me quiver like jelly One look at her pics Made me pull down my niks Just in time to see my spunk hit my belly (bit rude for conservative me) " With a small c. A small c. Please god! | |||
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"I'd never make that mistake. " Marry me. Well...you know... | |||
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"I'd never make that mistake. Marry me. Well...you know..." Can't afford to marry no posh girl from London, bruv. | |||
"I'd never make that mistake. Marry me. Well...you know... Can't afford to marry no posh girl from London, bruv." I’m not from London or posh!! | |||
"Meli, I need a new topic for an ode to you - what theme can I try next?" No more spunksplurting, I've been well and truly bukkaked. | |||
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"Meli, I need a new topic for an ode to you - what theme can I try next? No more spunksplurting, I've been well and truly bukkaked." Alright babycheeks. | |||
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"I'm thinking crumpet loaf for supper "Bussy! I knew I was meant to do something important last week. Right. I'm going to set an alarm on my phone to buy crumpet loaf during my lunch break on Friday. | |||
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"Who?" The one that got away from you. | |||
"I’m building up quite a backlog, I’m ready to blow! " Ooooh but where shall she receive it? | |||
"Who?" That one you keep waffling away at. (I sent a really lovely message to you but then realised I sent it to the wrong person. Too much effort to resend it) | |||
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"I think it's time we spaffed all over Estella" Ummm not in this thread. This is about Melsterbumpkins. | |||
