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"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave. 
Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife "
You could make us a sandwich lol  |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT  "
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.
Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife
You could make us a sandwich lol "
Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.
Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife
You could make us a sandwich lol
Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only "
me and the op were hungry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.
Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife
You could make us a sandwich lol
Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only me and the op were hungry "
Make yourself a sandwich then |
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"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.
Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife
You could make us a sandwich lol
Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only me and the op were hungry "
you both know where the fecking kitchen is dont you!!!!! what did your last ones die of? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.
Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife
You could make us a sandwich lol
Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only me and the op were hungry
you both know where the fecking kitchen is dont you!!!!! what did your last ones die of? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol "
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol "
Fair point, but statement is still funny |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny "
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol 
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
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Yup.
I married someone I claim to love, they cook and clean for me, waah waah I'm so oppressed. |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
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What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh 
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Darling I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It'll be like being a prisoner of war, I'll complain bitterly every day while you look after me because I'm too much of a child to care for myself.
Would you do me the honour of marrying me? |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
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But it would appear your the only one laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darling I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It'll be like being a prisoner of war, I'll complain bitterly every day while you look after me because I'm too much of a child to care for myself.
Would you do me the honour of marrying me? "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
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. I can think of fucking loads! |
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"Women should be seen and not heard in the kitchen haha
Jokes before you all go sick lol
Some jokes shouldn't be told.
Some people should take chill pill  "
Is this the point where I say men should show some respect on Fab and watch guys lose their minds? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darling I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It'll be like being a prisoner of war, I'll complain bitterly every day while you look after me because I'm too much of a child to care for myself.
Would you do me the honour of marrying me? "
No bloody way |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing "
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT "
not but good luck trying |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
I hate cooking for just me so to get hubs appreciation that something as simple as a warm meal is ready for when he comes home means I can experiment with new menus/meal ideas..... always experiment on hungry people... |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry "
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course   |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course "
And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning? |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course
And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning? "
Google is your friend! |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course
And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?
Google is your friend! "
No its not, that's just an illusion |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course
And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?
Google is your friend!
No its not, that's just an illusion "
Roy Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning were 'comedians' during the 70s and very early 80s. Many considered them racist, sexist and misogynistic but they had a big following. |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course
And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?
Google is your friend!
No its not, that's just an illusion
Roy Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning were 'comedians' during the 70s and very early 80s. Many considered them racist, sexist and misogynistic but they had a big following. "
Thank you, like woman stand up comedians are any different, same story different sex, don't gat me wrong still funny |
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"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..
TRUE OR NOT
not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol
Fair point, but statement is still funny
The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...
Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol
What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh
But it would appear your the only one laughing
Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry
I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.
I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course
And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?
Google is your friend!
No its not, that's just an illusion
Roy Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning were 'comedians' during the 70s and very early 80s. Many considered them racist, sexist and misogynistic but they had a big following.
Thank you, like woman stand up comedians are any different, same story different sex, don't gat me wrong still funny "
I don't find men or women comedians funny if their acts are based on racism or sexism but I accept that everyone has a different sense of humour |
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"Well let me put it this way every comedian wód do shit if not prejudice of people, that being rasism, gender, hair color, bad wife, good husband, basically anything out of ordinary "
Not every comedian. I quite like the sort of comedy Victoria Wood did. She didn't rely on prejudice neither does Peter Kay in my opinion. I think observation of human behaviour his different to prejudice |
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