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I'm not alone this morning.....
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Did you fart in bed 
Why is my bum red? 
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english  hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx "
Would you like some bacon with your full English |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English "
Where did you come from |
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from "
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians! 
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!
Jo.Xx "
Well, what a lovely surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!
Jo.Xx
Well, what a lovely surprise "
Well, I’m happy about this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!
Jo.Xx
Well, what a lovely surprise
Well, I’m happy about this!"
omg you're not a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!
Jo.Xx
Well, what a lovely surprise
Well, I’m happy about this!omg you're not a woman "
I just checked ..I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!
Jo.Xx
Well, what a lovely surprise
Well, I’m happy about this!omg you're not a woman
I just checked ..I am "
you certainly are snuggle up |
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"Did you fart in bed
Why is my bum red?
Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english hey did you just fart
Don't speak, just fuck thanks
Oh, Darlo, say my name!!
Jo.Xx
Would you like some bacon with your full English
Where did you come from
Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!
Jo.Xx
Well, what a lovely surprise
Well, I’m happy about this!omg you're not a woman
I just checked ..I am you certainly are snuggle up"
Snuggle times over, get up!!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get your tongue in thereI will pineapple taste hopefully
Are you nearly done yet?just getting started on you 
Time to get up now"
oh you tease stay please |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
Budge up buttercup youve got all the bed and I'm balancing on the precipice.
Oh and your snoring kept me awake half the night.
Who was that guy whose name you kept muttering in your sleep.
I'm parched.
Morning darling love you.
In that order |
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"Budge up buttercup youve got all the bed and I'm balancing on the precipice.
Oh and your snoring kept me awake half the night.
Who was that guy whose name you kept muttering in your sleep.
I'm parched.
Morning darling love you.
In that order "
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Fuck off out my bed
Mrs
??????
Laughing faces not supported on here I take it haha
r o f l - no spaces 
Also, where are my clothes? "
Thanks
You only wore a overcoat and boots last night |
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"You were amazing last night. Do you prefer coffee or tea? Bacon and eggs? I never knew humans could also do that drag their ass along the floor thing that dogs do. Eye-opener .
Oh that'll be my worms "
AGAIN!!
Honestly K - if it's not your sore tit it's your worms (hope you have happy tit now btw  ) xxx |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
This is round two
Morning darling I'm feeling horny this morning
Gis a kiss
It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.
Wake up get out your lazy bed fore i count to three get to it baby
Get the coffee in |
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"This is round two
Morning darling I'm feeling horny this morning
Gis a kiss
It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.
Wake up get out your lazy bed fore i count to three get to it baby
Get the coffee in "
Prefer a cup of tea first lol |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"This is round two
Morning darling I'm feeling horny this morning
Gis a kiss
It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.
Wake up get out your lazy bed fore i count to three get to it baby
Get the coffee in
Prefer a cup of tea first lol"
lol hey knew you would..... Darjeeling |
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