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"How dare she leave over something so trivial." Dont know, but it looks like I'm moving to Leeds. Fancy it? I'm trustworthy? | |||
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"I do like to have my cake and eat it too..." Oh la la | |||
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"What position was you in when caught " Fucked I think | |||
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"Sounds like the first line of a blues song My girlfriend has left me My chickens have died My dogs got rabies My house just burned down And the crops just failed (Insert 12 bar backing track) " I think I will Risk it with the dog | |||
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"No sympathy at all.. bet you inbox is rammed now!!" It's the OPs strange sense of humour...you'll get used to him...possibly | |||
"No sympathy at all.. bet you inbox is rammed now!! It's the OPs strange sense of humour...you'll get used to him...possibly " Ah ok.. my bad.. lol | |||
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"My girlfriend left me ... for measuring the size of my cock. I mean really.. . . . . For the record it reaches the back of her sisters throat. " Hilarious | |||
"My girlfriend left me ... for measuring the size of my cock. I mean really.. . . . . For the record it reaches the back of her sisters throat. " | |||
"My girlfriend left me ... for measuring the size of my cock. I mean really.. . . . . For the record it reaches the back of her sisters throat. " | |||