I've not had any meets planned but if I had.
This week my genuine excuses for cancelling would be
My dog escaped (I'm constantly patching up holes in my neighbours rotten fence) three times been out searching this week, twice we found, her once the dog warden picked her up.
My tumble dryer exploded, door blew off, smashed the cupboard door opposite!
My son did laundry & left xbox batteries in his jeans pocket.
I've only just had my kitchen finished!
My back door refused to close properly, or lock.
Locksmith has just left, he needs to order a whole new mechanism.
Until Monday my fridge freezer is now securing my back door!
My life is like a bloody Carry On film
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over a year ago
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"Sorry can't make it my condoms are still drying out from my last meet"
really sorry can't meet you today I tripped over my imaginary puppies lead and land face first in the dog bowl I now smell of whiskas just can't get it out of my hair Ive washed it with tresemme three times...... Wait maybe I got some up my nose that's why I can still smell it.... Jeeeez
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