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There's a mouse loose about this house!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

An unexpected guest has arrived.

Last meal will be a mars bar.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

You wanna borrow my pussy

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You wanna borrow my pussy

You mean cat I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You going to poison it with a mars bar??

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Call the pest control officer! ....................

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Cheese!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You going to poison it with a mars bar??"

No that's cruel. The trap will do the rest.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Call the pest control officer! ....................

I have they said there's that many calls about the little buggers it will be a least a week.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Call the pest control officer! ....................

I have they said there's that many calls about the little buggers it will be a least a week.

Erm I am one......DOH

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Cheese!"

I'm not taking its photo

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Call the pest control officer! ....................

I have they said there's that many calls about the little buggers it will be a least a week.

Erm I am one......DOH "

What time can you get here.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Humain trap, capture and realease..... miles away.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Call the pest control officer! ....................

I have they said there's that many calls about the little buggers it will be a least a week.

Erm I am one......DOH

What time can you get here."

On way

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"An unexpected guest has arrived.

Last meal will be a mars bar."
that'll slow it down.. imagine a mars bar shaped Mouse staggering about

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"An unexpected guest has arrived.

Last meal will be a mars bar. that'll slow it down.. imagine a mars bar shaped Mouse staggering about"

Not if the trap does it's job.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If the trap doesn't work.

I'll send the TeenyTinyDoggo round

We discovered this week she's a better mouser than any cat!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I'm not scared of mice

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm not scared of mice

I am, especially killer zombie vampire ones (which most are!!!).

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm not scared of mice

I am, especially killer zombie vampire ones (which most are!!!)."

Behave you wuss

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm not scared of mice

I am, especially killer zombie vampire ones (which most are!!!).

Behave you wuss

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Was it the mouse that nicked the malteasers

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Don't let their tiny cute little faces cut them some slack. Their home wreckers and multiply so fast, they'll own the house soon if you don't get on top of it. Declare War, go nuclear, don't give them the chance to take hold.

Then get a cat, my house has always been mouse free (apart from the dead ones he brings in to prove his worth).

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By *entlemanDMan over a year ago

Fareham

Hoots mon!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"If the trap doesn't work.

I'll send the TeenyTinyDoggo round

We discovered this week she's a better mouser than any cat! "

Is she a Jack Russell.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Battering a mouse with a mars bar is just cruel.

Mind you that might just sell in Glasgow's fish bars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't have this. It's a moose loose aboot the hoose!

Dotty x

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