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I'm too much of a catch

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

I know that I'm every woman, couples, tv and even straight single men's dream

What's the best knockback that I'm can give that does hurt their feelings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eh?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"I know that I'm every woman, couples, tv and even straight single men's dream

What's the best knockback that I'm can give that does hurt their feelings

You- I'm sorry you are too far away

Them- but we/I live around the corner

You - ....mentally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not you it's me"

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm not gay, but I'll try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I know I'll sleep with anything going, but you're just a step too far even for me"

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

You've got a rash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I get it now!

Tell them you've got an sti.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman over a year ago

Club Meets Only

No amount of vodka would help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il give you a dose that will make your grans snatch rot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know that I'm every woman, couples, tv and even straight single men's dream

What's the best knockback that I'm can give that does hurt their feelings

Too much of a catch, this is a bit fishy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't remember meeting you before."

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman over a year ago

Pontypridd

It’s not me. It’s you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know that I'm every woman, couples, tv and even straight single men's dream

What's the best knockback that I'm can give that does hurt their feelings

You- I'm sorry you are too far away

Them- but we/I live around the corner

You - ....mentally"

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I know that I'm every woman, couples, tv and even straight single men's dream

What's the best knockback that I'm can give that does hurt their feelings

Sorry I only do girls

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've had the same underpants on for nearly a week now

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Just repeat that post OP they'll trot away themselves....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had the same underpants on for nearly a week now

And they were turned inside out last week for that extra bit of wear...

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I only like you as a friend.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've had the same underpants on for nearly a week now

And they were turned inside out last week for that extra bit of wear..."

You know me too well, I won't even mention ma socks

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm married to the sea

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm married to the sea"

So you're not Seeside's bit on the side then? And your name's not really Shelley then

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm married to the sea

So you're not Seeside's bit on the side then? And your name's not really Shelley then

It's Clamilla

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not me, it's you.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm married to the sea

So you're not Seeside's bit on the side then? And your name's not really Shelley then

It's Clamilla"

Do you like Sandy Shaw though, or even better Crabsody In Blue - AC/DC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-u2dsIeA18

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*Sandie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nah sorry you utterly revolt me,i actually feel sick thinking about you ,your disgusting

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"nah sorry you utterly revolt me,i actually feel sick thinking about you ,your disgusting

That's a bit harsh

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

""It's not you it's me""

This sounds like when your already in a relationship, eg: a dear John letter

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"I'm not gay, but I'll try "

That's no help,

They'll see me as a catch been a virgin

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"Oh I get it now!

Tell them you've got an sti. "

Then all the barebackers will be on my case, doh!

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

""I don't remember meeting you before."

I remember you,??

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

""I don't remember meeting you before."

I remember you,??"

Oops sorry I thought you had PM me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I don't remember meeting you before."

I remember you,??

Oops sorry I thought you had PM me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have got a couple of more attractive options at the moment but if they drop out I will be in contact.

That should do it.

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"I have got a couple of more attractive options at the moment but if they drop out I will be in contact.

That should do it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry, you only have a small door, and sadly my heads too big to get through it.

That should do it I think

You're welcome btw.

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"I'm sorry, you only have a small door, and sadly my heads too big to get through it.

That should do it I think

You're welcome btw. "

I'm sorry, but please can you elaborate. Are we talking about your back doors, or the front doors, of your house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You aren't getting through my back door! X

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"You aren't getting through my back door! X"

I know, because I'm too old Mwah!

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