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"What do you call a man vacuuming his house at night with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark.... very good "
. I went in to the chippy last night and said can I have a bag of chips , he said 68 or 95 ? I said if your going to count them I will have a meat pie |
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"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!
It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl
It made me laugh  "
You just wanna laugh to pee yourself to sell ya undies ....I've sussed it |
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"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!
It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl
It made me laugh
You just wanna laugh to pee yourself to sell ya undies ....I've sussed it "
I'm just finding everything amusing today |
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"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!
It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl
It made me laugh
You just wanna laugh to pee yourself to sell ya undies ....I've sussed it
I'm just finding everything amusing today "
Your going to make a mint then! |
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"Is 68 or 95 the price of the chips ?
Glad you asked 
Anyone? I'm stumped. I think it might be intentionally nonsensical. "
hi lol I did reply to some asking about the numbers he thought he was going to count the chips anyway I guess u have to be there lol
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