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over a year ago
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Yes, but after the fact...
At a wedding where I was on best man duties, and whist running the black market on free champagne, the groom's stunning female boss asked if she could have a bottle. I asked what was in it for me, she took my hand and led me off to the chapel where the wedding had taken place earlier in the day.
We've now both got black scorch marks across our souls for the unholy things we did in that small chapel.
Totally thought we'd got away with it, until the groom email me after his honeymoon.
'WTF!!! You fucked Julia, in the chapel! And, it's on fucking CCTV, they're keeping our deposit!'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes, but after the fact...
At a wedding where I was on best man duties, and whist running the black market on free champagne, the groom's stunning female boss asked if she could have a bottle. I asked what was in it for me, she took my hand and led me off to the chapel where the wedding had taken place earlier in the day.
We've now both got black scorch marks across our souls for the unholy things we did in that small chapel.
Totally thought we'd got away with it, until the groom email me after his honeymoon.
'WTF!!! You fucked Julia, in the chapel! And, it's on fucking CCTV, they're keeping our deposit!'
Oops"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, but my mum caught me wanking twice as a teenager."
Haha, this has totally reminded me of another time I got caught...
Way back in 1998, when dial up modems were a thing, and I was 17, my Dad was a computer programmer, and he'd run test programs that he'd written for work on the c0mputer at home wilst he was in the office.d run code scripts and monitor from afar.
Well, one sunny day, I decided to skip school and head out on my skateboard, but before I went, I thought, I'll watch a bit of porn and have a nice wank.
On goes the porn, wank starts, then a Notepad window opened on the screen
'What are you doing at home?
I ignored it.
A new line appeared
'And what do you think you are doing?'
I ignored it again, the window showing my porn closed.
I reopened it. It got closed.
A new line of text...
'No not reopen that window'
I reopen the window again.
The phone rang.
I ignored it. A new line of text...
"Pick up the phone, I know you are at home, and I know what you are doing.
I ignored the phone, a new line appeared...
'You are in so much trouble I can't tell you.'
The phone rang again, it was at this point that my wank had been totally ruined, so I went out on my skateboard, and made sure I avoided my Dad at all costs for the next week. |
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"No, but my mum caught me wanking twice as a teenager.
Haha, this has totally reminded me of another time I got caught...
Way back in 1998, when dial up modems were a thing, and I was 17, my Dad was a computer programmer, and he'd run test programs that he'd written for work on the c0mputer at home wilst he was in the office.d run code scripts and monitor from afar.
Well, one sunny day, I decided to skip school and head out on my skateboard, but before I went, I thought, I'll watch a bit of porn and have a nice wank.
On goes the porn, wank starts, then a Notepad window opened on the screen
'What are you doing at home?
I ignored it.
A new line appeared
'And what do you think you are doing?'
I ignored it again, the window showing my porn closed.
I reopened it. It got closed.
A new line of text...
'No not reopen that window'
I reopen the window again.
The phone rang.
I ignored it. A new line of text...
"Pick up the phone, I know you are at home, and I know what you are doing.
I ignored the phone, a new line appeared...
'You are in so much trouble I can't tell you.'
The phone rang again, it was at this point that my wank had been totally ruined, so I went out on my skateboard, and made sure I avoided my Dad at all costs for the next week."
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"Yes, but after the fact...
At a wedding where I was on best man duties, and whist running the black market on free champagne, the groom's stunning female boss asked if she could have a bottle. I asked what was in it for me, she took my hand and led me off to the chapel where the wedding had taken place earlier in the day.
We've now both got black scorch marks across our souls for the unholy things we did in that small chapel.
Totally thought we'd got away with it, until the groom email me after his honeymoon.
'WTF!!! You fucked Julia, in the chapel! And, it's on fucking CCTV, they're keeping our deposit!'
Oops"
Oh I love this..I hope you got a copy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, but after the fact...
At a wedding where I was on best man duties, and whist running the black market on free champagne, the groom's stunning female boss asked if she could have a bottle. I asked what was in it for me, she took my hand and led me off to the chapel where the wedding had taken place earlier in the day.
We've now both got black scorch marks across our souls for the unholy things we did in that small chapel.
Totally thought we'd got away with it, until the groom email me after his honeymoon.
'WTF!!! You fucked Julia, in the chapel! And, it's on fucking CCTV, they're keeping our deposit!'
Oops
Oh I love this..I hope you got a copy "
I wish lol |
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A mate of mine got caught wanking by his mum when he still lived at home, he'd been watching porn on his computer in his bedroom with headphones on, and was blissfully unaware until he turned around and saw a steaming cup of tea had been placed on the end of the desk, he hadn't heard her come in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, but after the fact...
At a wedding where I was on best man duties, and whist running the black market on free champagne, the groom's stunning female boss asked if she could have a bottle. I asked what was in it for me, she took my hand and led me off to the chapel where the wedding had taken place earlier in the day.
We've now both got black scorch marks across our souls for the unholy things we did in that small chapel.
Totally thought we'd got away with it, until the groom email me after his honeymoon.
'WTF!!! You fucked Julia, in the chapel! And, it's on fucking CCTV, they're keeping our deposit!'
Oops
Oh I love this..I hope you got a copy
I wish lol"
Did they put it in the wedding video? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex's mum walked in on us when she was on top. Duvet was over us. She just stayed there, chatted to her mum, and then carried on after. Not sure her mum knew how far into it we were, but it threw me off my game a bit |
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About 20years ago, Whilst on holiday, after having a few drinks around the camp fire, me and D sneaked off to the men's toilets, a little kiss turned into a hot passionate fuck in a cubicle. 
Only the main door of the toilet opened, and I heard my dad's d*unken muttering, I've never been so scared in my life, I thought he was going to find us and kill us both. Luckily he had a pee and went without seeing or hearing us.
But My gosh I was terrified.
Still, it didn't stop us doing it in other 'dangerous' places over the years.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No, but my mum caught me wanking twice as a teenager.
She's always made a lovely cup of tea
Tea would have been nice. Instead I got threats she would tell my friends."
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