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"So long as it's not....
Look at that crack in the ceiling...
You know it's bad when your paying attention to the ceiling  "
Lay here thinking I really must get it painted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So long as it's not....
Look at that crack in the ceiling...
You know it's bad when your paying attention to the ceiling
Lay here thinking I really must get it painted "
Been there. Done that. Bought the paint |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So long as it's not....
Look at that crack in the ceiling...
You know it's bad when your paying attention to the ceiling
Lay here thinking I really must get it painted
Been there. Done that. Bought the paint "
Get busy brushing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So long as it's not....
Look at that crack in the ceiling...
You know it's bad when your paying attention to the ceiling
Lay here thinking I really must get it painted
Been there. Done that. Bought the paint "
You know to do a proper job you should (ahem) fill the crack first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So long as it's not....
Look at that crack in the ceiling...
You know it's bad when your paying attention to the ceiling
Lay here thinking I really must get it painted
Been there. Done that. Bought the paint
You know to do a proper job you should (ahem) fill the crack first "
All cracks have been filled  |
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it "
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)"
Extras always cost more |
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more "
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings?"
Okay deal  |
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings?
Okay deal "
Oh, now I feel I should of held out for half a bag of pork scratchings. Still a deal is a deal. |
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"Omg I shouted fucking Henry the other day ... he lent forward and said my names not Henry  maybe I shouldn't have laughed quite as much! "
It does make me wonder what you do with your vacuum cleaner when you don't have visitors.  |
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I love a mans feel throat noises and grunts, turns me on so much! If he has me in doggy, is pulling my hair, spanking my ass and calling me a horny little slut at the same time, then he’s gonna get wet as I instantly gush!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings?
Okay deal
Oh, now I feel I should of held out for half a bag of pork scratchings. Still a deal is a deal."
Hurry up. I don't have all day. |
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings?
Okay deal
Oh, now I feel I should of held out for half a bag of pork scratchings. Still a deal is a deal.
Hurry up. I don't have all day."
I'm still trying to gather up all my spare change. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings?
Okay deal
Oh, now I feel I should of held out for half a bag of pork scratchings. Still a deal is a deal.
Hurry up. I don't have all day.
I'm still trying to gather up all my spare change."
Aww never mind. |
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"Wow, your amazing, you know what let's just call it ten quid.
Make it 15 and we have a deal ?
£12!
12.50 no less. After all I'm worth it
Come on your busting my balls
(hope that don't cost extra)
Extras always cost more
Throw in a bag of the Black Country's finest pork scratchings?
Okay deal
Oh, now I feel I should of held out for half a bag of pork scratchings. Still a deal is a deal.
Hurry up. I don't have all day.
I'm still trying to gather up all my spare change.
Aww never mind."
Thank goodness for that, I was coming up a boy £1.42 short. |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
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"So long as it's not....
Look at that crack in the ceiling...
You know it's bad when your paying attention to the ceiling
Lay here thinking I really must get it painted "
That IS bad, especially if you're face down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complete silence.
Are you joking? If not then thank goodness I'm not the only one."
If it’s complete silence you enjoy may be a blow up doll is an option lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Complete silence.
Are you joking? If not then thank goodness I'm not the only one.
If it’s complete silence you enjoy may be a blow up doll is an option lol "
or necrophilia  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complete silence.
Are you joking? If not then thank goodness I'm not the only one.
If it’s complete silence you enjoy may be a blow up doll is an option lol
or necrophilia "
There’s another option. But little bit creepy even for the forums lol |
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