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You’ve ran out of lube, what do you use
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once managed to get a neet by calling a lovely lady's bluff when she said she'd meet me if I stuck my cock in some Dairylea and barked like a dog and sent her a video of it. I didn't have any Dairylea so I used double cream instead. I tell you what, that stuff doesn't have make your cock slippy!
And I still got a meet out of it too so win-win!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Although i do like the sound of lurpak, reminds me of a scene from last tango in Paris
I don't recall a 3 inch high trombone player made of butter in that film"
Only in the editors cut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What ever happened to natural lubrication?
True. A fuckbuddy once used her own cum to lubricate my ass when she fingered it 
What? No chip pan fat?  "
No, the hotel had run out. We did ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eye of newt and toe of frog....never fails.
Would you float or sink if thrown off a bridge? "
Do I have time to inflate my rubber ring before Im pushed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks 
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age "
It's not the age it's the rickety body |
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body "
Need a Zimmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer "
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out |
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out "
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth "
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please. |
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please."
No it's fucking funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny "
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall |
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall "
The bed is over here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall
The bed is over here "
Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels |
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall
The bed is over here
Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels "
I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall
The bed is over here
Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels
I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer "
Not sure which sounds most messy
Which channel is that movie on  |
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall
The bed is over here
Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels
I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer
Not sure which sounds most messy
Which channel is that movie on "
Netflix dirty grandpa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicks
Is Vic there....
You'd know about it if he was
Only if you sent pics
Stick your knob in one and send me the pics
I'm all out of linament
Showing your age
It's not the age it's the rickety body
Need a Zimmer
Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out
Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth
Crying.
Wondering why I'm rolling in and out
Put the fecking brake on .....
Please.
No it's fucking funny
That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall
The bed is over here
Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels
I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer
Not sure which sounds most messy
Which channel is that movie on
Netflix dirty grandpa "
Grandpa
Rolls away crying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't use lube  "
You (and anybody else who hasn't) should try it, natural lubrication is good but science is better...
Try and get something made in Japan though, many of the western ones are crap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have... I don't, as I dislike the effect it has on sensation "
The bad ones can really kill sensation, I can't argue with that, try one called Insomnia it's insanely thin and definitely enhances sensation rather than ruining it. It can be a pain to get hold of but so worth it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coconut oil seems to be a fan favourite here which is something I must admit I’ve never considered "
Try it when you play with yourself.... my ex fb used to love me rubbing him with it |
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"Your lube’s ran out and you need to get downstairs moist, what old wives remedy has assisted you in your time if need?"
I don’t even look to see if we’re running out, it’s just on the monthly shopping list! |
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