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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again  . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty "
Awe dont let them get you down!
A member of staff at my work recently quit! And everyone was so very happy! So it can happen!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty "
I'll go for the latter. I'm feeling quite stabby tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty
I'll go for the latter. I'm feeling quite stabby tonight. "
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Oh she really deserves it. She gets off on making others miserable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk....
Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on? "
Far better than I do
No shes old, can't run far. Yet always grateful and loves to kiss people
Almost sounds like me, apart from the "she" part... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty
I'll go for the latter. I'm feeling quite stabby tonight. .
Oh she really deserves it. She gets off on making others miserable "
I hate those people. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you possibly give my dog a little walk, he is looking at me with those sad eyes only a Spaniel can have...
Jo x  "
Absolutely. I just hope it's warmer where you are. If I took him here he'd get blown away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk....
Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on?
Far better than I do
No shes old, can't run far. Yet always grateful and loves to kiss people
Almost sounds like me, apart from the "she" part..."
Cute! I'll take her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take some better pictures of me please
OK. Meet me at the fancy dress shop 
Clown costume please "
OK but be careful not to put the nose on your cock-you'll never get a meet with a big red bellend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take me to a hot beach a long way from here and I’ll repay you with rubbing sun cream on for you
Rubbing it where? "
Every single place you want me to, repeat every hour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take me to a hot beach a long way from here and I’ll repay you with rubbing sun cream on for you
Rubbing it where?
Every single place you want me to, repeat every hour "
I burnt my feet once. It hurt like a bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up.
I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit? "
A biscuit would be lovely. Then can I lick your face? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up.
I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit?
A biscuit would be lovely. Then can I lick your face? "
You bet you can!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ironing please x
I actually quite enjoy ironing (I know that makes me a loser!) "
I don’t mind doing it it’s just that I have a huge mountain that is a bit daunting to start lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ironing please x
I actually quite enjoy ironing (I know that makes me a loser!)
I don’t mind doing it it’s just that I have a huge mountain that is a bit daunting to start lol x"
That's always the worst part! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk....
Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on?
Far better than I do
No shes old, can't run far. Yet always grateful and loves to kiss people
Almost sounds like me, apart from the "she" part...
Cute! I'll take her "
Please remember to bring her back I'm quite attached to the old girl...
And thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up.
I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit?
A biscuit would be lovely. Then can I lick your face?
You bet you can! "
Awesome |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!"
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. "
Ok. I’ll go on top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rub baby oil on my back 
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones! "
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered! |
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over a year ago
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous. 
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear.
Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds. "
OK. I'll wear my mermaid outfit and bring you the princess one to cheer you up. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"One task is stingy.
There are 33392 people online! What if they all discovered the forums and saw my post!?!  "
But you're so amazing and hot Rubi I'm sure you'd be able to do all of my tasks in a really sexy quick way with your eyes closed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!"
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One task is stingy.
There are 33392 people online! What if they all discovered the forums and saw my post!?!
But you're so amazing and hot Rubi I'm sure you'd be able to do all of my tasks in a really sexy quick way with your eyes closed."
You're getting good at this! Tell me I'm the most helpful fabber. Go on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins! "
On it! I like getting wet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins!
On it! I like getting wet! "
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous.
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear.
Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds. "
I'll rub your belly and stroke your hair.
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins!
On it! I like getting wet! "
Talk about multi tasking!! |
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"Fit me a new kitchen please
Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already. "
It will be next year before I can afford it and then It will be on a tight budget....can't wait.
It's a big decision, I can understand being indecisive. Should see me in the supermarket and that's just buying ham.
I hope you find something perfect for you.
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination.
Ok. I’ll go on top"
So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination.
Ok. I’ll go on top
So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work "
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan! |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous.
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear.
Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds.
OK. I'll wear my mermaid outfit and bring you the princess one to cheer you up. "
*claps hands with excitement* |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination.
Ok. I’ll go on top
So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan!"
plus it's a day away even of I don't eat or drink anything for tomorrow I don't think it's possible.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination.
Ok. I’ll go on top
So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan!plus it's a day away even of I don't eat or drink anything for tomorrow I don't think it's possible.
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Plus I might be more interested in taking it off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fit me a new kitchen please
Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already.
I'd recommend Wickes"
I'll have a look at them. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fit me a new kitchen please
Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already.
It will be next year before I can afford it and then It will be on a tight budget....can't wait.
It's a big decision, I can understand being indecisive. Should see me in the supermarket and that's just buying ham.
I hope you find something perfect for you.
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Thank you. I hope you do too! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday?
Now that I can do!
Oh do tell.
It involves squatting and my face!
I just spat my drink out.
Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination.
Ok. I’ll go on top
So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan!plus it's a day away even of I don't eat or drink anything for tomorrow I don't think it's possible.
Plus I might be more interested in taking it off"
I don’t think that's possible! |
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