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Who has seen their arse today
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I saw my arse earlier because it was stolen by the tat man.
I mean I hadn’t even left it on the pavement, no he just came up grabbed it and legged into that woman three doors down that nobody likes because she has eight cats.
Anyway I’m stood there watching my arse disappear with a burly unshaven man who’s left his van parked half on the pavement and I’m wondering, do I go in and get my spare one or do I go straight to work.
I went for the go to work option but now I’m kind of stuck because I can’t sit down due to my lack of arseage.
Not a great start to the day to be honest. |
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"I saw my arse earlier because it was stolen by the tat man.
I mean I hadn’t even left it on the pavement, no he just came up grabbed it and legged into that woman three doors down that nobody likes because she has eight cats.
Anyway I’m stood there watching my arse disappear with a burly unshaven man who’s left his van parked half on the pavement and I’m wondering, do I go in and get my spare one or do I go straight to work.
I went for the go to work option but now I’m kind of stuck because I can’t sit down due to my lack of arseage.
Not a great start to the day to be honest. "
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Fleas can jump up to twenty times their own height.
When I tried to put my cock in my wife's arse,.... I found she could too.
I'm waiting for rant thursday then I may let out the bit thats vexing me.  |
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"Fleas can jump up to twenty times their own height.
When I tried to put my cock in my wife's arse,.... I found she could too.
I'm waiting for rant thursday then I may let out the bit thats vexing me. "
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