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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a BMX for Christmas?
I was going to give you one of my spare bmxs but then I seen a villa badge... Lol "
You have many BMXs, you're a lucky man. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please take a risky picture whilst out and about today?
You don’t have to share it, but just have a fun moment doing it please x"
Oooh start a thread... |
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"May I please request a magic wand OP?
Will we play with it together?"
I wasn't referring to a wand of the sex toy variety OP.
Gosh, GMF not thinking about sex - there's a revelation!
Rather, I want a real 'magical' wand - one that can truly create magic and make things happen... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I please request a magic wand OP?
Will we play with it together?
I wasn't referring to a wand of the sex toy variety OP.
Gosh, GMF not thinking about sex - there's a revelation!
Rather, I want a real 'magical' wand - one that can truly create magic and make things happen..."
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Well that’s easy then. It’s in the post... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to use your sink to wash my feet ?
Let me see if I can get my pigeons to fly it over for you."
If you put one at each corners it should be alright |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be delighted if you could see your way to correcting climate change and preventing the pollution of the worlds oceans. "
Why do you think it hasn’t already happened? Spoke to those in the know  |
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"I’d be delighted if you could see your way to correcting climate change and preventing the pollution of the worlds oceans.
Why do you think it hasn’t already happened? Spoke to those in the know "
Oh that’s fabulous thanks for passing on the good news. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though. 
 that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer? "
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though.
that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer?
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want "
Is that another offer? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though.
that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer?
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want "
I can’t reach my back though.... |
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though.
that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer?
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want
I can’t reach my back though.... "
I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil... |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though.
that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer?
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want
I can’t reach my back though....
I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil..."
I request a transporter to bring you here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though.
that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer?
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want
I can’t reach my back though....
I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil...
I request a transporter to bring you here "
I’m posting you a magic bracelet that will transport you wherever you would like to go... gentlemen, time to impress this woman |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel
You’re very ap-peeling though.
that’s smooth!!
Is that an offer?
You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want
I can’t reach my back though....
I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil...
I request a transporter to bring you here
I’m posting you a magic bracelet that will transport you wherever you would like to go... gentlemen, time to impress this woman "
Thanks babe!!
Gents form an orderly line |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Distract me from my endless studying please 
But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no?"
Too much uninterrupted studying can be counterproductive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Distract me from my endless studying please
But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no?
Too much uninterrupted studying can be counterproductive "
Obviously not your problem as you’re procrastinating here  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Distract me from my endless studying please
But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no?
Too much uninterrupted studying can be counterproductive
Obviously not your problem as you’re procrastinating here "
Needed my break  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol
Such charm..... how could I resist? 
Don’t forget your syringe 
A little bit of sick just came up  "
I’m sending you a brilliant German Schnaps to help you cope |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol
Such charm..... how could I resist?
Don’t forget your syringe
A little bit of sick just came up
I’m sending you a brilliant German Schnaps to help you cope "
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"May I have a new box please OP
I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in
Metal, paper or chocolate?"
A beautiful mirrored box please, the contents are delightfully delicious so it needs to reflect such |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I have a new box please OP
I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in
Metal, paper or chocolate?
A beautiful mirrored box please, the contents are delightfully delicious so it needs to reflect such "
A beautiful box fit for a beautiful lady... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you play
By the rivers of Babylon by boney m please.
Play it for my aunty Sandra in Oldham she’s having terrible trouble with her chilblains and I’m sure it will cheer her up. "
Singing it to her now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... and I’ll see what I can do.
Call me a taxi to Birmingham
That’s what your mobile is for. Please don’t abuse my talents.
Oh, don’t worry, I promise I will put your talents to very good use. "
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"... and I’ll see what I can do.
Call me a taxi to Birmingham
That’s what your mobile is for. Please don’t abuse my talents.
Oh, don’t worry, I promise I will put your talents to very good use.
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For the full de-stressing experience you will need a black body stocking and a blindfold. I’ll look after the rest..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Can you send me home please "
Tap your heels together three times and say ‘there’s no place like home’. Oh. Only works if you’re wearing red stilettos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Can you send me home please
Tap your heels together three times and say ‘there’s no place like home’. Oh. Only works if you’re wearing red stilettos "
No steel toecap boots  |
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"May I have a new box please OP
I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in
Metal, paper or chocolate?
A beautiful mirrored box please, the contents are delightfully delicious so it needs to reflect such
A beautiful box fit for a beautiful lady..."
Awe thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you do something nice for someone for me please? Anyone will do
Steve x  "
Done. Bought a subway sandwich for a homeless lass and dedicated it to her in your name. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"... and I’ll see what I can do.
Come to the 0 meet club social,s
What’s that then?
It's a group social meeting
Thanks for the invite "
We'll if you do want to come then chek out the stp profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you do something nice for someone for me please? Anyone will do
Steve x
Done. Bought a subway sandwich for a homeless lass and dedicated it to her in your name."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you do something nice for someone for me please? Anyone will do
Steve x
Done. Bought a subway sandwich for a homeless lass and dedicated it to her in your name.
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So when karma hits you with something fantastic do something good too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have scarlette johannsen as my FB please
All yours although her next free date is in 2024...really damn it I'm busy then "
And here’s me giving my best... |
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