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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was listening to the radio the other day and there was a feature about back handed and strange compliments, the best I heard was...
Your tongue is overwhelmingly big for your beautiful face
What’s the best you’ve heard or received on here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not the best I've had, but had it nonetheless. 
"Wow, you look good for your age!"
Is that what you mean OP?
Jo.Xx "
Yes, a compliment that makes you go
‘Er, hang on, is that a compliment...’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a man....and a mature student at the time...went into class with shorts on (very hot day)...a young and very attractive lady said to me ....
“Wow, you have great legs......like a woman!” Deflated !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You look great for your age"
Considered a compliment that will immediately make me roll over with my legs apart, apparently.
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Look at pics...then looked at age.
You do look great. Was surprised by age. So, simply, ya look great full stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You look great for your age"
Considered a compliment that will immediately make me roll over with my legs apart, apparently.
Look at pics...then looked at age.
You do look great. Was surprised by age. So, simply, ya look great full stop "
It's the knowing when to stop, isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!"
Oh dear! My parents were also skilled in the art of giving with one hand while taking away with the other |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!"
I took a fella i was dating home for tea, he went to the loo and my nan hissed at me “is that the best you can do?!”  i felt awful on his behalf! She had altzheimers so was just grateful she didn’t say it to his face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After I got divorced at 27 after a 3 year marriage, in the pub with my dad. Don't worry son you will find someone more suitable to you. She was far more upmarket than you will ever be . Cheers Dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!
I took a fella i was dating home for tea, he went to the loo and my nan hissed at me “is that the best you can do?!” i felt awful on his behalf! She had altzheimers so was just grateful she didn’t say it to his face!"
My future ma in law said to the wife....well I guess he has a nice personality!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You look great for your age"
Considered a compliment that will immediately make me roll over with my legs apart, apparently.
Look at pics...then looked at age.
You do look great. Was surprised by age. So, simply, ya look great full stop
It's the knowing when to stop, isn't it? "
Does “you have the body of a 30 year old” sound ok....I said that to the Mrs and she was happy with that.....I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!
I took a fella i was dating home for tea, he went to the loo and my nan hissed at me “is that the best you can do?!” i felt awful on his behalf! She had altzheimers so was just grateful she didn’t say it to his face!"
Ha ha! Well she was complimenting you really!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the best I've had, but had it nonetheless.
"Wow, you look good for your age!"
Is that what you mean OP?
Jo.Xx "
I get that as well. Quite a lot of men find it disgraceful to find someone my age attractive, so slag off us young ones then pm me to say actually, I’m sexy and they’d fuck me  okay honeypie, you do you x
I also get the ‘id still fuck you even though you’re pregnant’ aw that’s so nice and thoughtful thanks xoxo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!
Oh dear! My parents were also skilled in the art of giving with one hand while taking away with the other"
Mine didn’t usually bother with the giving part!!
To be fair, wife is out my league. How many times people said we don’t go together or wow...is that your wife?? How? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You look great for your age"
Considered a compliment that will immediately make me roll over with my legs apart, apparently.
Look at pics...then looked at age.
You do look great. Was surprised by age. So, simply, ya look great full stop
It's the knowing when to stop, isn't it?
Does “you have the body of a 30 year old” sound ok....I said that to the Mrs and she was happy with that.....I think"
Honestly, no. Just compliment the person as they are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!
Oh dear! My parents were also skilled in the art of giving with one hand while taking away with the other
Mine didn’t usually bother with the giving part!!
To be fair, wife is out my league. How many times people said we don’t go together or wow...is that your wife?? How? "
I think that's an incredibly rude thing to say to someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I’ve met women in their 20s with worse bodies”!
I don’t even know if that counts as back handed or just an insult?!"
Could have been phrased better but kind of thing I say when meant .....compliment. I said to wife....” you have the body of a 30 year old” and I’m guessing that’s ok??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!
Oh dear! My parents were also skilled in the art of giving with one hand while taking away with the other
Mine didn’t usually bother with the giving part!!
To be fair, wife is out my league. How many times people said we don’t go together or wow...is that your wife?? How?
I think that's an incredibly rude thing to say to someone. "
Me too! I have feeling too!! Got used to it though and take it as a sort of compliment......sort of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wait...how about this.
About my wife...”she is so pretty, I never thought you’d get anyone that good looking!” This was from my own mother!!!!!
Do you have a face only a mother could love  "
To be fair...yes. And the wife too I guess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been told a fair few times recently I remind people of/look like Meghan Markle. In that photo shoot where she'd given birth a couple of days ago. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“You’re way fitter than my mum, she’s your age..”
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Haha oh man why would someone think that's a good thing to say to a woman and btw who compares a woman's attractiveness to their mom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You’re way fitter than my mum, she’s your age..”
Haha oh man why would someone think that's a good thing to say to a woman and btw who compares a woman's attractiveness to their mom? "
The same type of men who compares a woman’s attractiveness to their daughter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You’re way fitter than my mum, she’s your age..”
Haha oh man why would someone think that's a good thing to say to a woman and btw who compares a woman's attractiveness to their mom?
The same type of men who compares a woman’s attractiveness to their daughter "
I've got ask where are you meeting these men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You’re way fitter than my mum, she’s your age..”
Haha oh man why would someone think that's a good thing to say to a woman and btw who compares a woman's attractiveness to their mom?
The same type of men who compares a woman’s attractiveness to their daughter
I've got ask where are you meeting these men? "
I’m not meeting them.
And well, I’m on fab....so you can probably take a good guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You’re way fitter than my mum, she’s your age..”
Haha oh man why would someone think that's a good thing to say to a woman and btw who compares a woman's attractiveness to their mom?
The same type of men who compares a woman’s attractiveness to their daughter
I've got ask where are you meeting these men?
I’m not meeting them.
And well, I’m on fab....so you can probably take a good guess. "
So someone on here actually said something along the lines of you're more attractive than my daughter? ... I shouldn't be shocked on here, but come on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You’re way fitter than my mum, she’s your age..”
Haha oh man why would someone think that's a good thing to say to a woman and btw who compares a woman's attractiveness to their mom?
The same type of men who compares a woman’s attractiveness to their daughter "
That’s just plain wrong..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You're quite wrinkly but I love you,mummy"
From my 9 year old. Erm thanks!"
My son once asked my father why his face was all cracked - there wasn't even an attempt at a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""You're quite wrinkly but I love you,mummy"
From my 9 year old. Erm thanks!
My son once asked my father why his face was all cracked - there wasn't even an attempt at a compliment"
That's a really great picture of you! It doesn't look like you at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""You're quite wrinkly but I love you,mummy"
From my 9 year old. Erm thanks!
My son once asked my father why his face was all cracked - there wasn't even an attempt at a compliment
That's a really great picture of you! It doesn't look like you at all!"
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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these are awesome....just proves some people dont need to try to be assholes, it just comes naturally
i wouldve thought they needed to get up a hour earlier each morning to practice
it would seem i am wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a couple good friends this regularly happens with. Like a grenade thrown in lol. It takes a special twist to make it a good backhanded compliment and you need to know someone really well for them to accept the superficial, true part of the compliment and recognize the sting and smile. Both need a sarcastic wit to bounce off each other comfortably. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking of grenades, but reflects my twisted humour when I heard this and laughed (I knew the one being spoken too very well). He's a personal instructor and someone was making small talk...
The way you’ve overcome your disability is so inspiring! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got told on a meet several years ago; "I love a belly on a guy" 
Tea"
I feel your pain brother lol I've had "I love a big guy" whilst rubbing her hands down my belly... if she'd have done it on my cock and said that all good but on my belly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're quite fit..
For an old bird 
Haha what's worse is he probably thought you'd still have sex with him.
On a side note you're very good looking  "
You missed the punch line  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're quite fit..
For an old bird
Haha what's worse is he probably thought you'd still have sex with him.
On a side note you're very good looking
You missed the punch line "
Well it's in the back handed compliments thread so it's implied right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're quite fit..
For an old bird
Haha what's worse is he probably thought you'd still have sex with him.
On a side note you're very good looking
You missed the punch line
Well it's in the back handed compliments thread so it's implied right? "
One with a twist of not knowing... Deadly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look so pretty without glasses
Worse if they mean without wearing their glasses to see you with!"
Maybe they were wearing and he wasn't and didn't notice...lmao |
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