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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Translation; Look how incredibly popular I am, look!

What do people commonly say on Fab and what does it actually mean ?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Thanks for your input = wank off shitbag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this a dig at me my darling?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

I’m waiting for it....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone "

this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this. "

That

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this a dig at me my darling?"

Please don’t tell me this was your status update ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That "

Those

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cos can't be bother read it.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Is this a dig at me my darling?"

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Fab straight - likes men’s willy’s in them

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


""Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy"

Or "I can't be arsed replying to you all so I'll just say I've run out of messages"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this a dig at me my darling?

Please don’t tell me this was your status update ? "

It was! Just before I blocked everyone. But it was more to friends as I couldn’t be arsed to go through them all to see if I’d missed any friends ones. So I was actually being lovely and thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This isn’t a sex site...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy

Or "I can't be arsed replying to you all so I'll just say I've run out of messages" "

How do you run out of messages?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do

A lot

Am I being pedantic doing it ?? Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We only meet single men and hubby doesn't join in.

Translation - hubby can't get it up anymore for his wife and fancies cock and secretly hopes he's ' made ' to suck one in a ' cuckold ' scenario

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's just a sex site love = how dare you have standards or desires

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That

Those "

The other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We only meet single men and hubby doesn't join in.

Translation - hubby can't get it up anymore for his wife and fancies cock and secretly hopes he's ' made ' to suck one in a ' cuckold ' scenario

"

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


""Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy

Or "I can't be arsed replying to you all so I'll just say I've run out of messages"

How do you run out of messages?"

I think there's a limit on how many you can send in 24 hrs, no idea what it is though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That

Those "

These

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That

Those

The other "

Them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy

Or "I can't be arsed replying to you all so I'll just say I've run out of messages"

How do you run out of messages?

I think there's a limit on how many you can send in 24 hrs, no idea what it is though. "

Oh I see x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Single men we will find you!

Single men we will find you!

(Damn, didn’t think that one through)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not here to shag the whole site

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I don’t have Kik, so don’t ask.

I totally have Kik if you’re fit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That

Those

The other

Them "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m not here to shag the whole site "

But I’m going to try my best to.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’m not here to shag the whole site "

I'm going to pretend to be picky and judge people with lots of veris because I'm jealous.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not new been here before know how it works

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By *arlo82Couple  over a year ago

the gym and random places


""Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy

Or "I can't be arsed replying to you all so I'll just say I've run out of messages" "

Or really I'm a number collector so I'm really hoping you'll send me your number

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not new been here before know how it works "

Still going to make the standard mistakes, very afraid of Australian universities

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t have Kik, so don’t ask.

I totally have Kik if you’re fit."

so true!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will fill in later = will never fill in cos I'm a boring cunt who will put my dick on anything

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just done a bulk message delete sorry girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘I’m straight so no men!’

I have a profile on fab guys

‘Looking for a connection first, don’t do jealousy’

I’m hoping you’ll fall in love with me, if you show verifications from anyone else I’ll cry and tell everyone you’re a shit fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m extremely fussy

(Swear I’m quoting my own profile with half of these . God I’m annoying!)

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

= my point is so right and I like it so much that I'll thumb it so everyone knows how right it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No clingy women = I will stalk the fuck out of you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" = my point is so right and I like it so much that I'll thumb it so everyone knows how right it is. "

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

"We'll check messages when together later"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No cocks in my box

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No clingy women = I will stalk the fuck out of you."

Omg so true. What do you mean you met someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"happy fabbing"

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"life is for living"

Bored with the wife

"Discreet"

Married

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


" = my point is so right and I like it so much that I'll thumb it so everyone knows how right it is. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No cocks in my box "

I’ve got that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" = my point is so right and I like it so much that I'll thumb it so everyone knows how right it is. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Professional = not sure what I mean but it sounds good and other people have it on their profile...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"trying to answer all my messages"

Too dumb to use filters

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


" = my point is so right and I like it so much that I'll thumb it so everyone knows how right it is. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I prefer face fucking"

Best way to prevent them escaping.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

BBC only - Look at me, Look at me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Huh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will fill in later.

I'm having a wank so can't think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not meeting for a few weeks;

Just waiting for the genital warts to clear up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"BBC only - Look at me, Look at me!"

BBC - I'm black, my cock is of average size.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No cocks in my box

I’ve got that "

Haha. I had a lot of these

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not looking to meet.

Not you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""happy fabbing"

Fuck off"

Ok sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prefer fit people = no fat fucks

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Not looking to meet.

Not you anyway. "

This is my profile!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not looking to meet.

If you’re fit as fuck, I’ll drive to you now!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!


""Run out of messages"....in other words I've messaged everyone on the site within 100 miles and still no joy

Or "I can't be arsed replying to you all so I'll just say I've run out of messages"

How do you run out of messages?

I think there's a limit on how many you can send in 24 hrs, no idea what it is though.

Oh I see x"

I've never run out of messages and I talk shit for hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not looking to meet.

Not you anyway.

This is my profile!!! "

The best decoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not looking to meet.

Not you anyway.

This is my profile!!! "

And mine

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

“Must be local”

Although if you look like Jason Mamoa i’ll update my passport and remortgage my flat to get to you NOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Wow, what an evening, you know who you are!

Yes we do know, you stayed in and had a Pot noodle and wank, then had a teary moment and fell asleep while watching First Dates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Repeat/ heavy cummer.

This is literally all I can think of, that I’ve got going for me.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Not looking to meet.

Not you anyway.

This is my profile!!!

And mine "

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By *litteasingManMan  over a year ago

Thereabouts

BBC Only no WHITE willies = no disclaimer

Only interested in WHITE BRITISH, no black, mixed or Asian = [disclaimer] I am not a racist just preference

"what the fuck?!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never apologise..i just do it

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By *litteasingManMan  over a year ago

Thereabouts

No one liners

[Profile: will fill in later]

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Evening Fabbers

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

It’s not my first time on here - been cocked more times than John Wayne’s gun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, what an evening, you know who you are!

Yes we do know, you stayed in and had a Pot noodle and wank, then had a teary moment and fell asleep while watching First Dates."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does nobody answer my messages? = I'm single and I can't get a girlfriend.

Would love to try dogging, any tips? = I'm single and I can't get a girlfriend even though I've got a car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Treat her with respect-I'm done with her now, can someone please take her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Age, size, looks unimportant"

Will fuck anything with a pulse

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's all about the connection (of our genitals)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Must be local”

Although if you look like Jason Mamoa i’ll update my passport and remortgage my flat to get to you NOW"

This.. although I had a guy travel 9 hours from Scotland to meet me once...

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By *irty desireWoman  over a year ago

newcatle

Wow fantastic meet! You know who you are!!

= Wait for the veri off your imaginary meet

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Can I fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I'd love to lick your pussy for hours."

I'm not that great at sex, last a few minutes, and can't think of anything else to try and get you off with while I wait for the taxi.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Exceptional only= I fucking love myself and think I'm amazing and I only deserve the best even though we will both probably be too busy looking at ourselves in the mirror to worry about if you are having a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That

Those

The other

Them "

There

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'xxx unread messages' = I never read any

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By *irty desireWoman  over a year ago

newcatle


"Exceptional only= I fucking love myself and think I'm amazing and I only deserve the best even though we will both probably be too busy looking at ourselves in the mirror to worry about if you are having a good time."

And thats usually of the BOBFOCs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I fuck you "

Yes ...

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By *irty desireWoman  over a year ago

newcatle


"Wow fantastic meet! You know who you are!!

= Wait for the veri off your imaginary meet "

3 weeks later same and still no veris

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Good thread everyone = good thread everyone

this.

That

Those

The other

Them

There"

Whatever

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I fuck you

Yes ... "

Just bulk deleted

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Been here before,so know the score,

Had a massive strop and deleted my account.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll pull up a chair = I enjoy watching someone being ripped apart by a wolf pack

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Can't wait until tomorrow ~ Looking forward to getting reacquainted with my 5 fingered friend while I've got the house to myself!

Does no one meet on here anymore ~ I know I'm a minger but these women don't know what they're missing.

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Fab single

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Sorry guys deleted messages by accident, please resend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A useful filter - virtue signalling to my forum friends.

I’m here for the forums only - I like to pretend I’m a big fish in the forums and popular.

No one liners or copy and paste messages - I want you to bust a nut coming up with an essay just to boost my ego. Then I’ll delete it with no reply anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Anything goes not to fussed what you look like I like big stocky men too don't judge a book by its cover I'm a big girl too" = vwe or black men only no fat guys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men can't read profiles! = We do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Women are too fussy and are punching above their weight. I do well in real life’

I’ve had sex twice and don’t actually do well. The women aren’t punching, I just say that to soothe my ego because they don’t find me attractive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, what an evening, you know who you are!

Yes we do know, you stayed in and had a Pot noodle and wank, then had a teary moment and fell asleep while watching First Dates."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Thanks for all the Fabs guys, made it to page 86. Keep Fabbing, get me to page 85.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle. "

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle. "

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awwww sowwy

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner

Will fill profile in later = Will never write another word.

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really? "

And not a fan of objectification apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Easy fix set filters to max

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really?

And not a fan of objectification apparently. "

I’ve only ever seen men put up that status - and weirdly enough, they don’t get verified

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really?

And not a fan of objectification apparently.

I’ve only ever seen men put up that status - and weirdly enough, they don’t get verified "

The Fab equivalent of a Darwin Award?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really?

And not a fan of objectification apparently.

I’ve only ever seen men put up that status - and weirdly enough, they don’t get verified

The Fab equivalent of a Darwin Award? "

so are you's for objectification? To get veri'd you need to objectify?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really?

And not a fan of objectification apparently.

I’ve only ever seen men put up that status - and weirdly enough, they don’t get verified

The Fab equivalent of a Darwin Award?

so are you's for objectification? To get veri'd you need to objectify? "

Yes. That’s exactly what we’re saying

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"New account remember to verify me if you met previously = just to show how easy you were and that you're the town's bicycle.

Ugh. Slut shaming here? Really?

And not a fan of objectification apparently.

I’ve only ever seen men put up that status - and weirdly enough, they don’t get verified

The Fab equivalent of a Darwin Award? so are you's for objectification? To get veri'd you need to objectify? "

Err, no. I don't meet people who want to objectify me. I'm a person (who has a lot of casual sex, and is no less worthwhile as a person because of it).

Just like you're a person who's no less worthwhile as a person with your figure (not a dig, just a comparison).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/06/19 10:33:42]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does nobody answer my messages? = I'm single and I can't get a girlfriend.

Would love to try dogging, any tips? = I'm single and I can't get a girlfriend even though I've got a car"

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

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Translates to - Oh fuck I shouldn’t of typed that!

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Thanks for all the messages guys, we’re sorted for tonight....we’re watching fucking Love Island with the subtitles on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No drama = ohhhhhh....I’ll give you fucking drama

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for last night #youknowhoyouare = the wife gave me my quarterly handjob last night.

Quality over quantity = I go dogging in Regent’s Park, never ever beyond the M25.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will meet you at 8pm and we can go for a drink see if there's a connection.

Joking, I won't turn up, ghost you for three days then delete my account.

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By *etAnotherDomMan  over a year ago

london

"site pass ran out"

Can someone buy me one

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

It was lovely getting fucked up against the kitchen sink....I'm bored and my Mom's cooking dinner.

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