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I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.
I wrote Shag .
Which is a Bird .
Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .
Great Day that was . |
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over a year ago
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"I’m a bitch? Thanks
A bitch is a dog and a dog barks and bark is on a tree and tree is nature and nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment  "
Haha I used to use that xx |
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"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.
I wrote Shag .
Which is a Bird .
Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .
Great Day that was ."
Haha can just imagine you standing there  |
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"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.
I wrote Shag .
Which is a Bird .
Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .
Great Day that was .
Haha can just imagine you standing there "
Oh I was very smug as I knew I was cleverer than my teacher  |
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"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.
I wrote Shag .
Which is a Bird .
Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .
Great Day that was .
Haha can just imagine you standing there Oh I was very smug as I knew I was cleverer than my teacher "
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"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.
I wrote Shag .
Which is a Bird .
Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .
Great Day that was ."
I got marched to the heads office for asking the science teacher 'What colour is Uranus Miss'.  |
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over a year ago
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I know you are but what am I ?
That’s what she said.
You weren’t complaining at the time.
*laughing at the fact we had to put a rubber on a dildo in sex ed *
When being at primary school I was once told I was gay for having a “girlfriend” , strange one that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's disgusting, I'd never put a willy in my mouth. "
Haha. I remember my daughter asking me what a blow job was. She wasn’t too young and I try to be honest so I told her and I remember her saying ewwwwww that’s just disgusting you and dad don’t do that do you? 
No of course not sweetheart |
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"That's disgusting, I'd never put a willy in my mouth.
Haha. I remember my daughter asking me what a blow job was. She wasn’t too young and I try to be honest so I told her and I remember her saying ewwwwww that’s just disgusting you and dad don’t do that do you?
No of course not sweetheart "
“We just wrestle” haha |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
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Are you a fridge or a mars bar?
I remember this question going around school.
To this day I still don't know the meaning of the question or what the answers are supposed to mean.
I wonder if Google knows. |
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"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.
I wrote Shag .
Which is a Bird .
Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .
Great Day that was .
I got marched to the heads office for asking the science teacher 'What colour is Uranus Miss'. "
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