Co-worker masturbation

By *iltshiregent OP Man over a year ago

Calne

How would your relationships change with your co-workers if 'breakout' group masturbation sessions (with encouragement!) were mandatory?

Would you all get on better or become more productive?

Would it shatter the glass ceiling because businesses would finally employ more women?

Who would you trust to cut the cake?!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't like that.

I don't like when someone force me to masturbate

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you on mate

By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuck no....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would add a whole new meaning to 'there's this jerk in the office ...'

By *i1971Man over a year ago

Cornwall

Nope, wouldn't be happening.

By *019ReadyCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Have you just read you new employment contract?! Clause 12.653(iii) usually covers cake

By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

I suppose it would be more interesting than them awful team building days doing paintball

By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Not sure how I would interview people if this was the case!

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh no definitely not... work and private life very different things

Plus none of my colleagues give me the slightest inclination to masterbate