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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Would it get deleted if I said you had a cracking arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Would it get deleted if I said you had a cracking arse?

Nope. You’re in with that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?""

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

Let’s wait for the ladies to wake up after their long, steamy, passionate nights and let them speak for themselves eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

Let’s wait for the ladies to wake up after their long, steamy, passionate nights and let them speak for themselves eh?

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me""

You forgot that legendary opener "You do anal?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me""

Like an Electrolux

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me"

Like an Electrolux

Ah shame, I was more looking for a dyson

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman over a year ago

bolton

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

I would say the majority, as if I am not treated with respect, and the male has not read my profile then its a delete from me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me"

Like an Electrolux

Oooh thinking of that period story again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me"

Like an Electrolux

Oooh thinking of that period story again

What story is this or do we want to know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll just stick with the tried and tested

"Fancy a fuck?"

Or the ever popular

"Will you suck me"

Like an Electrolux

Oooh thinking of that period story again

What story is this or do we want to know?"

It’s on the forum. Involves optimistic teenage girls, their periods and a vacuum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

I would say the majority, as if I am not treated with respect, and the male has not read my profile then its a delete from me!"

Yep. I have a thing about duck pics from strangers... people simply don’t read anymore. Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to get away with ay up lass more than u would think

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By *abat40xWoman over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

OMG I hate the word Babe annoys the fuck out of me I tend to delete them msg as it clearly says on my profile don't call me it x

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By *abat40xWoman over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

Couldn't agree more with her

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

I would say the majority, as if I am not treated with respect, and the male has not read my profile then its a delete from me!

Yep. I have a thing about duck pics from strangers... people simply don’t read anymore. Sigh."

Quack

I don't like the silly wee names either but it's an easy delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women love it when I can then my little spunkbubble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women love it when I can then my little spunkbubble"

Not only women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women love it when I can then my little spunkbubble

Not only women

You're mon petite bulle de spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Thanks for the advice, are you speaking for yourself ? Or on behalf of every women on here??

I would say the majority, as if I am not treated with respect, and the male has not read my profile then its a delete from me!"

And it's a no from me too. And cock shots don't do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I used to get away with ay up lass more than u would think

Ay up lass is cute

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Yep. I have a thing about duck pics from strangers... people simply don’t read anymore. Sigh."

Which does it for you most though? Mallard..Mandarin or Indian Runner perhaps....or are you one of those kinky types that goes for something like a Muscovy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate 'hun' as an introductory name, it really grinds on me. Saying that though if the rest of the message is well written then I'll let it go....us women are difficult arent we

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By *ddit...Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Spat my smashed avocado out..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever happened to the good old traditional introductions....

'Hello'

'Hi there'

'Good Morning'

A lot to be said for the good old days. These have been working wonders since God was a lad...

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By *abat40xWoman over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

"Whatever happened to the good old traditional introductions....

'Hello'

'Hi there'

'Good Morning'

A lot to be said for the good old days. These have been working wonders since God was a lad..."

Not many gentlemen around nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yep. I have a thing about duck pics from strangers... people simply don’t read anymore. Sigh.

Which does it for you most though? Mallard..Mandarin or Indian Runner perhaps....or are you one of those kinky types that goes for something like a Muscovy?

I like all types of ducks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gentlemen. Quickest way to get your opening message deleted is by calling me:

Babe, Honey, Sugar, Sweetness, Hun, Pet.

Also not keen, in the first message on:

Bitch, Slut, Whore, Cumbucket, Slag.

A bit of a no win situation with the name-calling isn’t it?

Spat my smashed avocado out..

Why?